Ben
@aceofbens.com
Mostly here to talk about the Phillies, Flyers, and whatever team I'm bandwagoning. No pronouns, do not refer to me ever.
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why aren't there fall olympics. pumpkin throwing. leaf jump. postseason baseball
February 14, 2026 at 4:33 AM
why aren't there fall olympics. pumpkin throwing. leaf jump. postseason baseball
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"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
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Rob Thomson: I’m taking you out
Nick Castellanos:
Nick Castellanos:
February 13, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Rob Thomson: I’m taking you out
Nick Castellanos:
Nick Castellanos:
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Dear @PepperidgeFarms
pls make the cookie dividers edible they're killing my momentum
pls make the cookie dividers edible they're killing my momentum
January 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Dear @PepperidgeFarms
pls make the cookie dividers edible they're killing my momentum
pls make the cookie dividers edible they're killing my momentum
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Your spring reading list is reallllllly starting to pile up.
February 13, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Your spring reading list is reallllllly starting to pile up.
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I'm pretty sure Chase Utley would have beat Castellanos to death.
February 13, 2026 at 1:08 PM
I'm pretty sure Chase Utley would have beat Castellanos to death.
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Are you anxious or are you simply correctly assessing the numerous threats
February 11, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Are you anxious or are you simply correctly assessing the numerous threats
The dog we're watching for a couple weeks started crying as soon as my roommate left the house at 5:30am and now I can't get back to sleep so I guess I'm just up now 🙃
February 13, 2026 at 12:27 PM
The dog we're watching for a couple weeks started crying as soon as my roommate left the house at 5:30am and now I can't get back to sleep so I guess I'm just up now 🙃
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
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In this day and age, they could’ve easily gotten away without making a statement given that it wasn’t even an NBC employee. I really appreciate that they took time to issue this apology.
February 13, 2026 at 12:01 AM
In this day and age, they could’ve easily gotten away without making a statement given that it wasn’t even an NBC employee. I really appreciate that they took time to issue this apology.
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Seattle Seahawks fan parade today
Seattle, Washington
Seattle, Washington
February 12, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Seattle Seahawks fan parade today
Seattle, Washington
Seattle, Washington
Sometimes my roommate's orange cat will jump up on the coffee table or the arm of the couch and make eye contact with me and pause like he's disappointed that I'm not the other human
February 12, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Sometimes my roommate's orange cat will jump up on the coffee table or the arm of the couch and make eye contact with me and pause like he's disappointed that I'm not the other human
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Sees article about new win for trans athlete community
Asks community rag if it’s actually victory or just trans man competing in women’s league
“It’s a good victory for trans athletes.”
It’s trans man competing in women’s league
Asks community rag if it’s actually victory or just trans man competing in women’s league
“It’s a good victory for trans athletes.”
It’s trans man competing in women’s league
i only heard abt it this morning when i saw this article. framed like a win for trans ppl & kinda blows over the whole gender segregation thing www.them.us/story/elis-l...
Meet Sweden’s Elis Lundholm, the First Trans Skier in the Winter Olympics
Lundholm says that he has “always been treated well” within the skiing world.
www.them.us
February 11, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Sees article about new win for trans athlete community
Asks community rag if it’s actually victory or just trans man competing in women’s league
“It’s a good victory for trans athletes.”
It’s trans man competing in women’s league
Asks community rag if it’s actually victory or just trans man competing in women’s league
“It’s a good victory for trans athletes.”
It’s trans man competing in women’s league
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always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
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Everyone celebrating or encouraging athletes in men’s sports for coming out post-Heated Rivalry need to understand the context the show exists in. This soccer ref went viral for proposing to his fiancé on the pitch & then they were assaulted in their home after receiving threats.
Bi Soccer Referee Pascal Kaiser Attacked Following Viral Public Proposal
Kaiser said that he had received threats containing his address.
www.them.us
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Everyone celebrating or encouraging athletes in men’s sports for coming out post-Heated Rivalry need to understand the context the show exists in. This soccer ref went viral for proposing to his fiancé on the pitch & then they were assaulted in their home after receiving threats.
guys I'm tired of moving apps. I just want the companies running my apps to not do weird dumb stuff. I don't think I have another mass digital migration in me 😭
why don't you join Teamspeak? everyone's on Guilded right now. Guilded is basically Mumble. Join Revolt, join Rootapp, join Stoat. Stoat is Discord but better. Everyone's on Stoat, you'll love Stoat. Stoat has it for you.
February 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
guys I'm tired of moving apps. I just want the companies running my apps to not do weird dumb stuff. I don't think I have another mass digital migration in me 😭
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why don't you join Teamspeak? everyone's on Guilded right now. Guilded is basically Mumble. Join Revolt, join Rootapp, join Stoat. Stoat is Discord but better. Everyone's on Stoat, you'll love Stoat. Stoat has it for you.
February 9, 2026 at 5:39 PM
why don't you join Teamspeak? everyone's on Guilded right now. Guilded is basically Mumble. Join Revolt, join Rootapp, join Stoat. Stoat is Discord but better. Everyone's on Stoat, you'll love Stoat. Stoat has it for you.
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if you're in line at the nitro canceller, STAY IN LINE
February 9, 2026 at 4:19 PM
if you're in line at the nitro canceller, STAY IN LINE
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[watching red hot chili peppers during the super bowl halftime in 2014] SPEAK ENGLISH!
February 9, 2026 at 6:32 PM
[watching red hot chili peppers during the super bowl halftime in 2014] SPEAK ENGLISH!
We got a bean bag chair for the living room and the cats have decided that it's theirs and will ban together to smoother you if you dare sit on it
February 9, 2026 at 6:33 PM
We got a bean bag chair for the living room and the cats have decided that it's theirs and will ban together to smoother you if you dare sit on it
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i don't think the leagues should act like they're in competition to one another but if we were going to pick at that bone i think a more relevant data point is that the fall classic last year was an all-timer knock-down 7 game brawler and the super bowl we just watched was a prolonged wet fart
Your annual MLB vs NFL parity report
Champs last 10 seasons:
MLB: 7 teams
NFL 6 teams
Teams in "finals" last 10 seasons:
MLB 13
NFL 9
Reminder: The NFL is the "any team can win" league
Champs last 10 seasons:
MLB: 7 teams
NFL 6 teams
Teams in "finals" last 10 seasons:
MLB 13
NFL 9
Reminder: The NFL is the "any team can win" league
February 9, 2026 at 5:12 PM
i don't think the leagues should act like they're in competition to one another but if we were going to pick at that bone i think a more relevant data point is that the fall classic last year was an all-timer knock-down 7 game brawler and the super bowl we just watched was a prolonged wet fart
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Everyone I’m reposting this as a template for what to send to discord themselves. Take it as a sort of v for vendetta full masking protest and get on it.
Cancelled my Nitro subscription. Here's the email I just sent Discord.
February 9, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Everyone I’m reposting this as a template for what to send to discord themselves. Take it as a sort of v for vendetta full masking protest and get on it.
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“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
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C0NCHO ON THE SCREEN!!!
The sapo concho is the Puerto Rican crested toad. Endemic to the island and endangered (metaphor!!)
A cute cartoon version of the toad was the mascot for his latest grammy winning album Debí Tirar Más Fotos
The sapo concho is the Puerto Rican crested toad. Endemic to the island and endangered (metaphor!!)
A cute cartoon version of the toad was the mascot for his latest grammy winning album Debí Tirar Más Fotos
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
C0NCHO ON THE SCREEN!!!
The sapo concho is the Puerto Rican crested toad. Endemic to the island and endangered (metaphor!!)
A cute cartoon version of the toad was the mascot for his latest grammy winning album Debí Tirar Más Fotos
The sapo concho is the Puerto Rican crested toad. Endemic to the island and endangered (metaphor!!)
A cute cartoon version of the toad was the mascot for his latest grammy winning album Debí Tirar Más Fotos