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Jesus Zoidberg
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
I talk Philly Sports, Pro Wrestling, Politics, and Phuturama, and other stuff that doesn't begin with P.

Real person with a fake name, or vice versa.

❤️❤️❤️ Mom 6/10/57 to 4/6/25
Success in life is measured by the type of person you are.
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Cowboys really are America's team, both are run by an old fool that surrounds himself with nepotistic and or sycophantic hires, each less qualified than the last.
No, I'm not named James.
In this week's Funbag: how to lose your virginity at 50. defector.com/the-real-hig...
February 14, 2026 at 6:16 PM
It was always going to be a xenophobic caricature. They used the tried old trope of the foreign heel yelling in a fire gn language. Maybe they originally thought they would be clever, but nobody in that company had the intelligence to book it.
Muhammad Hassan will always strike me as an interesting example because he was initially a more nuanced character with legitimate grievances before ultimately being reduced to a racist, xenophobic caricature.
Hassan was current events, but against wasn't pushing a paristan agenda really.

And I'm only talking about the canonical stuff on the show, obviously podcasts and the way HHH positions himself adjacent to the admin off camera is obvious, but it seems notable that they don't want that on screen.
February 14, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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the way that you can tell this true: Tom Brady is doing rehearsed, awkward WWE-style cosplay trash talking with Logan Paul to promote the event
February 14, 2026 at 5:31 PM
WWE has never really done politics:
February 14, 2026 at 5:19 PM
February 14, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Lindenwold, represent!
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 4:23 PM
NEVER
February 14, 2026 at 3:51 PM
An absolute perfect match of player and team.
February 14, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Padres fans immediate reaction to the Casty signing
February 14, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Perfect match.
@JonHeyman tweeted
Castellanos will be paid minimum on MLB deal with San Diego. Phils pay the rest. Agreed to.

💬

@JonHeyman Breaking: Nick Castellanos close to Padres deal
February 14, 2026 at 2:12 PM
February 14, 2026 at 2:06 PM
You should see these steaks they're cooking on Rockford Files; Steak used to be better.
February 14, 2026 at 3:36 AM
February 14, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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Tyrese Maxey spent some time today at the NBA Crossover fan events. It was fun watching people notice “Is that Tyrese Maxey?!”
February 14, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Some people shouldn't take Ozempic.
Woah! that's, like, actually a surprisingly big cameo for a TNA event (and i mean that sincerely)
February 14, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Can we please have a new idea, please!
Stephen Amell will headline the Baywatch reboot on NBC, portraying the son of David Hasselhoff’s iconic character. In the revival, he steps into the role of Baywatch Captain, continuing his father’s legacy.

(Source: Variety)
February 14, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I know it seems so silly, but a good mustard is a simple pleasure.
February 14, 2026 at 12:43 AM
GOATED Mustard.
February 14, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Everyday I respect Woj more and more.
Breaking: Shams Charania gets his introduction
February 14, 2026 at 12:19 AM
People used to be cool. I don't think they can be anymore.
February 14, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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GODDAMNIT ZOIDBERG
February 14, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I don't know if you can remake Rockford Files, because nobody has any reference of Maverick.
February 13, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Sorry Gavin Newsom
February 13, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Nobody can.
February 13, 2026 at 11:50 PM
@ej-smith.bsky.social Good job hosting today.
February 13, 2026 at 10:45 PM