Tristan, the Curator
@ayotristan.bsky.social
The greatness of a community is most accurately measured by the compassionate actions of its members
My homegirl took her house off the market and immediately started getting hit up by other realtors like, I see they couldn't get it done...
July 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My homegirl took her house off the market and immediately started getting hit up by other realtors like, I see they couldn't get it done...
My wife went to get a tune up and came back with a $1500 estimate
July 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
My wife went to get a tune up and came back with a $1500 estimate
My wife saying she hates people who weave in and out of traffic unnecessarily
July 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
My wife saying she hates people who weave in and out of traffic unnecessarily
The thing about having a chronically offline spouse is I get to tell the CEO/Coldplay story for the first time
July 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The thing about having a chronically offline spouse is I get to tell the CEO/Coldplay story for the first time
Why I miss the goal line entirely 🤦🏿♂️
July 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Why I miss the goal line entirely 🤦🏿♂️
The first errand after a haircut should be a shower, barber capes are disgusting
July 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The first errand after a haircut should be a shower, barber capes are disgusting
If Target asked to have a consultation (for a fee of course) to try and win niggas back, you going?
July 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
If Target asked to have a consultation (for a fee of course) to try and win niggas back, you going?
She be going in with her 2 and a possible teeth
July 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
She be going in with her 2 and a possible teeth
Niggas at the cookout threw on R. Kelly and scared the hoes. It's me, I'm hoes
July 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Niggas at the cookout threw on R. Kelly and scared the hoes. It's me, I'm hoes
It's not a dad bod, it's a father figure #BlackSkyFitness
July 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
It's not a dad bod, it's a father figure #BlackSkyFitness
One thing bout me, I'ma cop some roses
July 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
One thing bout me, I'ma cop some roses
Where did this small child come from, where is my little baby 🥹
July 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Where did this small child come from, where is my little baby 🥹
Birthday Beach Day, but first...
June 19, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Birthday Beach Day, but first...
Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike...guess what day it is
June 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike...guess what day it is
I regret nothing.
June 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I regret nothing.
I mostly use it as a decor
June 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I mostly use it as a decor
Ye clutching his swastika chain over a Twitter crashout
June 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Ye clutching his swastika chain over a Twitter crashout
Someone in the quotes was like, I don't see no arms or legs 😭😭😭
That other app never gon change
That other app never gon change
June 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Someone in the quotes was like, I don't see no arms or legs 😭😭😭
That other app never gon change
That other app never gon change
Day 3: Song that makes you wish you was from a different era
Make niggas boogie again!
Make niggas boogie again!
June 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Day 3: Song that makes you wish you was from a different era
Make niggas boogie again!
Make niggas boogie again!
Day 2: Negro Spiritual
June 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Day 2: Negro Spiritual
Ima do this (until I forget)
Day 1: cookout bop
Day 1: cookout bop
June 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Ima do this (until I forget)
Day 1: cookout bop
Day 1: cookout bop