Don’t Go Jason Waterfalls
@jtwashin.bsky.social
Same lame tweets in a new home
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If you would have told me this was Kris in a wig, I would have believed you. They’ve finally merged faces.
Yep he’s been abducted 😑
February 10, 2026 at 7:49 PM
If you would have told me this was Kris in a wig, I would have believed you. They’ve finally merged faces.
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the inimitable Doug Creek was once on the same team as Justin Verlander (who will play Major League Baseball in 2026) *and* was once on the same team as Ozzie Smith (who debuted in 1978)
February 10, 2026 at 7:50 PM
the inimitable Doug Creek was once on the same team as Justin Verlander (who will play Major League Baseball in 2026) *and* was once on the same team as Ozzie Smith (who debuted in 1978)
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Hayley, Lynette, & Randy #BeyondTheGates
February 10, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Hayley, Lynette, & Randy #BeyondTheGates
I wish Apple Music had a different way to separate decades because early in the decade and later in the decade are usually pretty different
All this 90/Early 2000s playlist confirms to me that we peaked as a society awhile ago
February 10, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I wish Apple Music had a different way to separate decades because early in the decade and later in the decade are usually pretty different
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& I don’t find it a coincidence that those playlists are an instant mood booster
All this 90/Early 2000s playlist confirms to me that we peaked as a society awhile ago
February 10, 2026 at 7:07 PM
& I don’t find it a coincidence that those playlists are an instant mood booster
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They really date Black men for clout. It’s disgusting.
February 10, 2026 at 7:18 PM
They really date Black men for clout. It’s disgusting.
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Such ugliness everywhere.
Amber Glenn won Olympic gold on Sunday. That same day, she left social media because of death threats. Her offense: she'd told reporters the queer community is going through "a hard time." The headline called it "backlash." www.readtpa.com/p/the-thresh...
The Threshold
The right used to attack athletes who protested. Now they attack athletes who express feelings at all.
www.readtpa.com
February 10, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Such ugliness everywhere.
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there is no hail mary they will not throw in an attempt to dominate the news cycle & distract distract distract
extremely unserious group of holesuckers.
extremely unserious group of holesuckers.
Rep Mark Alford (R-MO) says House Rs are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show & talking with FCC Commissioner Brendan Carr. Alford says he didn't watch the whole thing & also doesn't know Spanish but suspects it might have been "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction"
February 10, 2026 at 6:13 PM
there is no hail mary they will not throw in an attempt to dominate the news cycle & distract distract distract
extremely unserious group of holesuckers.
extremely unserious group of holesuckers.
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Justin Verlander showing up in Detroit.
February 10, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Justin Verlander showing up in Detroit.
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Everyone: Looking forward for the new baseball season!
Kris Bryant: [instantly goes on the injured list]
Kris Bryant: [instantly goes on the injured list]
February 10, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Everyone: Looking forward for the new baseball season!
Kris Bryant: [instantly goes on the injured list]
Kris Bryant: [instantly goes on the injured list]
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Yay!
I’m giving up for Lent.
I’m giving up for Lent.
Is fat Tuesday next week?
February 10, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Yay!
I’m giving up for Lent.
I’m giving up for Lent.
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The definition of irony:
The IOC, whose members stay in five-star hotels during the Olympics, banning Ukrainian skeleton racer Vladyslav Heraskevych from wearing a helmet with the photos of athletes, including children, who were killed during Russia's invasion.
The IOC, whose members stay in five-star hotels during the Olympics, banning Ukrainian skeleton racer Vladyslav Heraskevych from wearing a helmet with the photos of athletes, including children, who were killed during Russia's invasion.
February 10, 2026 at 6:24 PM
The definition of irony:
The IOC, whose members stay in five-star hotels during the Olympics, banning Ukrainian skeleton racer Vladyslav Heraskevych from wearing a helmet with the photos of athletes, including children, who were killed during Russia's invasion.
The IOC, whose members stay in five-star hotels during the Olympics, banning Ukrainian skeleton racer Vladyslav Heraskevych from wearing a helmet with the photos of athletes, including children, who were killed during Russia's invasion.
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Bad Bunny until things improve around here
Bad Bunny again. I want to see some of the worst people in the world explode
February 10, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Bad Bunny until things improve around here
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Mans pulled a Robin Thicke after winning a Bronze Medal.
Bold move, let’s see if it pays off for him, Cotton.
Bold move, let’s see if it pays off for him, Cotton.
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Mans pulled a Robin Thicke after winning a Bronze Medal.
Bold move, let’s see if it pays off for him, Cotton.
Bold move, let’s see if it pays off for him, Cotton.
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Back in the 1980s, you could afford to own a lonely heart, and now most of us can barely manage to rent one. With roommates.
February 10, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Back in the 1980s, you could afford to own a lonely heart, and now most of us can barely manage to rent one. With roommates.
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Who benefits from the malleability of identity and nationality in international competition is very different sport by sport and it is fascinating who benefits with each!!!
It's so weird to me how there's no explanation of why a skater who once represented Russia now represents Poland, Georgia, etc. I mean, I get it. NBC and the IOC want to pretend it's just that Samoilev really liked pierogis, but it's insulting to the viewer.
February 10, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Who benefits from the malleability of identity and nationality in international competition is very different sport by sport and it is fascinating who benefits with each!!!
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I realize now they meant two events not that he is a bi man.
February 10, 2026 at 6:33 PM
I realize now they meant two events not that he is a bi man.
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Fun fact:
If you take a mini Mounds bar (like from Dollar Tree in a five-pack or whatever) and a mini Twix, it's an easy one-bite Samoa cookie.
If you take a mini Mounds bar (like from Dollar Tree in a five-pack or whatever) and a mini Twix, it's an easy one-bite Samoa cookie.
February 10, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Fun fact:
If you take a mini Mounds bar (like from Dollar Tree in a five-pack or whatever) and a mini Twix, it's an easy one-bite Samoa cookie.
If you take a mini Mounds bar (like from Dollar Tree in a five-pack or whatever) and a mini Twix, it's an easy one-bite Samoa cookie.
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when my very unfair and frankly vicious kids call my dressy jeans “dad jeans”
February 9, 2026 at 10:25 PM
when my very unfair and frankly vicious kids call my dressy jeans “dad jeans”
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Since it’s that time of the year again
The IRS does not call you. Some of them are obvious some of them less so but they are all scams
The IRS does not call you. Some of them are obvious some of them less so but they are all scams
February 10, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Since it’s that time of the year again
The IRS does not call you. Some of them are obvious some of them less so but they are all scams
The IRS does not call you. Some of them are obvious some of them less so but they are all scams
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"That neurodivergent dick keep them hoes sick" Or whatever Dr. Seuss said.
February 10, 2026 at 5:37 PM
"That neurodivergent dick keep them hoes sick" Or whatever Dr. Seuss said.
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New Sydney Sweeney Lingerie Line Will Accommodate Sizes Humungo Through Awooga
February 10, 2026 at 6:01 PM
New Sydney Sweeney Lingerie Line Will Accommodate Sizes Humungo Through Awooga
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A rare model of reporting on right-wing political strategy from the New York Times, because it begins with the ineluctable fact that the GOP works by seeding panics that are purely instrumental, with no necessary connection to reality.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/u...
Without a Border ‘Invasion,’ Texas G.O.P. Turns to an Old Enemy, Islam
www.nytimes.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:22 PM
A rare model of reporting on right-wing political strategy from the New York Times, because it begins with the ineluctable fact that the GOP works by seeding panics that are purely instrumental, with no necessary connection to reality.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/u...
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Surveillance state.
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Surveillance state.