Jesus Zoidberg
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
I talk Philly Sports, Pro Wrestling, Politics, and Phuturama, and other stuff that doesn't begin with P.
Real person with a fake name, or vice versa.
❤️❤️❤️ Mom 6/10/57 to 4/6/25
Success in life is measured by the type of person you are.
Real person with a fake name, or vice versa.
❤️❤️❤️ Mom 6/10/57 to 4/6/25
Success in life is measured by the type of person you are.
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Jesus Zoidberg
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
· Jan 25
Cowboys really are America's team, both are run by an old fool that surrounds himself with nepotistic and or sycophantic hires, each less qualified than the last.
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Let's start with housing — the problem is clear, rent is too high and home ownership is out of reach.
Today, I’m proud to announce the Building Up Illinois Developments (BUILD) Plan to lower housing costs by making it easier, faster, and more cost-effective to build homes here.
Today, I’m proud to announce the Building Up Illinois Developments (BUILD) Plan to lower housing costs by making it easier, faster, and more cost-effective to build homes here.
February 18, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Let's start with housing — the problem is clear, rent is too high and home ownership is out of reach.
Today, I’m proud to announce the Building Up Illinois Developments (BUILD) Plan to lower housing costs by making it easier, faster, and more cost-effective to build homes here.
Today, I’m proud to announce the Building Up Illinois Developments (BUILD) Plan to lower housing costs by making it easier, faster, and more cost-effective to build homes here.
John Cena is AI
February 18, 2026 at 6:57 PM
John Cena is AI
We are all AOC: Agents of Chaos.
February 18, 2026 at 6:43 PM
We are all AOC: Agents of Chaos.
Don't worry, baseball and the NFL free agency and draft season are coming, we will try to be more fun on this account.
February 18, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Don't worry, baseball and the NFL free agency and draft season are coming, we will try to be more fun on this account.
Anyway, what else is going on?
February 18, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Anyway, what else is going on?
People are personally mean to me when I post my stuff so BlueSky is worse than the place where you can find conspiracy theorists and Holocaust deniers in every post is a hell of a way to live.
February 18, 2026 at 5:44 PM
People are personally mean to me when I post my stuff so BlueSky is worse than the place where you can find conspiracy theorists and Holocaust deniers in every post is a hell of a way to live.
Done talking with Nick Timiraos, you tell him that X is run by a racist, has an AI that undresses girls, has had people tell you personally to jump in a oven, and he still is posting how mean everyone is, which I guess is the point. It's street cred.
February 18, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Done talking with Nick Timiraos, you tell him that X is run by a racist, has an AI that undresses girls, has had people tell you personally to jump in a oven, and he still is posting how mean everyone is, which I guess is the point. It's street cred.
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I guess the reason why they treat their supporters as gullible rubes is because it works. Scare the white people has always been a lucrative formula.
February 18, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I guess the reason why they treat their supporters as gullible rubes is because it works. Scare the white people has always been a lucrative formula.
Or relitigating 2020.
hey libs: one way to help your side win in 2028 would be to stop relitigating 2024 in the year of our lord 2026
February 18, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Or relitigating 2020.
Sorry, just got done paying for the Nasal Polyps they missed on me for years the other day.
February 18, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Sorry, just got done paying for the Nasal Polyps they missed on me for years the other day.
I thought all Canadians were nice???
February 18, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I thought all Canadians were nice???
See, that was easy.
February 18, 2026 at 5:23 PM
See, that was easy.
Nobody cares about your shit because it's shit. And I'm too old and miserable to beg people to post here. Either do or not. Don't come here and scold, and don't tell people who experienced that shit to calm down.
February 18, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Nobody cares about your shit because it's shit. And I'm too old and miserable to beg people to post here. Either do or not. Don't come here and scold, and don't tell people who experienced that shit to calm down.
Glad they used Pete Carroll for the sign.
Well played by the #Seahawks. I wouldn't care to go there either.
February 18, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Glad they used Pete Carroll for the sign.
Science bad, pseudo science good?
The Phillies are the first MLB team to use Hyperbaric Oxygen Therapy as part of a multi-year agreement with NexGen Hyperbaric.
A deep dive into the benefits:
A deep dive into the benefits:
Phillies become first MLB team to use Hyperbaric Oxygen Therapy
The Phillies are the first MLB team to use Hyperbaric Oxygen Therapy as part of a multi-year agreement with NexGen Hyperbaric.
www.nbcphiladelphia.com
February 18, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Science bad, pseudo science good?
It's funny because they call him the Fed Mouthpiece on the other site, but you know, he needs that Sally Jenkins payday.
February 18, 2026 at 3:36 PM
It's funny because they call him the Fed Mouthpiece on the other site, but you know, he needs that Sally Jenkins payday.
I still like many people who still post there, but I also understand that everyone has made a decision about what is OK to even tacitly endorse and what isn't and that's all I'm going to say about that.
February 18, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I still like many people who still post there, but I also understand that everyone has made a decision about what is OK to even tacitly endorse and what isn't and that's all I'm going to say about that.
People don't cross post here because it takes TIME and EFFORT, not because of some dogma.
February 18, 2026 at 3:19 PM
People don't cross post here because it takes TIME and EFFORT, not because of some dogma.
I said I'm not going to complain about the people posting on X, but don't come here and scold people because it's fucking easier for you to ignore the awful shit that goes on there.
February 18, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I said I'm not going to complain about the people posting on X, but don't come here and scold people because it's fucking easier for you to ignore the awful shit that goes on there.
Yeah it's much harder to speak in front on 100 people, 50 of who might disagree when you, then speaking in front of 10,000, because those disagreeable voices become anonymous in the crowd.
February 18, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Yeah it's much harder to speak in front on 100 people, 50 of who might disagree when you, then speaking in front of 10,000, because those disagreeable voices become anonymous in the crowd.
Yeah, life tends to be full of those decisions. Some of us actually have made them not to go on the Nazi Child Porn site because we need the endorphin hit from the views of Nazis and Bots.
February 18, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Yeah, life tends to be full of those decisions. Some of us actually have made them not to go on the Nazi Child Porn site because we need the endorphin hit from the views of Nazis and Bots.
KOC is taking care of everyone like he's at his nephew's baptism.
February 18, 2026 at 2:47 PM
KOC is taking care of everyone like he's at his nephew's baptism.
Don't you see, the world is burning
February 18, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Don't you see, the world is burning
We really need to bring back the insult turkey or turkeys.
February 18, 2026 at 1:49 PM
We really need to bring back the insult turkey or turkeys.