Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️
@arif.bsky.social
I cover the NFL
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still no refund on the time the police towed my legally parked car for no reason with no citation because someone else earlier in the day smashed in a window and it was parked outside a house it wasn't registered to and therefore seemed "likely stolen" without checking with anyone
Vehicles that are abandoned due to an ICE detention and towed to the City's impound lot will be released to their owners or a representative at no cost.
Learn more: https://www.minneapolismn.gov/getting-around/parking-driving/impound-lot/#d.en.200746
Learn more: https://www.minneapolismn.gov/getting-around/parking-driving/impound-lot/#d.en.200746
January 17, 2026 at 8:05 AM
still no refund on the time the police towed my legally parked car for no reason with no citation because someone else earlier in the day smashed in a window and it was parked outside a house it wasn't registered to and therefore seemed "likely stolen" without checking with anyone
Good week at Wide Left (1/3) -
Living in the Twin Cities as a brown person, having experienced the post-9/11 atmosphere, I wrote about the recent history of modern American warfare at home and abroad www.wideleft.football/p/at-war-at-...
Living in the Twin Cities as a brown person, having experienced the post-9/11 atmosphere, I wrote about the recent history of modern American warfare at home and abroad www.wideleft.football/p/at-war-at-...
At War, At Home and Abroad
One week in, and it's already been quite a year. What does it mean to be at war?
www.wideleft.football
January 16, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Good week at Wide Left (1/3) -
Living in the Twin Cities as a brown person, having experienced the post-9/11 atmosphere, I wrote about the recent history of modern American warfare at home and abroad www.wideleft.football/p/at-war-at-...
Living in the Twin Cities as a brown person, having experienced the post-9/11 atmosphere, I wrote about the recent history of modern American warfare at home and abroad www.wideleft.football/p/at-war-at-...
i get the looney tunes thugs being baseline funny but like looney tunes captions provided by people supporting them is such a sweet surprise
Naaaaaaailed it
January 15, 2026 at 11:55 PM
i get the looney tunes thugs being baseline funny but like looney tunes captions provided by people supporting them is such a sweet surprise
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Also this week’s Distraction guest is the awesome @arif.bsky.social, who gave us a report from the ground in Minnesota. We also, uh, picked some NFL games. art19.com/shows/the-di...
Nein Mayonnaisen! with Arif Hasan
Drew and Roth are joined by Arif Hasan, CEO and Chief Writer of Wide Left, to preview the divisional playoff games! But first, because Arif lives in Minnesota, he shares his experiences on the ground ...
art19.com
January 15, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Also this week’s Distraction guest is the awesome @arif.bsky.social, who gave us a report from the ground in Minnesota. We also, uh, picked some NFL games. art19.com/shows/the-di...
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Getting mixed signals on my timeline which boils down to
"Green gas has been released, which signals that the Giants have anointed their new head coach. Also that is zinc chloride, a painful chemical irritant that causes heavy metal poisoning, lung damage and liver damage"
"Green gas has been released, which signals that the Giants have anointed their new head coach. Also that is zinc chloride, a painful chemical irritant that causes heavy metal poisoning, lung damage and liver damage"
The Posting Divide on here is really stark right now there's maybe a quarter of the people I follow doing normal discourse stuff and then the other 3/4ths are posting like "IF YOU SEE THE GREEN GAS START RUNNING"
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
January 15, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Getting mixed signals on my timeline which boils down to
"Green gas has been released, which signals that the Giants have anointed their new head coach. Also that is zinc chloride, a painful chemical irritant that causes heavy metal poisoning, lung damage and liver damage"
"Green gas has been released, which signals that the Giants have anointed their new head coach. Also that is zinc chloride, a painful chemical irritant that causes heavy metal poisoning, lung damage and liver damage"
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there's a link in the replies but the long and short of it is: it's zinc chloride, which can basically cause heavy metal toxicity that can cause permanent respiratory damage as well as liver damage.
January 15, 2026 at 5:11 AM
there's a link in the replies but the long and short of it is: it's zinc chloride, which can basically cause heavy metal toxicity that can cause permanent respiratory damage as well as liver damage.
Ppl keep asking me what it's like here and like obviously there is tension. I walking around w my passport when I shouldn't fucking have to and watch my community get assaulted but I also say it's push-pull bc I have never more strongly felt these are my people. These community bonds are so strong.
On the ground here in Minnesota, it’s hard to reconcile the immense bonds of community that have been built in a week with the fact that we live in a country whose government appropriated billions of dollars to an unaccountable paramilitary force whose sole purpose is ethnic cleansing.
January 15, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Ppl keep asking me what it's like here and like obviously there is tension. I walking around w my passport when I shouldn't fucking have to and watch my community get assaulted but I also say it's push-pull bc I have never more strongly felt these are my people. These community bonds are so strong.
god I love this state
Props to the lady giving an interview in her pink UFFDA hat and saying, "well, gosh, I've never had tear gas and flashbangs shot at me, but I'm happy to take it so my neighbors are safe."
January 15, 2026 at 5:35 AM
god I love this state
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Now at Wide Left - @friesfootball.bsky.social wrote about Harrison Smith, his Hall of Fame case, and what watching Smith meant for Matt's football journey
www.wideleft.football/p/to-honor-h...
www.wideleft.football/p/to-honor-h...
To Honor Harrison Smith: One of the Vikings' All-Time Best
Matt Fries looks back at Harrison Smith's career and his Hall-of-Fame case.
www.wideleft.football
January 14, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Now at Wide Left - @friesfootball.bsky.social wrote about Harrison Smith, his Hall of Fame case, and what watching Smith meant for Matt's football journey
www.wideleft.football/p/to-honor-h...
www.wideleft.football/p/to-honor-h...
Now at Wide Left - @friesfootball.bsky.social wrote about Harrison Smith, his Hall of Fame case, and what watching Smith meant for Matt's football journey
www.wideleft.football/p/to-honor-h...
www.wideleft.football/p/to-honor-h...
To Honor Harrison Smith: One of the Vikings' All-Time Best
Matt Fries looks back at Harrison Smith's career and his Hall-of-Fame case.
www.wideleft.football
January 14, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Now at Wide Left - @friesfootball.bsky.social wrote about Harrison Smith, his Hall of Fame case, and what watching Smith meant for Matt's football journey
www.wideleft.football/p/to-honor-h...
www.wideleft.football/p/to-honor-h...
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Come for the three Patriots named to the All-Pro teams, stay for everything else because this is fabulous.
Wide Left's crew — me, @katson.bsky.social, @devinjackson.bsky.social, @dantecollinelli.bsky.social, @friesfootball.bsky.social, @noflagsfilm.bsky.social and @lukebraunnfl.bsky.social — voted for end-of year awards
MVP, POYs, ROYs, HCOY and our All-Pro teams
www.wideleft.football/p/wide-left-...
MVP, POYs, ROYs, HCOY and our All-Pro teams
www.wideleft.football/p/wide-left-...
Wide Left Awards: MVP, All-Pro Teams, Coach of the Year and More
Wide Left team came together to vote on the Most Valuable Player, Players of the Year, Rookies of the Year, Most Improved Player, Comeback Player of the Year, Coaches of the Year and our All-Pro Teams
www.wideleft.football
January 13, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Come for the three Patriots named to the All-Pro teams, stay for everything else because this is fabulous.
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RUN (to a computer)!
The deadline for our summer internship applications is FRIDAY! defector.com/would-you-li...
Would You Like To Be Defector’s Sixth-Ever Editorial Intern? | Defector
Big news: Defector is looking to hire editorial interns for the summer of 2026. Wow! That could be you! How could it be you? I am here to answer that question, and many more. What will a Defector…
defector.com
January 13, 2026 at 11:24 PM
RUN (to a computer)!
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Wide Left's crew — me, @katson.bsky.social, @devinjackson.bsky.social, @dantecollinelli.bsky.social, @friesfootball.bsky.social, @noflagsfilm.bsky.social and @lukebraunnfl.bsky.social — voted for end-of year awards
MVP, POYs, ROYs, HCOY and our All-Pro teams
www.wideleft.football/p/wide-left-...
MVP, POYs, ROYs, HCOY and our All-Pro teams
www.wideleft.football/p/wide-left-...
Wide Left Awards: MVP, All-Pro Teams, Coach of the Year and More
Wide Left team came together to vote on the Most Valuable Player, Players of the Year, Rookies of the Year, Most Improved Player, Comeback Player of the Year, Coaches of the Year and our All-Pro Teams
www.wideleft.football
January 13, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Wide Left's crew — me, @katson.bsky.social, @devinjackson.bsky.social, @dantecollinelli.bsky.social, @friesfootball.bsky.social, @noflagsfilm.bsky.social and @lukebraunnfl.bsky.social — voted for end-of year awards
MVP, POYs, ROYs, HCOY and our All-Pro teams
www.wideleft.football/p/wide-left-...
MVP, POYs, ROYs, HCOY and our All-Pro teams
www.wideleft.football/p/wide-left-...
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this is just my news diet now
the other day a friend of mine texted me that she was trapped in a car with another observer by seven armed ice agents who demanded they unlock the doors, intending to spray or arrest them. they used the full name of the observer who owned the car to intimidate them.
the other day a friend of mine texted me that she was trapped in a car with another observer by seven armed ice agents who demanded they unlock the doors, intending to spray or arrest them. they used the full name of the observer who owned the car to intimidate them.
January 13, 2026 at 7:10 PM
this is just my news diet now
the other day a friend of mine texted me that she was trapped in a car with another observer by seven armed ice agents who demanded they unlock the doors, intending to spray or arrest them. they used the full name of the observer who owned the car to intimidate them.
the other day a friend of mine texted me that she was trapped in a car with another observer by seven armed ice agents who demanded they unlock the doors, intending to spray or arrest them. they used the full name of the observer who owned the car to intimidate them.
Wide Left's crew — me, @katson.bsky.social, @devinjackson.bsky.social, @dantecollinelli.bsky.social, @friesfootball.bsky.social, @noflagsfilm.bsky.social and @lukebraunnfl.bsky.social — voted for end-of year awards
MVP, POYs, ROYs, HCOY and our All-Pro teams
www.wideleft.football/p/wide-left-...
MVP, POYs, ROYs, HCOY and our All-Pro teams
www.wideleft.football/p/wide-left-...
Wide Left Awards: MVP, All-Pro Teams, Coach of the Year and More
Wide Left team came together to vote on the Most Valuable Player, Players of the Year, Rookies of the Year, Most Improved Player, Comeback Player of the Year, Coaches of the Year and our All-Pro Teams
www.wideleft.football
January 13, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Wide Left's crew — me, @katson.bsky.social, @devinjackson.bsky.social, @dantecollinelli.bsky.social, @friesfootball.bsky.social, @noflagsfilm.bsky.social and @lukebraunnfl.bsky.social — voted for end-of year awards
MVP, POYs, ROYs, HCOY and our All-Pro teams
www.wideleft.football/p/wide-left-...
MVP, POYs, ROYs, HCOY and our All-Pro teams
www.wideleft.football/p/wide-left-...
lmaoooo yessssss
January 13, 2026 at 4:05 AM
lmaoooo yessssss
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Aaron Rodgers tonight, when he holds the ball for 2.5 seconds or longer (per TruMedia):
20 dropbacks
7/17
76 yards
3 sacks
-0.83 EPA/DB
20% Success Rate
Rodgers when he holds the ball for under 2.5 seconds:
7 dropbacks
7/7
43 yards
0.06 EPA/DB
28.6% Success Rate
20 dropbacks
7/17
76 yards
3 sacks
-0.83 EPA/DB
20% Success Rate
Rodgers when he holds the ball for under 2.5 seconds:
7 dropbacks
7/7
43 yards
0.06 EPA/DB
28.6% Success Rate
January 13, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Aaron Rodgers tonight, when he holds the ball for 2.5 seconds or longer (per TruMedia):
20 dropbacks
7/17
76 yards
3 sacks
-0.83 EPA/DB
20% Success Rate
Rodgers when he holds the ball for under 2.5 seconds:
7 dropbacks
7/7
43 yards
0.06 EPA/DB
28.6% Success Rate
20 dropbacks
7/17
76 yards
3 sacks
-0.83 EPA/DB
20% Success Rate
Rodgers when he holds the ball for under 2.5 seconds:
7 dropbacks
7/7
43 yards
0.06 EPA/DB
28.6% Success Rate
aaron rodgers trying to figure out if he's hallucinating rn
January 13, 2026 at 3:43 AM
aaron rodgers trying to figure out if he's hallucinating rn
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The Steelers offense trying to move the ball is like watching a 9 year old play Elden Ring on lethal difficulty and the Texans offense is CJ Stroud punching himself in the nuts
January 13, 2026 at 3:18 AM
The Steelers offense trying to move the ball is like watching a 9 year old play Elden Ring on lethal difficulty and the Texans offense is CJ Stroud punching himself in the nuts
cj calm tf down
January 13, 2026 at 3:03 AM
cj calm tf down
look i've been pretty overexposed to "the onion or real life" but every so often a headline pops out at you with such unerring on-the-nose insanity that i feel like the onion should sue reality
Breaking News: The EPA will stop considering lives saved when setting pollution limits and instead calculate only the cost to businesses.
E.P.A. to Stop Considering Lives Saved by Limiting Air Pollution
In a reversal, the agency plans to calculate only the cost to industry when setting pollution limits, and not the monetary value of saving human lives, documents show.
nyti.ms
January 12, 2026 at 9:03 PM
look i've been pretty overexposed to "the onion or real life" but every so often a headline pops out at you with such unerring on-the-nose insanity that i feel like the onion should sue reality
