Chris Person
@papapishu.bsky.social
Gaming. Cofounder/blogging at @Aftermath.site.
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Video at Highlight Reel.
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Occasional DIY LaserDisc Archivist
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Video at Highlight Reel.
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Occasional DIY LaserDisc Archivist
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Anytime I mention this story theres a few dozen people who never heard about it, so for those unaware
Tesla engineer was concerned about known thermal runaway problems in the batteries, elon and his head of security concoted a mass shooter threat pretending to be him, leaked it to the press and got a bolo issued to tried to get him swatted, Elon then stiffed his head of security
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Anytime I mention this story theres a few dozen people who never heard about it, so for those unaware
Found out a few months ago that a handful of movies that can never be shown because the eccentric real estate developer that produced them said so in his will and one of them appears to be Masaki Kobayashi's Shokutaku no nai ie AKA The Empty Table, staring the now deceased Tatsuya Nakadai.
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Found out a few months ago that a handful of movies that can never be shown because the eccentric real estate developer that produced them said so in his will and one of them appears to be Masaki Kobayashi's Shokutaku no nai ie AKA The Empty Table, staring the now deceased Tatsuya Nakadai.
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Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested
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Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
In the very rare chance that anyone actually does manage to bully Musk into ending things, Joyce Carrol Oates doing it would be objectively the funniest vessel for it.
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
In the very rare chance that anyone actually does manage to bully Musk into ending things, Joyce Carrol Oates doing it would be objectively the funniest vessel for it.
Rhythm games rarely get the respect they deserve but I believe in my heart that they are gaming doing something more unique to itself than any other genre.
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Rhythm games rarely get the respect they deserve but I believe in my heart that they are gaming doing something more unique to itself than any other genre.
Oreos aren’t chocolate they’re closer to cigarettes flavor wise.
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Oreos aren’t chocolate they’re closer to cigarettes flavor wise.
Turkish ✅
Fermented ✅
Spicy ✅
Purple ✅
Carrot ✅
Beverage ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅
Fermented ✅
Spicy ✅
Purple ✅
Carrot ✅
Beverage ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Turkish ✅
Fermented ✅
Spicy ✅
Purple ✅
Carrot ✅
Beverage ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅
Fermented ✅
Spicy ✅
Purple ✅
Carrot ✅
Beverage ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
I had to set up VR and it took an hour and a half to find all the parts scattered through my apartment and raised the AQI a hundred points just based on dust alone.
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I had to set up VR and it took an hour and a half to find all the parts scattered through my apartment and raised the AQI a hundred points just based on dust alone.
Tim Kaine in the mem-brane.
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Tim Kaine in the mem-brane.
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Just caught a guy performatively staring into the middle distance…he wanted me to think he was meditating upon the strange vicissitudes of fate but I could tell he was just a wastoid
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Just caught a guy performatively staring into the middle distance…he wanted me to think he was meditating upon the strange vicissitudes of fate but I could tell he was just a wastoid
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We have been blessed with high resolution Robbit.
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
We have been blessed with high resolution Robbit.
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Truly a brilliant orator
November 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Truly a brilliant orator
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he's going to post a photo with employees implying they're close personal friends at some point in the next 48 hours
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
he's going to post a photo with employees implying they're close personal friends at some point in the next 48 hours
The thing that gets me about ARC’s use of fully generated barks, as well as in The Finals, is that the juice is absolutely not worth the squeeze in a game that is unquestionably high effort. Like it sounds bad because there isn’t a human performance to ground it.
For Arc Raiders to ride the wave of human sociability all the way to the bank, while also being so contemptuous of the thing that makes us social animals in its own workflow demonstrates a lack of artistic integrity that I find impossible to ignore.
Our review: https://bit.ly/49bVn01
Our review: https://bit.ly/49bVn01
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The thing that gets me about ARC’s use of fully generated barks, as well as in The Finals, is that the juice is absolutely not worth the squeeze in a game that is unquestionably high effort. Like it sounds bad because there isn’t a human performance to ground it.
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it's unconscionable to do this to him of all people
ANNNNNNND he's banned. magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
it's unconscionable to do this to him of all people
ANNNNNNND he's banned. magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
ANNNNNNND he's banned. magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
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Holy shit Aftermath's on Ghost!!!
Despite the ravages of age and an internet steeped in misinformation, your eyes – in this one case – do not deceive you: Website different. It’s taken an immense amount of time and effort, but welcome to Aftermath version 2.0:
aftermath.site/aftermath-rela...
aftermath.site/aftermath-rela...
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Holy shit Aftermath's on Ghost!!!
In celebration of the new site, I did a little retail therapy and bought one of these guys. Frivolous, I know, but I like to think I earned it.
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
In celebration of the new site, I did a little retail therapy and bought one of these guys. Frivolous, I know, but I like to think I earned it.
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new website! two years later of owning and running a publication later, we’ve learned a lot. thank you to everyone who made it possible
Despite the ravages of age and an internet steeped in misinformation, your eyes – in this one case – do not deceive you: Website different. It’s taken an immense amount of time and effort, but welcome to Aftermath version 2.0:
aftermath.site/aftermath-rela...
aftermath.site/aftermath-rela...
November 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
new website! two years later of owning and running a publication later, we’ve learned a lot. thank you to everyone who made it possible
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I really cannot say enough about how much @lukeplunkett.com put into this over months and months, with me coming in at the home stretch to worry over every detail. Shoutouts to the patient, helpful folks at Ghost and Outpost, and to our wonderful tech partners at Lede for making any of this possible
November 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I really cannot say enough about how much @lukeplunkett.com put into this over months and months, with me coming in at the home stretch to worry over every detail. Shoutouts to the patient, helpful folks at Ghost and Outpost, and to our wonderful tech partners at Lede for making any of this possible
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November 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
read the site but never subscribed? you can get a month for $1. try it out, read some blogs, support worker-owned media.
been hesitant to give us your cc details? fair! we now accept link, google pay and apple pay as well.
been a $7 subscriber but wanted to comment? now you can comment!
been hesitant to give us your cc details? fair! we now accept link, google pay and apple pay as well.
been a $7 subscriber but wanted to comment? now you can comment!