Jesus Zoidberg
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
I talk Philly Sports, Pro Wrestling, Politics, and Phuturama, and other stuff that doesn't begin with P.
Real person with a fake name, or vice versa.
❤️❤️❤️ Mom 6/10/57 to 4/6/25
Success in life is measured by the type of person you are.
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❤️❤️❤️ Mom 6/10/57 to 4/6/25
Success in life is measured by the type of person you are.
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Jesus Zoidberg
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
· Jan 25
Cowboys really are America's team, both are run by an old fool that surrounds himself with nepotistic and or sycophantic hires, each less qualified than the last.
Seriously, you don't get to be an ally and puff out your chest on issues and then be a giant misogynist asshole because the company you like signed some women that you don't think are up to your standards. And it's been a lot of people, and it's gross.
February 15, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Seriously, you don't get to be an ally and puff out your chest on issues and then be a giant misogynist asshole because the company you like signed some women that you don't think are up to your standards. And it's been a lot of people, and it's gross.
Good to see AEW fans have someone else to be very weird about besides MJF.
February 15, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Good to see AEW fans have someone else to be very weird about besides MJF.
No, sports is way more important.
Some things are WAY more important than sports.
Get your priorities straight.
Get your priorities straight.
February 15, 2026 at 10:27 PM
No, sports is way more important.
The 3 worst baseball managers I've ever seen in my life were Gabe Kapler, Ryne Sandberg, and Joe Girardi. But hey, they played.
February 15, 2026 at 10:24 PM
The 3 worst baseball managers I've ever seen in my life were Gabe Kapler, Ryne Sandberg, and Joe Girardi. But hey, they played.
My brother is Pennsylvania Dutch, so I'm just going to hang onto him in the Real American rankings.
I'm more American than these fucks. My paternal lineage predates the revolution.
February 15, 2026 at 10:11 PM
My brother is Pennsylvania Dutch, so I'm just going to hang onto him in the Real American rankings.
You know what must really stick in his pea brain; that the players in that locker room all seemed to choose the guy who never played the game at the major league level over him.
The outfielder talked to reporters at the Padres’ spring training complex. Of his time with the Phillies, he said: “The one thing that I wish would’ve ended up different is that we would’ve won.”
New Padre Nick Castellanos says he’s glad to play for a manager who has ‘done it’ on the field
www.inquirer.com
February 15, 2026 at 10:09 PM
You know what must really stick in his pea brain; that the players in that locker room all seemed to choose the guy who never played the game at the major league level over him.
Our common heritage; eat my fucking balls. Everyone in my tree came over here past 1850, guess I don't belong here.
February 15, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Our common heritage; eat my fucking balls. Everyone in my tree came over here past 1850, guess I don't belong here.
You think people may have backed the wrong horse with the Casty love?
February 15, 2026 at 10:06 PM
You think people may have backed the wrong horse with the Casty love?
I think the AEW fanbase is generally more well informed than the average fanbase, but there is definitely a "Like the smell of our own farts" issue going on.
February 15, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I think the AEW fanbase is generally more well informed than the average fanbase, but there is definitely a "Like the smell of our own farts" issue going on.
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I’ve never seen so many useless people get so mad at something so fucking pointless to get mad at. Stupid ass fanbase acting like that tag team took a picture with Marty Scurll or something.
February 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I’ve never seen so many useless people get so mad at something so fucking pointless to get mad at. Stupid ass fanbase acting like that tag team took a picture with Marty Scurll or something.
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"Where would you say the cut off of New Jersey is?"
Dylan Harper had to ask the hard-hitting questions about his home state of New Jersey to fellow Jersey-born Knicks players, Karl-Anthony Towns and Jalen Brunson 😂
Dylan Harper had to ask the hard-hitting questions about his home state of New Jersey to fellow Jersey-born Knicks players, Karl-Anthony Towns and Jalen Brunson 😂
February 15, 2026 at 5:26 PM
"Where would you say the cut off of New Jersey is?"
Dylan Harper had to ask the hard-hitting questions about his home state of New Jersey to fellow Jersey-born Knicks players, Karl-Anthony Towns and Jalen Brunson 😂
Dylan Harper had to ask the hard-hitting questions about his home state of New Jersey to fellow Jersey-born Knicks players, Karl-Anthony Towns and Jalen Brunson 😂
Literal My T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
February 15, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Literal My T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
Oh course Jeffrey Epstein liked pro wrestling, his hero was Buck Zumhofe.
February 15, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Oh course Jeffrey Epstein liked pro wrestling, his hero was Buck Zumhofe.
Oh, was it done by surveying Bluesky Checkmarks?
Eagles News: One study claims Jalen Hurts is the NFL’s most hated player
www.bleedinggreennation.com/news/170583/...
www.bleedinggreennation.com/news/170583/...
Eagles News: One study claims Jalen Hurts is the NFL’s most hated player
Philadelphia Eagles news and links for 2/15/26.
www.bleedinggreennation.com
February 15, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Oh, was it done by surveying Bluesky Checkmarks?
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Large human.
February 15, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Large human.
Yes, the Elon post is another dumb banger from the most divorced man in the world; and you don't need to share it.
February 15, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Yes, the Elon post is another dumb banger from the most divorced man in the world; and you don't need to share it.
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February 15, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Eagles free agency starts in 3 weeks.
Oh god, we’re going to get weeks of this Harper/Dombrowski nonsense, aren’t we?
February 15, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Eagles free agency starts in 3 weeks.
Look at that head of hair.
February 15, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Look at that head of hair.
Baseball has spending issues, but usually when I buy a ticket for a game, I'm not faced with teams actively trying to lose games.
February 15, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Baseball has spending issues, but usually when I buy a ticket for a game, I'm not faced with teams actively trying to lose games.
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right. the thing they want is to stop tanking without doing anything that might even maybe cost them $. when you realize those are the parameters you also realize this is either stupid or a way to try to weaken/discipline labor by blame-shifting to it & feeding stereotypes that players are lazy.
February 15, 2026 at 1:30 PM
right. the thing they want is to stop tanking without doing anything that might even maybe cost them $. when you realize those are the parameters you also realize this is either stupid or a way to try to weaken/discipline labor by blame-shifting to it & feeding stereotypes that players are lazy.
I could be wrong, I probably am, but to me, out of the 4 major leagues, the NBA has the most issues.
February 15, 2026 at 1:35 PM
I could be wrong, I probably am, but to me, out of the 4 major leagues, the NBA has the most issues.
I don't think you can fix NBA tanking without giving teams an easier time to get out of cap hell.
February 15, 2026 at 1:13 PM
I don't think you can fix NBA tanking without giving teams an easier time to get out of cap hell.
I've seen some people get mad because the roster is so large and they're not the best wrestlers, but from the last time I watched WWE, were actually legit funny and good characters.
February 15, 2026 at 11:51 AM
I've seen some people get mad because the roster is so large and they're not the best wrestlers, but from the last time I watched WWE, were actually legit funny and good characters.