Maxie Canoe
@maxieknue.bsky.social
24/ Artist, massive Dyke, system Chaser, minors fuck off.
She/her pronouns 🏳️⚧️, Kay F Atkinson’s science experiment. Death before Detransition 🔞
CRUSH THE ICE
She/her pronouns 🏳️⚧️, Kay F Atkinson’s science experiment. Death before Detransition 🔞
CRUSH THE ICE
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Maxie Canoe
@maxieknue.bsky.social
· Dec 22
ko-fi.com/maxie2121
Going to be using a ko fi from now on which will pay out to my PayPal, in case ease of access and donations helps at all. Also would like to mention I can take commissions through here if anyone is interested, please DM for details.
Going to be using a ko fi from now on which will pay out to my PayPal, in case ease of access and donations helps at all. Also would like to mention I can take commissions through here if anyone is interested, please DM for details.
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just fucking revolting
February 17, 2026 at 4:58 PM
just fucking revolting
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we have to crush these people and that's why Newsom cannot win the nomination
February 17, 2026 at 4:59 PM
we have to crush these people and that's why Newsom cannot win the nomination
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Lakshya Jain and the Argument fled this website because they couldn't take the criticism and now he's advocating for Dems to abandon trans issues with polling about 'gender surgery for minors' a thing that is not real
February 17, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Lakshya Jain and the Argument fled this website because they couldn't take the criticism and now he's advocating for Dems to abandon trans issues with polling about 'gender surgery for minors' a thing that is not real
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there is an extremely simple answer to the "abandon trans rights" folks and it is "no" and also "fuck you"
Lakshya Jain and the Argument fled this website because they couldn't take the criticism and now he's advocating for Dems to abandon trans issues with polling about 'gender surgery for minors' a thing that is not real
February 17, 2026 at 6:31 PM
there is an extremely simple answer to the "abandon trans rights" folks and it is "no" and also "fuck you"
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“I asked ChatGPT”
Oh yeah well I asked this white-haired red-eyed femme how she manages to walk 3 puppygirl mecha pilots at once, and she threatened to eat me.
Oh yeah well I asked this white-haired red-eyed femme how she manages to walk 3 puppygirl mecha pilots at once, and she threatened to eat me.
February 17, 2026 at 5:52 PM
“I asked ChatGPT”
Oh yeah well I asked this white-haired red-eyed femme how she manages to walk 3 puppygirl mecha pilots at once, and she threatened to eat me.
Oh yeah well I asked this white-haired red-eyed femme how she manages to walk 3 puppygirl mecha pilots at once, and she threatened to eat me.
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Why is he doing tai chi before initiating combat
February 17, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Why is he doing tai chi before initiating combat
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“Steph, would you like to record a cat noise for an Edmund McMillen game?”
“Sure, what’s the worst that could happen?”
“Sure, what’s the worst that could happen?”
February 12, 2026 at 1:07 PM
“Steph, would you like to record a cat noise for an Edmund McMillen game?”
“Sure, what’s the worst that could happen?”
“Sure, what’s the worst that could happen?”
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Society has a great need for more lesbian ugly bastards
February 17, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Society has a great need for more lesbian ugly bastards
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Having an alien for a roommate has perks. Like getting to try out her VR system.
But sometimes compatibility issues mean you accidentally download a cute anime girl into your brain. Well, nothing for it but to transition.
www.amazon.com/Back-Flow-Sv...
www.patreon.com/posts/svetav...
But sometimes compatibility issues mean you accidentally download a cute anime girl into your brain. Well, nothing for it but to transition.
www.amazon.com/Back-Flow-Sv...
www.patreon.com/posts/svetav...
February 17, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Having an alien for a roommate has perks. Like getting to try out her VR system.
But sometimes compatibility issues mean you accidentally download a cute anime girl into your brain. Well, nothing for it but to transition.
www.amazon.com/Back-Flow-Sv...
www.patreon.com/posts/svetav...
But sometimes compatibility issues mean you accidentally download a cute anime girl into your brain. Well, nothing for it but to transition.
www.amazon.com/Back-Flow-Sv...
www.patreon.com/posts/svetav...
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Monster Researcher Eclair goes to a naga ball.
February 16, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Monster Researcher Eclair goes to a naga ball.
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lrp my joint disorder has accelerated my evolution into the 36yo mutual
February 17, 2026 at 3:29 AM
lrp my joint disorder has accelerated my evolution into the 36yo mutual
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Seinfeld "The Strap"
Part 2 of 2
Part 2 of 2
February 16, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Seinfeld "The Strap"
Part 2 of 2
Part 2 of 2
Living in America rn is like watching people go “PRESIDENT SNOW SUCKS, THE OLD PRESIDENT WAS THE BEST” as if killing children more incompetently was somehow better.
God the United States needs to collapse.
God the United States needs to collapse.
February 17, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Living in America rn is like watching people go “PRESIDENT SNOW SUCKS, THE OLD PRESIDENT WAS THE BEST” as if killing children more incompetently was somehow better.
God the United States needs to collapse.
God the United States needs to collapse.
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REMEMBER: All the "Don't use em-dashes" "don't use rule of three" advice because it makes your writing "look like AI" is because they stole actual writers work, and their "predict the next thing" stuff just simulates what WE FUCKING DO. Keep writing well. Use every style and trick you have. Fuck AI.
July 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
REMEMBER: All the "Don't use em-dashes" "don't use rule of three" advice because it makes your writing "look like AI" is because they stole actual writers work, and their "predict the next thing" stuff just simulates what WE FUCKING DO. Keep writing well. Use every style and trick you have. Fuck AI.
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"I asked ChatGPT"
Oh yeah well I asked a dashing sky pirate while our ship passed over a city of lights and he kissed me
Oh yeah well I asked a dashing sky pirate while our ship passed over a city of lights and he kissed me
February 17, 2026 at 1:08 AM
"I asked ChatGPT"
Oh yeah well I asked a dashing sky pirate while our ship passed over a city of lights and he kissed me
Oh yeah well I asked a dashing sky pirate while our ship passed over a city of lights and he kissed me
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"I asked ChatGPT"
Oh yeah, well I asked Opha, one of the Fate Goddesses, and she reincarnated me as her luck bunny demigod in another world.
Oh yeah, well I asked Opha, one of the Fate Goddesses, and she reincarnated me as her luck bunny demigod in another world.
February 17, 2026 at 12:55 AM
"I asked ChatGPT"
Oh yeah, well I asked Opha, one of the Fate Goddesses, and she reincarnated me as her luck bunny demigod in another world.
Oh yeah, well I asked Opha, one of the Fate Goddesses, and she reincarnated me as her luck bunny demigod in another world.
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help a nice catgirl?
My birthday is in 5 days now 🥺💙
My birthday is on February 20th
I have a birthday goal if you wanna get me anything and help me have a nice day 💙
ko-fi.com/catgirlfingi...
I have a birthday goal if you wanna get me anything and help me have a nice day 💙
ko-fi.com/catgirlfingi...
February 17, 2026 at 1:49 AM
help a nice catgirl?
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"Back in my day, war criminals with unchecked power had decorum damn it!"
February 17, 2026 at 1:57 AM
"Back in my day, war criminals with unchecked power had decorum damn it!"
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I think a lot about how nobody has thrown a shoe at Trump yet and then I remember that was an Iraqi journalist who did that to Bush and yeah
I guess no American journalist covering the federal government has the spine to do that
I guess no American journalist covering the federal government has the spine to do that
February 17, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I think a lot about how nobody has thrown a shoe at Trump yet and then I remember that was an Iraqi journalist who did that to Bush and yeah
I guess no American journalist covering the federal government has the spine to do that
I guess no American journalist covering the federal government has the spine to do that
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"Anya Wound Tight" #BDSM #bondage #fetish art drawn in marker with airbrush on 8.5"x11" bristol, for sale in my store at andysdames.bigcartel.com. You can also find my huge archive of over 2000 pieces plus exclusives at subscribestar.com/andysdames
February 17, 2026 at 1:48 AM
"Anya Wound Tight" #BDSM #bondage #fetish art drawn in marker with airbrush on 8.5"x11" bristol, for sale in my store at andysdames.bigcartel.com. You can also find my huge archive of over 2000 pieces plus exclusives at subscribestar.com/andysdames
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idk, just being around 20-30 other women all in various stages of getting bottom surgery is a special time. it’s a flash in the pan sort of community but still, it’s so special
February 17, 2026 at 2:01 AM
idk, just being around 20-30 other women all in various stages of getting bottom surgery is a special time. it’s a flash in the pan sort of community but still, it’s so special
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gonna cry later today when i get back to the hotel and see all the clinic staff, i just know it. gonna cry leaving, too… again
February 17, 2026 at 1:59 AM
gonna cry later today when i get back to the hotel and see all the clinic staff, i just know it. gonna cry leaving, too… again
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"Dee's Got You Covered, Kelsie" #BDSM #bondage #fetish art drawn in marker with airbrush on 8.5"x11" bristol, for sale in my store at andysdames.bigcartel.com. You can also find my huge archive of over 2000 pieces plus exclusives at subscribestar.com/andysdames
March 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
"Dee's Got You Covered, Kelsie" #BDSM #bondage #fetish art drawn in marker with airbrush on 8.5"x11" bristol, for sale in my store at andysdames.bigcartel.com. You can also find my huge archive of over 2000 pieces plus exclusives at subscribestar.com/andysdames
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it's that time of year
(cw food)
(cw food)
February 11, 2026 at 1:55 PM
it's that time of year
(cw food)
(cw food)