Jesus Zoidberg
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
I talk Philly Sports, Pro Wrestling, Politics, and Phuturama, and other stuff that doesn't begin with P.
Real person with a fake name, or vice versa.
❤️❤️❤️ Mom 6/10/57 to 4/6/25
Success in life is measured by the type of person you are.
Real person with a fake name, or vice versa.
❤️❤️❤️ Mom 6/10/57 to 4/6/25
Success in life is measured by the type of person you are.
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Jesus Zoidberg
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
· Jan 25
Cowboys really are America's team, both are run by an old fool that surrounds himself with nepotistic and or sycophantic hires, each less qualified than the last.
Don't you see, the world is burning
February 18, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Don't you see, the world is burning
We really need to bring back the insult turkey or turkeys.
February 18, 2026 at 1:49 PM
We really need to bring back the insult turkey or turkeys.
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Ok, now I'm starting to believe the brain damage was real
February 18, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Ok, now I'm starting to believe the brain damage was real
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Bunting for hits isn’t cool anymore. Maybe Justin Crawford is the guy to bring it back. “I love it,” he said. A silly spring story: www.nytimes.com/athletic/705...
Justin Crawford loves the art of bunting. He aims to embrace it with the Phillies
The Phillies are encouraging the speedy center fielder to work on bunting to get on base and create chaos. Crawford is taking it to heart.
www.nytimes.com
February 18, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Bunting for hits isn’t cool anymore. Maybe Justin Crawford is the guy to bring it back. “I love it,” he said. A silly spring story: www.nytimes.com/athletic/705...
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Also mentioned: when something is growing like this and becoming so rapidly lucrative plus has the weight of the league behind it, gimmicks are bound to pop up to try to siphon off of that (and in my opinion, dilute the legitimacy of a pretty cool sport). Enter Tom Brady and his event.
February 18, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Also mentioned: when something is growing like this and becoming so rapidly lucrative plus has the weight of the league behind it, gimmicks are bound to pop up to try to siphon off of that (and in my opinion, dilute the legitimacy of a pretty cool sport). Enter Tom Brady and his event.
Do Kitty's Back!!
Springsteen has scheduled one concert in Philly during his upcoming tour.
Bruce Springsteen dedicates upcoming national tour to ‘defense of America’
The New Jersey rocker, who will make a stop in Philly on May 8, has been a vocal opponent of the Trump administration.
bit.ly
February 18, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Do Kitty's Back!!
Now with that being said, if you keep putting up that shirtless RFK Jr and Kid Rock video, I will block you.
February 17, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Now with that being said, if you keep putting up that shirtless RFK Jr and Kid Rock video, I will block you.
In the face of everything, I try to remember there are still more good people than bad, and won't be nihilistic.
February 17, 2026 at 11:09 PM
In the face of everything, I try to remember there are still more good people than bad, and won't be nihilistic.
It won't be good, but maybe better than today?
Unfortunately, nothing will change in terms of coverage until after midterms, and we have to get through them. The corporate media is broken.
February 17, 2026 at 11:05 PM
It won't be good, but maybe better than today?
Unfortunately, nothing will change in terms of coverage until after midterms, and we have to get through them. The corporate media is broken.
February 17, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Unfortunately, nothing will change in terms of coverage until after midterms, and we have to get through them. The corporate media is broken.
I broke Mark Cuban.
Mark Cuban cooked here?
www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
Cuban: NBA should 'embrace tanking' to improve fan experience
Mark Cuban, the former majority owner of the Dallas Mavericks, says the fan experience is chief among the reasons the NBA should "embrace tanking," and that affordability is key in the formula.
www.espn.com
February 17, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I broke Mark Cuban.
He's running as a Democrat, he says?
Stephen A. Smith: "We wouldn’t have a border crisis under my watch."
"We ain’t defunding any police… There’s gonna be more."
It's with much regret I foresee the inevitable, he's running
"We ain’t defunding any police… There’s gonna be more."
It's with much regret I foresee the inevitable, he's running
February 17, 2026 at 6:26 PM
He's running as a Democrat, he says?
I'm old enough where I remember our 1st grade election results, 13 for Dukakis, 12 for Bush, 1 for Jackson.
We’ve been talking “verify your age” that you’re a 90’s kid.
Well, how about old enough to remember white ppl, politicians, pundits, use the phrase “Jesse Jackson shows up” as proof of a grift & the unseriousness of the cause?
Well, how about old enough to remember white ppl, politicians, pundits, use the phrase “Jesse Jackson shows up” as proof of a grift & the unseriousness of the cause?
February 17, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I'm old enough where I remember our 1st grade election results, 13 for Dukakis, 12 for Bush, 1 for Jackson.
Don't get me wrong, waffles are great, but there is a ceiling on a waffle.
February 17, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Don't get me wrong, waffles are great, but there is a ceiling on a waffle.
Pancakes vs Waffles, it's obviously pancakes, right?
February 17, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Pancakes vs Waffles, it's obviously pancakes, right?
Some people are just too stupid and shameless to argue with, even if they like the same team you might like.
February 17, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Some people are just too stupid and shameless to argue with, even if they like the same team you might like.
Harper/Realmuto
Most Cursed Ticket go
Buttigieg/Bennett
Buttigieg/Bennett
Pre-litigating 2028 so that I'm ready when I'd disappointed
February 17, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Harper/Realmuto
Got my electric bill today
bert from sesame street is wearing a striped shirt and a white scarf around his neck
ALT: bert from sesame street is wearing a striped shirt and a white scarf around his neck
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Got my electric bill today
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This is the furthest out we have heard (so far), but it has been public knowledge for well over a year who the Phillies have an agreement to sign in 2028, meaning that player won't turn 16 until after 9/1/27, which you can do the math on. It has been celebrated, when it should be pilloried
This is the worst thing happening in baseball. It is happening all the time and nearly every team is doing it. And a lot of prospect media is complicit.
February 17, 2026 at 4:24 PM
This is the furthest out we have heard (so far), but it has been public knowledge for well over a year who the Phillies have an agreement to sign in 2028, meaning that player won't turn 16 until after 9/1/27, which you can do the math on. It has been celebrated, when it should be pilloried
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Coverage of Andy Barr, a sitting Congressman and candidate for U.S. Senate, running an ad declaring, "It's not a sin to be white" -- a variation of a notorious white nationalist slogan
AP: Zero
NYT: Zero
WashPost: Zero
Reuters: Zero
Politico: Zero
Axios: Zero
AP: Zero
NYT: Zero
WashPost: Zero
Reuters: Zero
Politico: Zero
Axios: Zero
Major corporations bankroll political ad featuring white supremacist slogan
Congressman Andy Barr (R-KY), who is running to replace Mitch McConnell in the United States Senate, released his first television ad earlier this month.
popular.info
February 17, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Coverage of Andy Barr, a sitting Congressman and candidate for U.S. Senate, running an ad declaring, "It's not a sin to be white" -- a variation of a notorious white nationalist slogan
AP: Zero
NYT: Zero
WashPost: Zero
Reuters: Zero
Politico: Zero
Axios: Zero
AP: Zero
NYT: Zero
WashPost: Zero
Reuters: Zero
Politico: Zero
Axios: Zero
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Susan Collins says she's in favor of the SAVE Act, which is the Trump push to overhaul how elections are administered. wgme.com/news/local/c...
The bill would impose voter ID requirements... which Mainers literally just rejected in a referendum in November. boltsmag.org/five-ways-20...
The bill would impose voter ID requirements... which Mainers literally just rejected in a referendum in November. boltsmag.org/five-ways-20...
February 17, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Susan Collins says she's in favor of the SAVE Act, which is the Trump push to overhaul how elections are administered. wgme.com/news/local/c...
The bill would impose voter ID requirements... which Mainers literally just rejected in a referendum in November. boltsmag.org/five-ways-20...
The bill would impose voter ID requirements... which Mainers literally just rejected in a referendum in November. boltsmag.org/five-ways-20...
Oh, they're going to start cooking the winners of the races and not just those who end up in place and show?
Pat's King of Steaks is offering a 'new school' preparation option for its cheesesteaks that mixes the steak, onions and cheese together.
Pat's King of Steaks is changing the way it makes some cheesesteaks
The South Philly shop is offering a 'new school' option that mixes the steak, onions and cheese together — a style similar to its competitors.
bit.ly
February 17, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Oh, they're going to start cooking the winners of the races and not just those who end up in place and show?