Don’t Go Jason Waterfalls
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Same lame tweets in a new home
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I need to be put through a concrete wall. I need the fucking to be so good that I end up in a 90 day coma.
a man is laying on a bed with his legs crossed .
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February 13, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I need to be put through a concrete wall. I need the fucking to be so good that I end up in a 90 day coma.
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who benefits from this change? quickly!
Soldiers will get 'freedom dollars' to spend at the Army's new dining halls
The Army said it's budgeting for soldiers to eat three meals a day plus snacks with its new campus-style dining plan.
taskandpurpose.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:21 AM
who benefits from this change? quickly!
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February 13, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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February 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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My stats are in! I solved puzzle #507 and found the same first category as 41% of players.
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My stats are in! I solved puzzle #507 and found the same first category as 41% of players.
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February 13, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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Crying 😂 niggas really do love Jeff Hardy
February 13, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Crying 😂 niggas really do love Jeff Hardy
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I eat hairy coochie happily because I grew up eating the Now and Laters with a little paper still on them
February 13, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I eat hairy coochie happily because I grew up eating the Now and Laters with a little paper still on them
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Mind you, they chose Minneapolis bc of its Somali population and they already said they're gearing up to go after Haitians.
POC’s desperate proximity to Whiteness will forever be dangerous.
February 13, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Mind you, they chose Minneapolis bc of its Somali population and they already said they're gearing up to go after Haitians.
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Cleveland Browns front office:
Wait, we got drafts?
February 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Cleveland Browns front office:
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A GM about to tank his team:
Wait, we got drafts?
February 12, 2026 at 9:11 PM
A GM about to tank his team:
It kills me that someone would dial the wrong number and ask “well who do I have?”
Not who the fuck you’re looking for, that’s who.
Not who the fuck you’re looking for, that’s who.
February 12, 2026 at 9:30 PM
It kills me that someone would dial the wrong number and ask “well who do I have?”
Not who the fuck you’re looking for, that’s who.
Not who the fuck you’re looking for, that’s who.
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I realize that it's not the most important part of all of this, but imagine being Nick Fucking Castellanos of all people and taking issue with your manager removing you for defensive purposes. www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
February 12, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I realize that it's not the most important part of all of this, but imagine being Nick Fucking Castellanos of all people and taking issue with your manager removing you for defensive purposes. www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
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"You look happier"
"Thanks. I just ate."
"Thanks. I just ate."
February 12, 2026 at 9:38 AM
"You look happier"
"Thanks. I just ate."
"Thanks. I just ate."
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Some words don't need to be combined
February 12, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Some words don't need to be combined
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EYE DON'T EVER WANNA TOUCH NOTHING THAT MAKES ME WANNA SNIFF IT OFFA TOILET!! A walking plauge. My God.🤢🤢
two cats are sitting on a white couch and one is standing on its hind legs
ALT: two cats are sitting on a white couch and one is standing on its hind legs
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 9:20 PM
EYE DON'T EVER WANNA TOUCH NOTHING THAT MAKES ME WANNA SNIFF IT OFFA TOILET!! A walking plauge. My God.🤢🤢
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For anyone saying "are you surprised" it's good to have this shit in writing, confirming suspicions as we move forward. Glad she wrote this.
NEW: “CBS Evening News” producer Alicia Hastey sends a bombshell farewell note:
Stories are “evaluated not just on their journalistic merit but on whether they conform to a shifting set of ideological expectations.”
Stories are “evaluated not just on their journalistic merit but on whether they conform to a shifting set of ideological expectations.”
February 12, 2026 at 9:21 PM
For anyone saying "are you surprised" it's good to have this shit in writing, confirming suspicions as we move forward. Glad she wrote this.
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It's a hell of a thing to have a whole country run by people you wouldn't hire to muck the stalls at the county fair.
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RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 8:38 PM
It's a hell of a thing to have a whole country run by people you wouldn't hire to muck the stalls at the county fair.
bsky.app/profile/fact...
bsky.app/profile/fact...
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Pope Leo definitely a kevhead. Probably asked where Jimmy Shorts was.
Former Chicago radio host Kevin Matthews met with the Pope. Big news for fans of The Loop. Still no Mancow blessing from the south suburban Pope 💪
February 12, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Pope Leo definitely a kevhead. Probably asked where Jimmy Shorts was.
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Former Chicago radio host Kevin Matthews met with the Pope. Big news for fans of The Loop. Still no Mancow blessing from the south suburban Pope 💪
February 12, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Former Chicago radio host Kevin Matthews met with the Pope. Big news for fans of The Loop. Still no Mancow blessing from the south suburban Pope 💪
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Brent Rooker is the antidote to the Silly Season.
February 12, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Brent Rooker is the antidote to the Silly Season.
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“You ain’t raise your voice at that nigga that beat you up”
I wouldn’t leave but you bet not ever raise your voice again.
it's so crazy that women will leave you for losing a fight 😭 it's just not worth the risk if you have a choice
February 12, 2026 at 7:45 PM
“You ain’t raise your voice at that nigga that beat you up”