Don’t Go Jason Waterfalls
@jtwashin.bsky.social
Same lame tweets in a new home
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Bare Minimum Friday.
BMF
Try to take it as easy as you can today if you can. If it can wait until Monday, let it.
BMF
Try to take it as easy as you can today if you can. If it can wait until Monday, let it.
February 13, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Bare Minimum Friday.
BMF
Try to take it as easy as you can today if you can. If it can wait until Monday, let it.
BMF
Try to take it as easy as you can today if you can. If it can wait until Monday, let it.
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Gonna make this simple. If you have to pay a fee to the government to vote, that's a poll tax, whether the fee is for a REAL ID, for a birth certificate, for a passport, for a marriage license, or for a chance to guess the number of beans in a jar and read a Constitution excerpt.
February 13, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Gonna make this simple. If you have to pay a fee to the government to vote, that's a poll tax, whether the fee is for a REAL ID, for a birth certificate, for a passport, for a marriage license, or for a chance to guess the number of beans in a jar and read a Constitution excerpt.
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Jebus, his Wikipedia article is NOT KIND.
February 13, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Jebus, his Wikipedia article is NOT KIND.
My favorite barista wished me a happy early Valentine’s Day today 🥰
February 13, 2026 at 2:03 PM
My favorite barista wished me a happy early Valentine’s Day today 🥰
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I got some @chaclo.blacksky.app type shades and immediately did 22 push ups and a high kick in the gas station parking lot
February 13, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I got some @chaclo.blacksky.app type shades and immediately did 22 push ups and a high kick in the gas station parking lot
Good morning gang and happy Friday the 13th!
Remember, it’s not too late to ask someone to be your Valentine.💌 💝
Remember, it’s not too late to ask someone to be your Valentine.💌 💝
February 13, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Good morning gang and happy Friday the 13th!
Remember, it’s not too late to ask someone to be your Valentine.💌 💝
Remember, it’s not too late to ask someone to be your Valentine.💌 💝
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Them titties bigger than China's economy
February 13, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Them titties bigger than China's economy
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Good morning Chicago.
February 13, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Good morning Chicago.
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It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.
February 13, 2026 at 4:48 AM
It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.
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"Dear ____
We are pleased to confirm your payment with DC Department of Motor Vehicle....."
Me:
We are pleased to confirm your payment with DC Department of Motor Vehicle....."
Me:
a man wearing glasses and a blue shirt is smiling
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a blue shirt is smiling
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:28 PM
"Dear ____
We are pleased to confirm your payment with DC Department of Motor Vehicle....."
Me:
We are pleased to confirm your payment with DC Department of Motor Vehicle....."
Me:
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I need to be put through a concrete wall. I need the fucking to be so good that I end up in a 90 day coma.
a man is laying on a bed with his legs crossed .
ALT: a man is laying on a bed with his legs crossed .
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I need to be put through a concrete wall. I need the fucking to be so good that I end up in a 90 day coma.
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who benefits from this change? quickly!
Soldiers will get 'freedom dollars' to spend at the Army's new dining halls
The Army said it's budgeting for soldiers to eat three meals a day plus snacks with its new campus-style dining plan.
taskandpurpose.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:21 AM
who benefits from this change? quickly!
Strands #711
“Sink or swim”
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February 13, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Strands #711
“Sink or swim”
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“Sink or swim”
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Connections: Sports Edition
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Time: 00:24
My stats are in! I solved puzzle #507 and found the same first category as 41% of players.
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Play Connections: Sports Edition, our newest word game
Group sports terms that share a common thread. A new puzzle is available each day.
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February 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Connections: Sports Edition
Time: 00:24
My stats are in! I solved puzzle #507 and found the same first category as 41% of players.
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Play the puzzle: www.theathletic.com/connections/...
Time: 00:24
My stats are in! I solved puzzle #507 and found the same first category as 41% of players.
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Play the puzzle: www.theathletic.com/connections/...
Connections
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February 13, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Connections
Puzzle #977
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Calling me El Stupido tonight
February 13, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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Calling me El Stupido tonight
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Crying 😂 niggas really do love Jeff Hardy
February 13, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Crying 😂 niggas really do love Jeff Hardy
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I eat hairy coochie happily because I grew up eating the Now and Laters with a little paper still on them
February 13, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I eat hairy coochie happily because I grew up eating the Now and Laters with a little paper still on them
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Mind you, they chose Minneapolis bc of its Somali population and they already said they're gearing up to go after Haitians.
POC’s desperate proximity to Whiteness will forever be dangerous.
February 13, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Mind you, they chose Minneapolis bc of its Somali population and they already said they're gearing up to go after Haitians.
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Cleveland Browns front office:
Wait, we got drafts?
February 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Cleveland Browns front office:
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A GM about to tank his team:
Wait, we got drafts?
February 12, 2026 at 9:11 PM
A GM about to tank his team:
It kills me that someone would dial the wrong number and ask “well who do I have?”
Not who the fuck you’re looking for, that’s who.
Not who the fuck you’re looking for, that’s who.
February 12, 2026 at 9:30 PM
It kills me that someone would dial the wrong number and ask “well who do I have?”
Not who the fuck you’re looking for, that’s who.
Not who the fuck you’re looking for, that’s who.