Tristan, the Curator
@ayotristan.bsky.social
The greatness of a community is most accurately measured by the compassionate actions of its members
America's only saving grace is that he's extremely old and unhealthy.
Trump mentions NYC, Baltimore, and Oakland, says "they're so far gone," and adds, "this will go further. We'll starting very strongly with DC."
August 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
America's only saving grace is that he's extremely old and unhealthy.
My therapist suggested I use ChatGPT to sort my thoughts and it's like, okay but that's why I pay YOU
August 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
My therapist suggested I use ChatGPT to sort my thoughts and it's like, okay but that's why I pay YOU
My homegirl took her house off the market and immediately started getting hit up by other realtors like, I see they couldn't get it done...
July 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My homegirl took her house off the market and immediately started getting hit up by other realtors like, I see they couldn't get it done...
My wife went to get a tune up and came back with a $1500 estimate
July 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
My wife went to get a tune up and came back with a $1500 estimate
I remember one of my childhood friends had this phase when he would just wear baggy ass sweats everyday (this well before the jogger/tracksuit era), one day I just had to ask, yo you good bro?
And he was like, why am I getting dressed I'm just outside with y'all
Touche, my nigga.
And he was like, why am I getting dressed I'm just outside with y'all
Touche, my nigga.
You ever stop hanging with somebody cuz they can’t dress?
July 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I remember one of my childhood friends had this phase when he would just wear baggy ass sweats everyday (this well before the jogger/tracksuit era), one day I just had to ask, yo you good bro?
And he was like, why am I getting dressed I'm just outside with y'all
Touche, my nigga.
And he was like, why am I getting dressed I'm just outside with y'all
Touche, my nigga.
My wife saying she hates people who weave in and out of traffic unnecessarily
July 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
My wife saying she hates people who weave in and out of traffic unnecessarily
You order a bottomless drink and you'll never see that waiter again
July 22, 2025 at 1:06 PM
You order a bottomless drink and you'll never see that waiter again
BlueSky got the worst gif selection
July 21, 2025 at 12:25 PM
BlueSky got the worst gif selection
When shorty on Don't Your Worry Baby said, we can carpool, come at the same time
a man wearing an orange beanie and a black shirt is looking at his cell phone .
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July 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
When shorty on Don't Your Worry Baby said, we can carpool, come at the same time
Don't tap that glass
Don't tap that glass
Don't tap that glass
Don't tap that glass
Don't tap that glass
Don't tap that glass
Don't tap that glass
a woman in a blue skirt is dancing in front of a crowd in a rain dance .
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July 21, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Don't tap that glass
Don't tap that glass
Don't tap that glass
Don't tap that glass
Don't tap that glass
Don't tap that glass
Don't tap that glass
Solange on Cranes In The Sky:
(Whoring won’t fill the void)
July 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Solange on Cranes In The Sky:
So Bluey mama don't ever got them kids
July 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
So Bluey mama don't ever got them kids
The thing about having a chronically offline spouse is I get to tell the CEO/Coldplay story for the first time
July 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The thing about having a chronically offline spouse is I get to tell the CEO/Coldplay story for the first time
Crispy and well seasoned🤌🏿
Also, I like dry rubbed wings. Keep all that overly sauced shit away from me.
July 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Crispy and well seasoned🤌🏿
Another good way to get me to stop watching a show is to give a character an arc where they start making music
July 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Another good way to get me to stop watching a show is to give a character an arc where they start making music
I think it was around the time Jemma got pregnant that I realized I ain't gotta do this no more
July 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I think it was around the time Jemma got pregnant that I realized I ain't gotta do this no more
You just gotta miss an episode, then another, then tell yourself you'll binge when the season ends, then another season passes and one day, you're free
July 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
You just gotta miss an episode, then another, then tell yourself you'll binge when the season ends, then another season passes and one day, you're free
When me and my wife were dating, I took solo trips all the time, leaving her with a toddler for a week would be one of those things that comes up in marriage counseling 10 years from now
July 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
When me and my wife were dating, I took solo trips all the time, leaving her with a toddler for a week would be one of those things that comes up in marriage counseling 10 years from now
My pops gifted me a vacation certificate and I feel like he lowkey set me up...vacation with a wife and small child is a chore
a man in a suit and tie says chaos grenade on showtime
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July 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
My pops gifted me a vacation certificate and I feel like he lowkey set me up...vacation with a wife and small child is a chore
I wanna be one of those people that finds a hotel brand and locks in. Actually get free nights and shit
Certain hotel chains I won’t even click on because I’m better than that. Absolutely not.
July 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I wanna be one of those people that finds a hotel brand and locks in. Actually get free nights and shit
Chains and Whips and No Church in the Wild are cousins on they daddy's side
July 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Chains and Whips and No Church in the Wild are cousins on they daddy's side
But nah like, Trump got MAD pictures with Epstein
July 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
But nah like, Trump got MAD pictures with Epstein
Why I miss the goal line entirely 🤦🏿♂️
July 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Why I miss the goal line entirely 🤦🏿♂️
I stopped drinking milk after the bottle, wasn't even all these alternatives back in the day so I just thugged it out
I think milk is gross so the fact that there were campaigns and like…a strong desire to consume milk is wild
What the actual hellyonte was going on, yall bones were snapping? 🥺
What the actual hellyonte was going on, yall bones were snapping? 🥺
July 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I stopped drinking milk after the bottle, wasn't even all these alternatives back in the day so I just thugged it out
"The Birds Don't Sing" is a beautiful song, but I been starting the album from Chains and Whips after the first few spins
July 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
"The Birds Don't Sing" is a beautiful song, but I been starting the album from Chains and Whips after the first few spins