Don’t Go Jason Waterfalls
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Same lame tweets in a new home
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Cadbury pulls out this same commercial every year and I respect the commitment.
February 17, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Cadbury pulls out this same commercial every year and I respect the commitment.
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I get why the sportsbooks are mad about this! They are regulated to the gills and now there's a competitor whose two main companies are allowed to do whatever they want, for no ostensible reason other than corruption (at both the market level and in the form of DJT Jr. working for both of them)
February 17, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I get why the sportsbooks are mad about this! They are regulated to the gills and now there's a competitor whose two main companies are allowed to do whatever they want, for no ostensible reason other than corruption (at both the market level and in the form of DJT Jr. working for both of them)
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The main resistance to prediction markets in this country is going to be sportsbooks. You don't have to like it but if you want to win, that's where the cash is going to come from
February 17, 2026 at 7:50 PM
The main resistance to prediction markets in this country is going to be sportsbooks. You don't have to like it but if you want to win, that's where the cash is going to come from
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This sounds like a threat.
February 17, 2026 at 7:52 PM
This sounds like a threat.
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It’s weird we never do stuff like this with other terrible decisions. Newspaper doesn’t run “I saw a half empty can of Mountain Dew left on the street and drank the rest of that mfer”, and the guy who drank the Mountain Dew is only hurting himself
February 17, 2026 at 7:50 PM
It’s weird we never do stuff like this with other terrible decisions. Newspaper doesn’t run “I saw a half empty can of Mountain Dew left on the street and drank the rest of that mfer”, and the guy who drank the Mountain Dew is only hurting himself
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I think I’m going to do a passion research project on why men (mainly cis) take selfies and photos the way that they do. I noticed, across all races, that men look like a deer in headlights in face on selfies, use terrible angles, they could really learn something about how to serve in a photo.
a cat is taking a selfie with three dogs in the background
ALT: a cat is taking a selfie with three dogs in the background
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February 17, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I think I’m going to do a passion research project on why men (mainly cis) take selfies and photos the way that they do. I noticed, across all races, that men look like a deer in headlights in face on selfies, use terrible angles, they could really learn something about how to serve in a photo.
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See this is the fallout of colonialism cause this is an Indian woman whos parents immigrated to the UK and she’s against equality. Insanity
Suella Braverman says the Equality Act will be scrapped under a Reform UK government:
“We will scrap the equalities minister. Yep, I’m doing myself out of the job. […] The Britain that I love is being ripped apart by diversity, equality and inclusion.”
“We will scrap the equalities minister. Yep, I’m doing myself out of the job. […] The Britain that I love is being ripped apart by diversity, equality and inclusion.”
February 17, 2026 at 7:34 PM
See this is the fallout of colonialism cause this is an Indian woman whos parents immigrated to the UK and she’s against equality. Insanity
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They invented a prompt machine to replace art but no one can think of a prompt
AI filmmaking is completely unserious.
You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.
You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.
February 17, 2026 at 7:14 PM
They invented a prompt machine to replace art but no one can think of a prompt
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this is so funny because normally people love the idea of "moderate." like they'll poll people who have a ton of fringe views and they'll self-identify as "moderate" or "center."
if people are against the general broad concept of "moderate", they are absolutely furious
if people are against the general broad concept of "moderate", they are absolutely furious
And this was interestingly unanimous— and not being that well reflected yet in the offerings from actual Dem politicians. Word to the wise
February 17, 2026 at 7:16 PM
this is so funny because normally people love the idea of "moderate." like they'll poll people who have a ton of fringe views and they'll self-identify as "moderate" or "center."
if people are against the general broad concept of "moderate", they are absolutely furious
if people are against the general broad concept of "moderate", they are absolutely furious
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Dril could write Family Circus but the guy who made Family Circus could never have come up with “well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers”
Someone just told me I was being offensive to comic strip creators by comparing what they do to posting but I feel like if anything it’s more disrespectful to dril to compare him to Garfield
February 17, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Dril could write Family Circus but the guy who made Family Circus could never have come up with “well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers”
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Why is the meeting mandatory if it’s not about nothing?
February 17, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Why is the meeting mandatory if it’s not about nothing?
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He is beauty.
He is grace.
He is allegedly getting a buttload of media requests.
It’s the Pebbling Dude, the Michael Jackson of Misting, the head ice technician for curling, Moonwalking Mark Callan.
He is grace.
He is allegedly getting a buttload of media requests.
It’s the Pebbling Dude, the Michael Jackson of Misting, the head ice technician for curling, Moonwalking Mark Callan.
February 17, 2026 at 4:25 PM
He is beauty.
He is grace.
He is allegedly getting a buttload of media requests.
It’s the Pebbling Dude, the Michael Jackson of Misting, the head ice technician for curling, Moonwalking Mark Callan.
He is grace.
He is allegedly getting a buttload of media requests.
It’s the Pebbling Dude, the Michael Jackson of Misting, the head ice technician for curling, Moonwalking Mark Callan.
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Klay and that stick got me HOLLERING. I knew he says “yes babe” to anything she ask for. 😭
February 17, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Klay and that stick got me HOLLERING. I knew he says “yes babe” to anything she ask for. 😭
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People are just getting walloped in the balls left and right here. Steve-O levels of KOs to the cajones. First guy gets six or seven sticks right to the sack.
Here's 6.5 minutes of slalom skiers eating shit in a snowstorm at the Olympics, if that's your thing.
Monday's men's slalom finals had an astounding 52 DNFs across the first run.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Tms...
Monday's men's slalom finals had an astounding 52 DNFs across the first run.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Tms...
www.youtube.com
February 17, 2026 at 4:04 PM
People are just getting walloped in the balls left and right here. Steve-O levels of KOs to the cajones. First guy gets six or seven sticks right to the sack.
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Finally got my big break.
February 17, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Finally got my big break.
Not my tantrum but one that I caused.
I held the ball in whirlyball driving around in my bumper car for the last 2 minutes to ensure my team’s victory.
My very competitive friend crashed out and committed several slashing penalties to try to get the ball back.
I held the ball in whirlyball driving around in my bumper car for the last 2 minutes to ensure my team’s victory.
My very competitive friend crashed out and committed several slashing penalties to try to get the ball back.
let's hear some more of these Olympic Moments, what's your greatest personal sports-related tantrum
Yinz guys are special writers and always make me laugh.......
This is beyond relatable
I rolled a bowling bowl across a parking lot and into the woods. I drove home in my bowling shoes. I haven't picked a ball up since. Almost 24 years.
This is beyond relatable
I rolled a bowling bowl across a parking lot and into the woods. I drove home in my bowling shoes. I haven't picked a ball up since. Almost 24 years.
February 17, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Not my tantrum but one that I caused.
I held the ball in whirlyball driving around in my bumper car for the last 2 minutes to ensure my team’s victory.
My very competitive friend crashed out and committed several slashing penalties to try to get the ball back.
I held the ball in whirlyball driving around in my bumper car for the last 2 minutes to ensure my team’s victory.
My very competitive friend crashed out and committed several slashing penalties to try to get the ball back.
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Another “every SEC couple” variant
Love this for Klay.
He gets to be a giant dork and his girl loves him. What a guy!
He gets to be a giant dork and his girl loves him. What a guy!
February 17, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Another “every SEC couple” variant
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It’s so hard to have a reasonable conversation about AI, because people refuse to see the massive upsides of job elimination, higher electrical bills, hard drive shortages, poisoning black people in Memphis, and an economy where a handful of pedos with bad hair control your life
February 17, 2026 at 5:48 PM
It’s so hard to have a reasonable conversation about AI, because people refuse to see the massive upsides of job elimination, higher electrical bills, hard drive shortages, poisoning black people in Memphis, and an economy where a handful of pedos with bad hair control your life
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There was a Jeopardy clue last night, “this actor’s name consists of two state capitals,” and by god did I want the question to be “Who is Montpelier Tallahassee?”
February 17, 2026 at 6:00 PM
There was a Jeopardy clue last night, “this actor’s name consists of two state capitals,” and by god did I want the question to be “Who is Montpelier Tallahassee?”
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what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
February 17, 2026 at 5:18 PM
what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
I don’t know how but I’m pretty sure I’ve never had a paczki. Seeing the pictures makes me jealous.
February 17, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I don’t know how but I’m pretty sure I’ve never had a paczki. Seeing the pictures makes me jealous.