Jesus Zoidberg
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
It's getting to the point where I'm no fun anymore. I am sorry.
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Jesus Zoidberg
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
· Jan 25
Cowboys really are America's team, both are run by an old fool that surrounds himself with nepotistic and or sycophantic hires, each less qualified than the last.
Shitty loss tonight, I blame Grimes.
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Shitty loss tonight, I blame Grimes.
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Per @andrewmarchand.bsky.social, YouTube TV and Disney have agreed to a deal to restore ESPN and the other channels to YTTV
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6802603/2025/11/14/youtube-tv-espn-disney-status-deal-agreement/
t.co
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Per @andrewmarchand.bsky.social, YouTube TV and Disney have agreed to a deal to restore ESPN and the other channels to YTTV
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Guy is about to fuck up some Dead Rabbits.
Bryce Harper looking to redeem his Marlboro Miles for a kayak
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Guy is about to fuck up some Dead Rabbits.
I can't tell you what a soul is, and maybe you find me a silly fool, but I'm more confident than ever it exists, because if it didn't, this wouldn't feel so awful.
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I can't tell you what a soul is, and maybe you find me a silly fool, but I'm more confident than ever it exists, because if it didn't, this wouldn't feel so awful.
As you have all learned on here, texting with me never ends up well.
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
As you have all learned on here, texting with me never ends up well.
Reposted by Jesus Zoidberg
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
Does he not understand the worst thing to happen to QB analysis came from his ballsack?
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Does he not understand the worst thing to happen to QB analysis came from his ballsack?
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You can tell WWE has their fingers all in this, because that's their go to move, the stupid worked shoot.
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
You can tell WWE has their fingers all in this, because that's their go to move, the stupid worked shoot.
I got a perma ban from imitating Carson Wentz on the old site, and now seven years later, he wishes he was me!
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I got a perma ban from imitating Carson Wentz on the old site, and now seven years later, he wishes he was me!
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Hello beautiful people 👋🏼
I decided to take everyone’s advice and continue to post my donation links every Friday. I want to thank you guys again for all the support. I love you guys so damn much 🫶🏼🫂
venmo.com/u/kencrudix
cash.app/$kencrudix7
PayPal - kencrudix@proton.me
I decided to take everyone’s advice and continue to post my donation links every Friday. I want to thank you guys again for all the support. I love you guys so damn much 🫶🏼🫂
venmo.com/u/kencrudix
cash.app/$kencrudix7
PayPal - kencrudix@proton.me
Today, I received the worst news of my entire life. My mom was diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer. I’m still in shock, so I don’t have as many words as I should. Please keep her in your thoughts and prayers
November 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Hello beautiful people 👋🏼
I decided to take everyone’s advice and continue to post my donation links every Friday. I want to thank you guys again for all the support. I love you guys so damn much 🫶🏼🫂
venmo.com/u/kencrudix
cash.app/$kencrudix7
PayPal - kencrudix@proton.me
I decided to take everyone’s advice and continue to post my donation links every Friday. I want to thank you guys again for all the support. I love you guys so damn much 🫶🏼🫂
venmo.com/u/kencrudix
cash.app/$kencrudix7
PayPal - kencrudix@proton.me
They all wouldn't hit their breaks if they saw a minority crossing the street?
What do Jerry Jones, Kelly Stafford and Jaxon Dart have in common? Traveling 49ers fans have made them see red …
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
How 49ers fans became the NFL’s road warriors: ‘It was our stadium’
The 49ers started leaning into their fans' takeover mentality more heavily this year, resulting in large gatherings in Houston and New York.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
They all wouldn't hit their breaks if they saw a minority crossing the street?
Billy Joe Royale blasts.
Cherry Hill, NJ
66% White
Median Household Income: $125,512
59% Bachelor's Degree, 94% High School Grad
2025 Gov:
🟦Mikie Sherrill: 68% (22,078)
🟥Jack Ciattarelli: 31% (10,126)
2024 Pres:
🟦Kamala Harris: 64% (26,513)
🟥Donald Trump: 34% (14,185)
66% White
Median Household Income: $125,512
59% Bachelor's Degree, 94% High School Grad
2025 Gov:
🟦Mikie Sherrill: 68% (22,078)
🟥Jack Ciattarelli: 31% (10,126)
2024 Pres:
🟦Kamala Harris: 64% (26,513)
🟥Donald Trump: 34% (14,185)
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Billy Joe Royale blasts.
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it'd be really great if the NYT could muster like 10% of the empathy for your average trans person as it can for wealthy cis people who grossly violate their profession's ethical standards
November 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
it'd be really great if the NYT could muster like 10% of the empathy for your average trans person as it can for wealthy cis people who grossly violate their profession's ethical standards
It's very funny to me that the group that did Tables, Ladders, and Chairs is now telling everyone what wrestling should be.
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
It's very funny to me that the group that did Tables, Ladders, and Chairs is now telling everyone what wrestling should be.
The wrestling stuff is so much like the Trump stuff because you can tell when they get a message and then none of them deviate off of it. Now it's too much, for the sickos, won't grow the company. Go suck a Saudi covered dick.
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The wrestling stuff is so much like the Trump stuff because you can tell when they get a message and then none of them deviate off of it. Now it's too much, for the sickos, won't grow the company. Go suck a Saudi covered dick.
Matt Hardy, the same dude that squeezed every ounce of entertainment out of the broken stuff, and routinely props up his brother so he can continue to get bookings.
November 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Matt Hardy, the same dude that squeezed every ounce of entertainment out of the broken stuff, and routinely props up his brother so he can continue to get bookings.
All these opinions from nobody who has ever run a company or drawn flies.
Alot of the older wwe/wcw/tna guys push for aew to "stop catering to the sickos and bring in new fans". In my opinion AEW has survived and thrived because they have a loyal fanbase they cater to. Push away the loyal fans and what do you have? Wcw 00 and tna post 2009. #Aew
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
All these opinions from nobody who has ever run a company or drawn flies.
I got suspended from Twitter for something so much less than what people are getting suspended for. It sucks. But it's also social media.
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I got suspended from Twitter for something so much less than what people are getting suspended for. It sucks. But it's also social media.
And that other piece of shit co-host of his, who pretends he's in the business because he kisses Cornette's ass. And if you want to read the worst of the worst, go to the reddit board and look up why Cornette's first co-host dropped him.
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
And that other piece of shit co-host of his, who pretends he's in the business because he kisses Cornette's ass. And if you want to read the worst of the worst, go to the reddit board and look up why Cornette's first co-host dropped him.
The shame about the Cornette stuff is as a historian, he's very important, but this gimmick he does isn't much different than being a Trump gimmick. But I remember going to an AEW show, and this guy sat in the front row with a bunch of Cornette signs and I what a loser
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The shame about the Cornette stuff is as a historian, he's very important, but this gimmick he does isn't much different than being a Trump gimmick. But I remember going to an AEW show, and this guy sat in the front row with a bunch of Cornette signs and I what a loser
Sorry, I think the Cult of Cornette people are the biggest fucking zeros outside bodybuilders.
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Sorry, I think the Cult of Cornette people are the biggest fucking zeros outside bodybuilders.