Misha Chicackalacky
@spoketension.bsky.social
Cyclist, hiker, former bicycle mechanic, married dad, punk and indie fan. Southern secular Jew with Chicago roots. Reposts not endorsements, etc.
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz
December 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz
Band photo: Paul Stanley, Gene Simmons, and Rapes Freely
December 8, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Band photo: Paul Stanley, Gene Simmons, and Rapes Freely
Great news for nihilists with a sense of humor: Mike Lindell is likely running for Governor in Minnesota!
December 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Great news for nihilists with a sense of humor: Mike Lindell is likely running for Governor in Minnesota!
Steven Seagal-ass hairline.
December 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Steven Seagal-ass hairline.
Tens of millions of dollars worth of cosmetic surgery in this photo.
December 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Tens of millions of dollars worth of cosmetic surgery in this photo.
Wait, the medal has an image of the trophy???
December 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Wait, the medal has an image of the trophy???
This is not even his final form
December 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
This is not even his final form
The NC Judicial Branch doesn’t know when it is either. They posted this on FB yesterday.
December 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The NC Judicial Branch doesn’t know when it is either. They posted this on FB yesterday.
We’re not AI fans, but last night we asked ChatGPT to recommend a new show based on other stuff we liked. It recommended a show called “Riposte” on Apple TV. When I looked for it, it wasn’t there. Then we asked ChatGPT if the show was real and guess what? Whoopsie, ChatGPT had just made it up!
December 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
We’re not AI fans, but last night we asked ChatGPT to recommend a new show based on other stuff we liked. It recommended a show called “Riposte” on Apple TV. When I looked for it, it wasn’t there. Then we asked ChatGPT if the show was real and guess what? Whoopsie, ChatGPT had just made it up!
For me it’s this classic
December 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
For me it’s this classic
Saw a presidential doppelgänger during the morning dog walk. Both of these are prominently displayed by their caretakers despite the fact that they’re rotting from the inside out.
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Saw a presidential doppelgänger during the morning dog walk. Both of these are prominently displayed by their caretakers despite the fact that they’re rotting from the inside out.
I;m Thinking About Thos Beans
December 3, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I;m Thinking About Thos Beans
The number of the Briest
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The number of the Briest
One “sign of fatigue” is being asleep during an Oval Office meeting where you are the focal point of the event
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
One “sign of fatigue” is being asleep during an Oval Office meeting where you are the focal point of the event
TFW you’re listening to the guitar solo from “Pablo & Andrea” by Yo La Tengo.
November 26, 2025 at 12:22 PM
TFW you’re listening to the guitar solo from “Pablo & Andrea” by Yo La Tengo.
The Bababurke
November 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The Bababurke
[low pitched Bishop’s voice]: I’m going hungry…
[high pitched Pope’s voice]: GOIN’ HUNGRYYYYYYYYYEEEAAAAHHHH
[high pitched Pope’s voice]: GOIN’ HUNGRYYYYYYYYYEEEAAAAHHHH
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
[low pitched Bishop’s voice]: I’m going hungry…
[high pitched Pope’s voice]: GOIN’ HUNGRYYYYYYYYYEEEAAAAHHHH
[high pitched Pope’s voice]: GOIN’ HUNGRYYYYYYYYYEEEAAAAHHHH
All this talk of bamboo made me want to hit my favorite local trail.
November 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
All this talk of bamboo made me want to hit my favorite local trail.
Reading the news this evening like
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Reading the news this evening like
Nikki Haley endorsed Donald Trump in 2024. She worked for him during his first administration. Unclear why the WSJ would pretend that Haley’s son is “straying.” This MAGA degenerate apple didn’t fall far from the tree.
November 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Nikki Haley endorsed Donald Trump in 2024. She worked for him during his first administration. Unclear why the WSJ would pretend that Haley’s son is “straying.” This MAGA degenerate apple didn’t fall far from the tree.
I Love You Dollar
November 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I Love You Dollar
North Carolina attorneys listening to commentary from places where grand jury irregularities actually matter like
November 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
North Carolina attorneys listening to commentary from places where grand jury irregularities actually matter like
Turns out all we had to do to fix the trade deficit was make it harder for Americans to afford to buy stuff
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Turns out all we had to do to fix the trade deficit was make it harder for Americans to afford to buy stuff