Ben
@aceofbens.com
Mostly here to talk about the Phillies, Flyers, and whatever team I'm bandwagoning. No pronouns, do not refer to me ever.
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first interview question: “how many genders are there? list them”
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
first interview question: “how many genders are there? list them”
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do these guys do anything but poop
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
do these guys do anything but poop
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November 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
she just wants a lil carbonara
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
she just wants a lil carbonara
saving this to repost at every minor inconvenience during Flyers games
November 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
saving this to repost at every minor inconvenience during Flyers games
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First day of camp!! 😁
November 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
First day of camp!! 😁
Idk if social teams of rival teams talk to each other much, but can y'all tell @phillies.com they're dorks for not posting on here yet?
November 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Idk if social teams of rival teams talk to each other much, but can y'all tell @phillies.com they're dorks for not posting on here yet?
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This is what I try to always tell people: food banks can do way more with your money than you can, due to bulk buying deals. And they can do way, way more with your money than with the canned goods you didn’t want to eat
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
This is what I try to always tell people: food banks can do way more with your money than you can, due to bulk buying deals. And they can do way, way more with your money than with the canned goods you didn’t want to eat
What fan *hasn't* wasted a whole session (or multiple) yapping about sports?
November 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
What fan *hasn't* wasted a whole session (or multiple) yapping about sports?
me and who
Underrepresented Couple Dynamic
November 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
me and who
Hey hi, if you're on Goodreads, voting for their readers choice awards is up, and I think you should vote for You Weren't Meant to Be Human in the horror category. Also you should read it. It's the most disgusting book I've read this year
www.goodreads.com/choiceawards...
www.goodreads.com/choiceawards...
November 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Hey hi, if you're on Goodreads, voting for their readers choice awards is up, and I think you should vote for You Weren't Meant to Be Human in the horror category. Also you should read it. It's the most disgusting book I've read this year
www.goodreads.com/choiceawards...
www.goodreads.com/choiceawards...
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I would like to take this opportunity to get on the record and apologize: I had complained about how every single thing at the grocery store now costs five dollars more than it used to, but I had not seen the latest data from DoorDash's State of Local Commerce report, which disproves that.
November 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I would like to take this opportunity to get on the record and apologize: I had complained about how every single thing at the grocery store now costs five dollars more than it used to, but I had not seen the latest data from DoorDash's State of Local Commerce report, which disproves that.
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Tiny criminal has armed herself with a pair of scissors and honestly I do not expect this level of escalation.
November 11, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Tiny criminal has armed herself with a pair of scissors and honestly I do not expect this level of escalation.
Not gonna quote post it, but Zohran just posted a video of him at a podium with a "A New Era for New York City" sign on it and every marketing campaign using "a new era..." is killing me because I can only think "A New Era of Orange"
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Not gonna quote post it, but Zohran just posted a video of him at a podium with a "A New Era for New York City" sign on it and every marketing campaign using "a new era..." is killing me because I can only think "A New Era of Orange"
at this rate, i'm not gonna live another 15 years to finish paying off that loan with the way you're gutting this country, donald
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
at this rate, i'm not gonna live another 15 years to finish paying off that loan with the way you're gutting this country, donald
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Being an adult rules you can do whatever you want. I like to sit down on my chair and complain nonstop about literally every single thing in the god damn world
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Being an adult rules you can do whatever you want. I like to sit down on my chair and complain nonstop about literally every single thing in the god damn world
The timing of this leaves absolutely zero room for sympathy, John
November 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The timing of this leaves absolutely zero room for sympathy, John
It's funny, I kept thinking I'd regret not taking animation classes in college, but I'm working on this game redesign where I just send the character designs and other people animate them and I'm watching screencaps like "Holy shit, this is so cool! ...I never want to figure out how to do that" lol
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It's funny, I kept thinking I'd regret not taking animation classes in college, but I'm working on this game redesign where I just send the character designs and other people animate them and I'm watching screencaps like "Holy shit, this is so cool! ...I never want to figure out how to do that" lol
Quoting this one instead of the comments to it saying "well, how do the SNAP recipients feel??"
I work at a grocery store. SNAP recipients who understand their healthcare is on the line have been weary but knew it's a battle worth fighting. The ones who avoid the news were the ones who were mad.
I work at a grocery store. SNAP recipients who understand their healthcare is on the line have been weary but knew it's a battle worth fighting. The ones who avoid the news were the ones who were mad.
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Quoting this one instead of the comments to it saying "well, how do the SNAP recipients feel??"
I work at a grocery store. SNAP recipients who understand their healthcare is on the line have been weary but knew it's a battle worth fighting. The ones who avoid the news were the ones who were mad.
I work at a grocery store. SNAP recipients who understand their healthcare is on the line have been weary but knew it's a battle worth fighting. The ones who avoid the news were the ones who were mad.
BookTok is annoying but it really did get people reading again, especially during he pandemic lockdown.
But BookTok and reading in public absolutely should not be conflated!! Lmao reading in public is not performative
But BookTok and reading in public absolutely should not be conflated!! Lmao reading in public is not performative
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
BookTok is annoying but it really did get people reading again, especially during he pandemic lockdown.
But BookTok and reading in public absolutely should not be conflated!! Lmao reading in public is not performative
But BookTok and reading in public absolutely should not be conflated!! Lmao reading in public is not performative
If I have to start paying for prescriptions I'm gonna simply stop taking them lol
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
If I have to start paying for prescriptions I'm gonna simply stop taking them lol
they saw everyone libbing out too hard last week and had to course-correct
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
they saw everyone libbing out too hard last week and had to course-correct
If I can't get public health insurance anymore, I'm really gonna be trapped at my stupid grocery store job for the rest of my life lmao I'll never move out of my dad's house or get a real job or pay off my student loans or amount to anything this is so cool @fetterman.senate.gov Thank you SO much
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 AM
If I can't get public health insurance anymore, I'm really gonna be trapped at my stupid grocery store job for the rest of my life lmao I'll never move out of my dad's house or get a real job or pay off my student loans or amount to anything this is so cool @fetterman.senate.gov Thank you SO much