April Wolfe
@aprilwolfe.bsky.social
Bette Davis eyes. Make movies. Comb cats. Michigandery. WGAW. I'm with UTA and XYZ.
December 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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And Tiny Tim, who did not die, had the time of his life, no, he never felt like this before, yes I swear, it's the truth, and he owes it all to Scrooge
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, where the shadows lie, One Tim to rule them all, One Tim to find them, One Tim to bring them all, and in the darkness, bind them.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, blew up the Death Star.
December 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did not die, had the time of his life, no, he never felt like this before, yes I swear, it's the truth, and he owes it all to Scrooge
I guess it’s possible Randi wasn’t paid off by ai companies to push slop on our kids and is just a boomer who likes ai slop.
December 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I guess it’s possible Randi wasn’t paid off by ai companies to push slop on our kids and is just a boomer who likes ai slop.
December 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Squirrel in a rain storm I know I know it’s fastidious
December 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Squirrel in a rain storm I know I know it’s fastidious
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A few months ago Pam Bondi was saying there was nothing to release
The FBI was supposed to deliver all the Epstein files to @AGPamBondi's desk by 8 AM on Feb. 28, 2025. That's almost ten months ago. This seems like something @JusticeOIG would need to dig into www.justice.gov/ag/media/139...
December 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
A few months ago Pam Bondi was saying there was nothing to release
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Ran out of stuff to talk to my father-in-law about and brought up Epstein
December 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Ran out of stuff to talk to my father-in-law about and brought up Epstein
Pedo Pres delivering nightmares under your tree this year
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Pedo Pres delivering nightmares under your tree this year
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Instagram thinks I want to see videos of sinkholes opening up and swallowing people as cars and for the record I don’t.
December 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Instagram thinks I want to see videos of sinkholes opening up and swallowing people as cars and for the record I don’t.
The Good Fight sure hits different in 2025
December 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The Good Fight sure hits different in 2025
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Kid does not like Santa. Kid loves Grinch. Every time she does not see the Grinch, she's asking, "Where'd the Grinch go?" I figure I got one more year before she expects to see the Grinch deliver presents on Christmas Eve. Shopping for used Grinch costumes.
December 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Kid does not like Santa. Kid loves Grinch. Every time she does not see the Grinch, she's asking, "Where'd the Grinch go?" I figure I got one more year before she expects to see the Grinch deliver presents on Christmas Eve. Shopping for used Grinch costumes.
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“Like Prime, but with human beings.”
December 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
“Like Prime, but with human beings.”
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WHO GIVES A DAMN?
It’s a public service, right there in the name. It exists as a public good for all the people in this country. It’s not supposed to turn a profit, you dolts.
Go audit the Pentagon and see what kind of return on investment we’re getting there.
It’s a public service, right there in the name. It exists as a public good for all the people in this country. It’s not supposed to turn a profit, you dolts.
Go audit the Pentagon and see what kind of return on investment we’re getting there.
The USPS faces a tight squeeze. With fewer people using the mail, it’s lost more and more money: $9 billion in the 12 months ending in September alone.
https://cnn.it/4qkeNoF
https://cnn.it/4qkeNoF
December 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
WHO GIVES A DAMN?
It’s a public service, right there in the name. It exists as a public good for all the people in this country. It’s not supposed to turn a profit, you dolts.
Go audit the Pentagon and see what kind of return on investment we’re getting there.
It’s a public service, right there in the name. It exists as a public good for all the people in this country. It’s not supposed to turn a profit, you dolts.
Go audit the Pentagon and see what kind of return on investment we’re getting there.
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concentration camps.
ICE documents reveal plan to hold 80,000 immigrants in warehouses
The Trump administration wants to build seven large-scale deportation hubs to speed up deportations, internal ICE documents show.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
concentration camps.
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The Intercept reports on the companies that are making millions as ICE bounty hunters: theintercept.com/2025/12/23/i...
10 Companies Have Already Made $1 Million as ICE Bounty Hunters. We Found Them.
And they stand to make millions more in cash bonuses for surveilling and tracking immigrants in service of ICE’s deportation machine.
theintercept.com
December 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The Intercept reports on the companies that are making millions as ICE bounty hunters: theintercept.com/2025/12/23/i...
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Remember when Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump’s lawyer, Alan Dershowitz, wrote an op-ed trying to justify having sex with kids?
Seems relevant now.
Seems relevant now.
December 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Remember when Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump’s lawyer, Alan Dershowitz, wrote an op-ed trying to justify having sex with kids?
Seems relevant now.
Seems relevant now.
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I love that he's explaining the housing crisis from the landlord perspective
Trump: If we build more housing, the price of homes will go down, and homeowners will lose their wealth.
December 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I love that he's explaining the housing crisis from the landlord perspective
Those pupils are DI-LATED
yeah I mean it’s genuinely sad that the “reasonable old school” Republican (who Dems eagerly and unanimously voted to confirm) is out here doing pressers blatantly geeked out coke and it’s not subtle
December 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Those pupils are DI-LATED
We have not even begun to see the peak of “male loneliness crisis” articles my friends.
get everyone gambling on their phone and then charge them for losing is actually pretty funny
December 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
We have not even begun to see the peak of “male loneliness crisis” articles my friends.
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The Authors Guild did a survey in like 2023 and it seemed only to exacerbate their acceptance of model training and LLM use even when the numbers did not reveal widespread member interest. Mostly because the questions were so poorly designed they made some level of acceptance the baseline.
SFWA is doing a survey on LLM use in the industry. You don't need to be a member to submit. Writers/artists/humans need all the advocates we can get, and I hope we can encourage SFWA to take a strong stance. www.sfwa.org/sfwa-survey-...
SFWA Survey on LLM Use in Industry - SFWA - The Science Fiction & Fantasy Writers Association
Thank you for participating in this survey. The data collected here is preliminary, not definitive, but it will help to […]
www.sfwa.org
December 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The Authors Guild did a survey in like 2023 and it seemed only to exacerbate their acceptance of model training and LLM use even when the numbers did not reveal widespread member interest. Mostly because the questions were so poorly designed they made some level of acceptance the baseline.