Fats Falafel
@fatsfalafel.bsky.social
Web developer. Musician. Professional wrestling meme weirdo. Theoretically a sound guy.
All I want in life is for Willow to show up at my house with a pie.
Thanksgiving! It's that one time of the year that we all Conglomerate with the people we love – and with the people who aren't as easy to love.
Join the AEW family for Thanksgiving Eve #AEWDynamite on TBS and Thanksgiving Day #AEWCollision on TNT, both streaming on HBO Max!
Join the AEW family for Thanksgiving Eve #AEWDynamite on TBS and Thanksgiving Day #AEWCollision on TNT, both streaming on HBO Max!
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
All I want in life is for Willow to show up at my house with a pie.
"The Giants dropped Daboll" os right there.
Breaking: Brian Daboll is out as the New York Giants head coach, sources tell Adam Schefter.
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November 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"The Giants dropped Daboll" os right there.
I might have beat Cellar Door here. I promise that makes sense.
What happened at my buddy's house during the Pats game is allegedly irrelevant.
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I might have beat Cellar Door here. I promise that makes sense.
There was some rich couple here and I think the wife wanted me to fuck her while the husband watched and then he found out I code and proposed a business idea and then I started talking loudly about how billionaires should be treated and they promptly left lol
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
There was some rich couple here and I think the wife wanted me to fuck her while the husband watched and then he found out I code and proposed a business idea and then I started talking loudly about how billionaires should be treated and they promptly left lol
That was maybe the most absurd series of play calls to end a half I've ever seen.
November 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
That was maybe the most absurd series of play calls to end a half I've ever seen.
I see the Bucs bought both of Bill Belichick's weather machines.
November 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I see the Bucs bought both of Bill Belichick's weather machines.
Tony calling a match while Jesse goes off the rails pissing on Hogan's grave would be great TV.
I’m not gung-ho about AEW hiring every WWE outcast.
But the nostalgic heart in me wants to hear Jesse Ventura call one more match with Tony Schiavone.
Those two had such different chemistry than Jesse had with anyone else. Wasn’t adversarial at all; they just really got along.
But the nostalgic heart in me wants to hear Jesse Ventura call one more match with Tony Schiavone.
Those two had such different chemistry than Jesse had with anyone else. Wasn’t adversarial at all; they just really got along.
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Tony calling a match while Jesse goes off the rails pissing on Hogan's grave would be great TV.
"Welcome to Target"
November 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
"Welcome to Target"
Harley started in like 1 minute squashes and she's now one of the most beloved people on the entire roster.
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Harley started in like 1 minute squashes and she's now one of the most beloved people on the entire roster.
Thekla rocking her hair more down is doing things to me only previously achieved by Thekla with her side braids.
November 9, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Thekla rocking her hair more down is doing things to me only previously achieved by Thekla with her side braids.
It will be interesting to see which indies book that team going forward.
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 AM
It will be interesting to see which indies book that team going forward.
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I recently learned about the song Ludacris ghost wrote for Will Smith and I can’t stop thinking about how much it sounds like exactly that
Will Smith - Party Starter
YouTube video by WillSmithVEVO
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November 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I recently learned about the song Ludacris ghost wrote for Will Smith and I can’t stop thinking about how much it sounds like exactly that
Getting brainwashed by Hat Man to take a pay cut and be given a nothing title reign that gets squashed with a rollup in a minute is crazy.
November 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Getting brainwashed by Hat Man to take a pay cut and be given a nothing title reign that gets squashed with a rollup in a minute is crazy.
Gonna write in CPA during the next election so he can enact Shania Law.
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Gonna write in CPA during the next election so he can enact Shania Law.
"Anti AEW headlines are rampant because Democrats had a big night on Tuesday" is genuinely some of the most delusional shit I've ever read lol
November 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
"Anti AEW headlines are rampant because Democrats had a big night on Tuesday" is genuinely some of the most delusional shit I've ever read lol
I finally got my Linux dual boot working yesterday but I am too hungover to work out the kinks today.
November 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I finally got my Linux dual boot working yesterday but I am too hungover to work out the kinks today.
Their platform is essentially eugenics but they want millions of the dumbest white motherfuckers you've ever seen.
November 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Their platform is essentially eugenics but they want millions of the dumbest white motherfuckers you've ever seen.
AEW should get rid of every title just so I don't have to read posts from people pretending to complain about discourse.
November 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
AEW should get rid of every title just so I don't have to read posts from people pretending to complain about discourse.