If she knew how to dial a phone number, she'd call them several times a day

One day the Phillies social team will finally log onto Bluesky and block me on every social media app they can find me on

(me because I got into sports because I couldn't afford therapy anymore)

I'm just hoping the Flyers' new era is less of a flop 😭

I'm not Elsa—the cold ALWAYS bothered me

Man, I wish! I'm already dreading walking to work tomorrow at 5:30am 🥶

In-door practice! (I hope 🥶)

nvm OP deleted... but still, in case other people circulate it or something like it lol

I was going to delete this because I got got, but it's important to me that you all know the graphic I quoted is a fake press release Photoshopped from a totally different fake press release that Fox News aired as if it was real

The Philadelphia Flyers have poisoned my brain