hansen9j
@hansen9j.bsky.social
Accountant. Opinions are my own. Dad to Xander & Katie, husband to Denelle. He/him. Regina, SK #GoPackGo #LetsGoRiders #BlueJays
Alabama showing that the playoff committee made an grievous error leaving how the highly touted independent team that played a lot of ACC games this year
December 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Alabama showing that the playoff committee made an grievous error leaving how the highly touted independent team that played a lot of ACC games this year
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This “Alabama” team must be one of those mid-majors that everybody has been complaining about, why’d we let them into the Playoff just to get run off the field by the big boys
December 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This “Alabama” team must be one of those mid-majors that everybody has been complaining about, why’d we let them into the Playoff just to get run off the field by the big boys
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the tenacity of crabgrass. also the personality of crabgrass
Kirk Herbstriet has announced every game of organized football in the United States since 2008. Incredible run.
December 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
the tenacity of crabgrass. also the personality of crabgrass
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Alabama has surpassed their rushing yards from the SEC championship game
December 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Alabama has surpassed their rushing yards from the SEC championship game
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I understand why but it’s very funny that losing a playoff game would theoretically increase a coach’s chances of getting the Michigan job
December 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I understand why but it’s very funny that losing a playoff game would theoretically increase a coach’s chances of getting the Michigan job
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The Donald J. Trump and The Diet Mug Root Beer Dana Carvey Show
December 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The Donald J. Trump and The Diet Mug Root Beer Dana Carvey Show
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this is basically why they teach you to write a line through the end of the amount portion of a check
December 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
this is basically why they teach you to write a line through the end of the amount portion of a check
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"I think we're still on the air Tim"
"... No we're not, are we?"
😭😭😭
"... No we're not, are we?"
😭😭😭
December 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
"I think we're still on the air Tim"
"... No we're not, are we?"
😭😭😭
"... No we're not, are we?"
😭😭😭
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al has been a reanimated vessel for monotoned cliches for years and kirk obviously has no interest in the NFL. how did they even get here its so lazy
December 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
al has been a reanimated vessel for monotoned cliches for years and kirk obviously has no interest in the NFL. how did they even get here its so lazy
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im mad like i played defense lmaooo
Greatest 2 point conversion in NFL history, the old backwards pass fumble recovered in the end zone
December 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
im mad like i played defense lmaooo
holy shit young Don Ameche looked like Brad Pitt
this shit rocks
December 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
holy shit young Don Ameche looked like Brad Pitt
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Zooming in on Puka’s celebration after a big catch
December 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Zooming in on Puka’s celebration after a big catch
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"Okay everybody, normal human faces, this is gonna be the one, I can feel it."
December 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"Okay everybody, normal human faces, this is gonna be the one, I can feel it."
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Gift link here: www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anth...
December 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Gift link here: www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anth...
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I think the implication is this toothbrush will give you teeth you didn’t have before
December 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I think the implication is this toothbrush will give you teeth you didn’t have before
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something his apology did not contain: anything about this insane thing about concussions!
December 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
something his apology did not contain: anything about this insane thing about concussions!
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PR crisis management team: look, the headlines are really, really bad. do you think you can get your brother to steal a car ASAP
December 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
PR crisis management team: look, the headlines are really, really bad. do you think you can get your brother to steal a car ASAP
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THEY GAWD
December 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
THEY GAWD
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Realtor: Oh, that door? That’s nothing you’ll have to worry about. Maybe once a year, but I wouldn’t give it a second thought. Let’s go check out the master!
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Realtor: Oh, that door? That’s nothing you’ll have to worry about. Maybe once a year, but I wouldn’t give it a second thought. Let’s go check out the master!
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idk man i think this guy's just a piece of shit lmao
December 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
idk man i think this guy's just a piece of shit lmao