Don’t Go Jason Waterfalls
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Same lame tweets in a new home
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Mitch McConnell will be an usher in hell.
So SCOTUS, with its fabricated-out-of-thin-air immunity doctrine, has actually made American presidents less accountable than LITERAL royalty.
Breaking News: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, formerly known as Prince Andrew, was arrested in Britain on suspicion of misconduct in public office over his links to Jeffrey Epstein, the BBC said.
February 19, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Mitch McConnell will be an usher in hell.
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After I went off in the meeting and referred to people as assholes. One of my kiddies left this on my desk. ❤️
February 19, 2026 at 12:34 PM
After I went off in the meeting and referred to people as assholes. One of my kiddies left this on my desk. ❤️
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The brunchlord establishment press hates progressives (especially female) exponentially more than fascism and it's simply not subtle
February 19, 2026 at 1:56 AM
The brunchlord establishment press hates progressives (especially female) exponentially more than fascism and it's simply not subtle
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Yoon and Prince Andrew wishing they had a friend like John Roberts.
February 19, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Yoon and Prince Andrew wishing they had a friend like John Roberts.
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Get the day, don’t let the day get you!
February 19, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Get the day, don’t let the day get you!
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Found my wifes burner.
Why are you up?!
February 19, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Found my wifes burner.
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Helen Keller watching the World Series:
February 19, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Helen Keller watching the World Series:
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Andrew put his faith in a man whose hands look like dry baby carrots.
February 19, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Andrew put his faith in a man whose hands look like dry baby carrots.
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This is what (a functioning) democracy looks like
Yoon Suk-yeol has been sentenced to life imprisonment.
February 19, 2026 at 7:08 AM
This is what (a functioning) democracy looks like
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I didn't know you could make a Cybertruck look uglier, but I learn new things every day
February 19, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I didn't know you could make a Cybertruck look uglier, but I learn new things every day
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“It’s both sides” is conservative cope for a lifetime of voting us into fascism and justifying the bigotry that drive their voting decisions.
February 19, 2026 at 12:46 AM
“It’s both sides” is conservative cope for a lifetime of voting us into fascism and justifying the bigotry that drive their voting decisions.
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They know they're finna get BTA in about nine months
February 19, 2026 at 2:49 AM
They know they're finna get BTA in about nine months
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if you think the seahawks are going to be bought and moved because the state is instituting an income tax on people who earn over $1 million a year, you are either stupid or being led around by the nose by someone who’s stupid and bad faith
February 19, 2026 at 2:27 AM
if you think the seahawks are going to be bought and moved because the state is instituting an income tax on people who earn over $1 million a year, you are either stupid or being led around by the nose by someone who’s stupid and bad faith
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washington conservative voices losing their minds over the seahawks sale for very stupid and very imagined tax reasons kinda gives up the game that it’s a constant outrage machine that has to be fed. exhausting stuff all around
February 19, 2026 at 2:21 AM
washington conservative voices losing their minds over the seahawks sale for very stupid and very imagined tax reasons kinda gives up the game that it’s a constant outrage machine that has to be fed. exhausting stuff all around
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Everything’s too gotdamn expensive.
February 18, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Everything’s too gotdamn expensive.
Damon Stoudamire might be updating his LinkedIn before the night ends
February 19, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Damon Stoudamire might be updating his LinkedIn before the night ends
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People slapping each other is my wife's favorite kind of comedy and she watched this like a hundred times and can't breathe she's laughing so hard
February 19, 2026 at 2:40 AM
People slapping each other is my wife's favorite kind of comedy and she watched this like a hundred times and can't breathe she's laughing so hard
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Valentine Candy “on clearance” for 25% off?
a man in a white shirt is standing in a room
ALT: a man in a white shirt is standing in a room
media.tenor.com
February 19, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Valentine Candy “on clearance” for 25% off?
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The grandson of the inventor of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups is calling out Hershey for "quietly replacing" the candy's chocolate and peanut butter ingredients
Grandson of Reese's Peanut Butter Cup inventor accuses Hershey of "quietly replacing" ingredients
Brad Reese claims Hershey is cutting costs by relying on cheaper ingredients, risking the Reese's brand.
www.cbsnews.com
February 19, 2026 at 1:38 AM
The grandson of the inventor of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups is calling out Hershey for "quietly replacing" the candy's chocolate and peanut butter ingredients
Under the jail
February 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Under the jail
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Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,
February 19, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,
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you know who else was chadfished by a moid and frame mogged, simply for jestermaxxing?
February 19, 2026 at 1:33 AM
you know who else was chadfished by a moid and frame mogged, simply for jestermaxxing?
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When I discover a new artist and I gotta make sure they human
February 18, 2026 at 11:43 PM
When I discover a new artist and I gotta make sure they human
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Ric Flair.
Name an ugly, yet charismatic person tho.
February 19, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Ric Flair.
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