Jesus Zoidberg
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
I talk Philly Sports, Pro Wrestling, Politics, and Phuturama, and other stuff that doesn't begin with P.
Real person with a fake name, or vice versa.
❤️❤️❤️ Mom 6/10/57 to 4/6/25
Success in life is measured by the type of person you are.
Real person with a fake name, or vice versa.
❤️❤️❤️ Mom 6/10/57 to 4/6/25
Success in life is measured by the type of person you are.
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Jesus Zoidberg
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
· Jan 25
Cowboys really are America's team, both are run by an old fool that surrounds himself with nepotistic and or sycophantic hires, each less qualified than the last.
No, I'm not named James.
In this week's Funbag: how to lose your virginity at 50. defector.com/the-real-hig...
February 14, 2026 at 6:16 PM
No, I'm not named James.
It was always going to be a xenophobic caricature. They used the tried old trope of the foreign heel yelling in a fire gn language. Maybe they originally thought they would be clever, but nobody in that company had the intelligence to book it.
Muhammad Hassan will always strike me as an interesting example because he was initially a more nuanced character with legitimate grievances before ultimately being reduced to a racist, xenophobic caricature.
Hassan was current events, but against wasn't pushing a paristan agenda really.
And I'm only talking about the canonical stuff on the show, obviously podcasts and the way HHH positions himself adjacent to the admin off camera is obvious, but it seems notable that they don't want that on screen.
And I'm only talking about the canonical stuff on the show, obviously podcasts and the way HHH positions himself adjacent to the admin off camera is obvious, but it seems notable that they don't want that on screen.
February 14, 2026 at 5:40 PM
It was always going to be a xenophobic caricature. They used the tried old trope of the foreign heel yelling in a fire gn language. Maybe they originally thought they would be clever, but nobody in that company had the intelligence to book it.
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the way that you can tell this true: Tom Brady is doing rehearsed, awkward WWE-style cosplay trash talking with Logan Paul to promote the event
Tom Brady says the March 21 flag football tournament in Saudi Arabia will be "real football" and "real competition."
Tom Brady on upcoming flag football event: "It's gonna be real football . . . real competition"
On March 21, a delegation led by Tom Brady will stage a flag-football tournament in Saudi Arabia.
www.nbcsports.com
February 14, 2026 at 5:31 PM
the way that you can tell this true: Tom Brady is doing rehearsed, awkward WWE-style cosplay trash talking with Logan Paul to promote the event
WWE has never really done politics:
February 14, 2026 at 5:19 PM
WWE has never really done politics:
Lindenwold, represent!
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Lindenwold, represent!
An absolute perfect match of player and team.
February 14, 2026 at 2:18 PM
An absolute perfect match of player and team.
Padres fans immediate reaction to the Casty signing
February 14, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Padres fans immediate reaction to the Casty signing
Perfect match.
@JonHeyman tweeted
Castellanos will be paid minimum on MLB deal with San Diego. Phils pay the rest. Agreed to.
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@JonHeyman Breaking: Nick Castellanos close to Padres deal
Castellanos will be paid minimum on MLB deal with San Diego. Phils pay the rest. Agreed to.
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@JonHeyman Breaking: Nick Castellanos close to Padres deal
February 14, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Perfect match.
You should see these steaks they're cooking on Rockford Files; Steak used to be better.
February 14, 2026 at 3:36 AM
You should see these steaks they're cooking on Rockford Files; Steak used to be better.
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Tyrese Maxey spent some time today at the NBA Crossover fan events. It was fun watching people notice “Is that Tyrese Maxey?!”
February 14, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Tyrese Maxey spent some time today at the NBA Crossover fan events. It was fun watching people notice “Is that Tyrese Maxey?!”
Some people shouldn't take Ozempic.
Woah! that's, like, actually a surprisingly big cameo for a TNA event (and i mean that sincerely)
February 14, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Some people shouldn't take Ozempic.
Can we please have a new idea, please!
Stephen Amell will headline the Baywatch reboot on NBC, portraying the son of David Hasselhoff’s iconic character. In the revival, he steps into the role of Baywatch Captain, continuing his father’s legacy.
(Source: Variety)
(Source: Variety)
February 14, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Can we please have a new idea, please!
I know it seems so silly, but a good mustard is a simple pleasure.
February 14, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I know it seems so silly, but a good mustard is a simple pleasure.
GOATED Mustard.
February 14, 2026 at 12:37 AM
GOATED Mustard.
Everyday I respect Woj more and more.
February 14, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Everyday I respect Woj more and more.
People used to be cool. I don't think they can be anymore.
February 14, 2026 at 12:05 AM
People used to be cool. I don't think they can be anymore.
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I don't know if you can remake Rockford Files, because nobody has any reference of Maverick.
February 13, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I don't know if you can remake Rockford Files, because nobody has any reference of Maverick.
Sorry Gavin Newsom
February 13, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Sorry Gavin Newsom
Nobody can.
James Garner's daughter has blessed David Boreanaz's casting in THE ROCKFORD FILES reboot.
"If anybody can do it, HE CAN!”
www.tvinsider.com/1245468/davi... #TheRockfordFiles #TVSky
"If anybody can do it, HE CAN!”
www.tvinsider.com/1245468/davi... #TheRockfordFiles #TVSky
'The Rockford Files': David Boreanaz Finds Next Role After 'SEAL Team' in NBC Reboot
The new series has thus far only been ordered as a pilot as Garner's daughter gives her blessings.
www.tvinsider.com
February 13, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Nobody can.
@ej-smith.bsky.social Good job hosting today.
February 13, 2026 at 10:45 PM
@ej-smith.bsky.social Good job hosting today.