Ben
@aceofbens.com
Mostly here to talk about the Phillies, Flyers, and whatever team I'm bandwagoning. No pronouns, do not refer to me ever.
didn't take a lunch at work today so I was too hungry making dinner and I heated up too many mozzarella sticks help
December 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
didn't take a lunch at work today so I was too hungry making dinner and I heated up too many mozzarella sticks help
Damn, the bots are really out in full force today, huh?
December 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Damn, the bots are really out in full force today, huh?
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Heads up Minnesotans
Just throw away everything www.fda.gov/safety/recal...
Gold Star Distribution Inc., Issues Recall of Certain FDA-Regulated Products in Three States Including Drugs, Devices, Cosmetics, Human Foods, and Pet Foods
Gold Star Distribution, Inc. (Gold Star or “the Company”) is recalling all FDA regulated products listed in this press release due to the presence of rodent and avian contamination.
www.fda.gov
December 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Heads up Minnesotans
all they need is an absurd amount of salt and they're perfect (but cheese is good too)
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 27, 2025 at 5:25 AM
all they need is an absurd amount of salt and they're perfect (but cheese is good too)
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if you want a gay sports romance that is good, i recommend THE PROSPECTS by kt hoffman
December 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
if you want a gay sports romance that is good, i recommend THE PROSPECTS by kt hoffman
Tragic: I am comfy in bed under half a dozen blankets but I forgot my night guard in the bathroom
December 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Tragic: I am comfy in bed under half a dozen blankets but I forgot my night guard in the bathroom
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no💖
Why a Minnesota Wild Trade for Bobby Brink Makes Perfect Sense
https://www.rawchili.com/nhl/375217/
If a trade is finalized, Bobby Brink would wear the Minnesota Wild jersey, seen here in a mock-up…
https://www.rawchili.com/nhl/375217/
If a trade is finalized, Bobby Brink would wear the Minnesota Wild jersey, seen here in a mock-up…
Why a Minnesota Wild Trade for Bobby Brink Makes Perfect Sense - NHL
If a trade is finalized, Bobby Brink would wear the Minnesota Wild jersey, seen here in a mock-up as he celebrates a goal.
www.rawchili.com
December 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
no💖
Wow, I actually knew a question on Jeopardy tonight
December 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Wow, I actually knew a question on Jeopardy tonight
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100% correct take here. Once in a while is fun, but this site it the absolute worst when it's rubbernecking over constant Twitter posts.
one of the most annoying things about this website is how many people hate twitter and are so happy to not be there anymore but still bring it over here every fuckin chance they get. it's nuts. it's like the people who use and post AI just to show how stupid it is. Yeah, we're already all aware.
is everyone aware they don't have to share stephen miller tweets, we all know he's a gutter racist piece of shit already, just tell me when he croaks
December 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
100% correct take here. Once in a while is fun, but this site it the absolute worst when it's rubbernecking over constant Twitter posts.
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i gotta wake up at 5am tomorrow for work :/
December 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
i gotta wake up at 5am tomorrow for work :/
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It would be very funny if Kelce doesn’t retire and Taylor Swift spends another season going to watch the Chiefs suck in person
December 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
It would be very funny if Kelce doesn’t retire and Taylor Swift spends another season going to watch the Chiefs suck in person
I was showing my grandmother the Zillow listing for the place I'm moving into next month and my dad said something about "but who knows if it really looks like that in person" Bro, I do because I was there? I saw the place twice? I was physically inside the apartment multiple times
December 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I was showing my grandmother the Zillow listing for the place I'm moving into next month and my dad said something about "but who knows if it really looks like that in person" Bro, I do because I was there? I saw the place twice? I was physically inside the apartment multiple times
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The Netflix and Amazon broadcasts are a great reminder that live sports is a deeply, deeply difficult type of TV that requires huge crews of profoundly skilled and experienced people who have worked together for a long time to look natural
December 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The Netflix and Amazon broadcasts are a great reminder that live sports is a deeply, deeply difficult type of TV that requires huge crews of profoundly skilled and experienced people who have worked together for a long time to look natural
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Happy Holidays from the Torrent ❤️
December 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Happy Holidays from the Torrent ❤️
I know it's still Christmas day, but we've definitely reached The Week When Time Isn't Real
December 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I know it's still Christmas day, but we've definitely reached The Week When Time Isn't Real
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NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
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I'm starting to think a lot of people think AI is whenever the computer does something.
December 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I'm starting to think a lot of people think AI is whenever the computer does something.
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And the winner is: C! Rasmus Ristolainen, assisting on Carl Grundstrom’s empty net goal against Chicago! Merry Christmas, big guy 🎁
Which Flyer will be the first to register a point in the 2025-26 season:
a. Garnet Hathaway
b. Nic Deslauriers
c. Rasmus Ristolainen
a. Garnet Hathaway
b. Nic Deslauriers
c. Rasmus Ristolainen
December 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
And the winner is: C! Rasmus Ristolainen, assisting on Carl Grundstrom’s empty net goal against Chicago! Merry Christmas, big guy 🎁
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December 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM