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David Bixenspan
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Wait, what?
One of these days I'd love to not have to worry about random skeets being viewed solely through a tribal wrestling lens.

(Which in this case was extra weird because my first post explicitly said I better understood his choice to go to WWE now. And repeatedly said I doubted he floated the 1991 DOB.)
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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I’ve seen people get mad at some pretty stupid shit. Getting mad at wrestling fans talking about a story about a wrestler that was published in the wrestling observer newsletter is a hilarious new low.
February 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Oh for the love of God someone posted my Hobbs skeet on Wreddit.

I DON'T CARE IF HE'S 41. I WAS CURIOUS WHY MELTZER CHANGED HIS AGE SUDDENLY AFTER A FRIEND MESSAGED ME ABOUT IT AND WE REALIZED THE OLDER AGE IN THE OBSERVER WAS PROBABLY CORRECT AND IT BETTER EXPLAINED HIS MINDSET.

Fucking hell.
February 9, 2026 at 11:48 PM
1989, eh? That's not right, either!
*Cough Cough* 1989
February 9, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Making this (Nash saying that HHH decided to work with and beat Punk instead because of some improvised line about Stephanie) much more interesting is that the story at the time was that Nash was pulled because he didn't tell anyone that he was on blood thinners.
February 9, 2026 at 10:26 PM
OK, that answers that part, now the only question is where the 1991 birthdate came from.
Confirmed: Will Hobbs is 41
February 9, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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Why? Is there a shortage?
hmm. nope 👍
February 9, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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Okay but what about us ADHD impulsives who desperately need an edit button?
v1.116 is rolling out now!

For all the overthinkers and perfectionists out there, we're launching Drafts.
February 9, 2026 at 9:58 PM
In the event Hobbs actually did lie about his age, I don't think it actually matters in any real way, but it would be kind of funny.
February 9, 2026 at 9:50 PM
It's official: Louis Armstrong is #AllElite!
February 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Can someone who's good at Photoshop please make a "LOUIS ARMSTRONG IS #ALLELITE" or "SATCHMO IS #ALLELITE" graphic using the iconic cover shot from the "Satchmo Plays King Oliver" album and 12" single?
February 9, 2026 at 9:34 PM
How did anyone ever think it was a good idea to use untrained TV job guys?
I always love when a jobber fucks up in a way that you can't even work around and the crowd just groans
February 9, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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I always love when a jobber fucks up in a way that you can't even work around and the crowd just groans
February 9, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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Damn @davidbix.bsky.social what did you know and when did you know it
v1.116 is rolling out now!

For all the overthinkers and perfectionists out there, we're launching Drafts.
February 9, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I need to start asking for new features on here more often.
v1.116 is rolling out now!

For all the overthinkers and perfectionists out there, we're launching Drafts.
February 9, 2026 at 8:33 PM
BTW, remember that sometimes, wrestling fans just assume stuff or make shit up and it becomes fact.

Kane was in every "Jewish wrestlers" listicle for decades for little reason other than someone guessing because his last name is Jacobs.

It's entirely possible Hobbs being born in 1991 is that.
February 9, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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AEW single-handedly making tennis stadiums in the US into viable wrestling stadiums is fun
February 9, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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AEW Double Or Nothing To Be Held At Louis Armstrong Stadium
AEW Double Or Nothing To Be Held At Louis Armstrong Stadium - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News
AEW will return to New York for Double or Nothing. 
www.fightful.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Nobody tell anyone that Matt Tremont is only 36...
February 9, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Just to be clear, I haven't seen any indication that he lied anywhere about his age (or where the 1991 birth date came from in the first place). But the new Observer says he's 41, that matches up with available public records, and there was nobody named William Hobson born in CA in 1991 period.
Will Hobbs being in full "now or never" mode makes a lot more sense when you realize that, as the latest Observer quietly indicated, he's actually 41 years old and not 35.
February 9, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Will Hobbs being in full "now or never" mode makes a lot more sense when you realize that, as the latest Observer quietly indicated, he's actually 41 years old and not 35.
February 9, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Just for the record, this is the funniest thing that has ever been posted online without any comedic intentions behind it.
February 9, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I love to bargle nawdle zouss.
February 9, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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It’s an entirely fair change. You could perhaps get an indication it wasn’t as rigorous because I focus on just the data and detail of how the survey is done.

I am trying to accurately convey the information, and I’m happy to take feedback or updates where appropriate
February 9, 2026 at 4:53 PM