Jesus Zoidberg
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
I talk Philly Sports, Pro Wrestling, Politics, and Phuturama, and other stuff that doesn't begin with P.
Real person with a fake name, or vice versa.
❤️❤️❤️ Mom 6/10/57 to 4/6/25
Success in life is measured by the type of person you are.
Real person with a fake name, or vice versa.
❤️❤️❤️ Mom 6/10/57 to 4/6/25
Success in life is measured by the type of person you are.
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Jesus Zoidberg
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
· Jan 25
Cowboys really are America's team, both are run by an old fool that surrounds himself with nepotistic and or sycophantic hires, each less qualified than the last.
February 20, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Essentially the Sixers have to wait to 2028 to be relevant.
February 20, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Essentially the Sixers have to wait to 2028 to be relevant.
Don't worry, he's on the case!
February 20, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Don't worry, he's on the case!
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NBA tanking panic is funny because they wrote a CBA designed to stop paying veterans and now they’re scrambling when a bunch of teams tank for good rookies
February 19, 2026 at 11:19 PM
NBA tanking panic is funny because they wrote a CBA designed to stop paying veterans and now they’re scrambling when a bunch of teams tank for good rookies
If this backdoor pilot with Gossett and Hayes got picked up, it would have run longer than the Simpsons.
February 19, 2026 at 11:33 PM
If this backdoor pilot with Gossett and Hayes got picked up, it would have run longer than the Simpsons.
Humungous piece of shit.
February 19, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Humungous piece of shit.
It's OK not to agree with wrestling booking; it doesn't always have to be what I like, and I hope I'm wrong.
February 19, 2026 at 4:59 PM
It's OK not to agree with wrestling booking; it doesn't always have to be what I like, and I hope I'm wrong.
The Pirates 3B?
February 19, 2026 at 4:29 PM
The Pirates 3B?
Peanut Butter Chex
What’s a top tier cereal?
February 19, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Peanut Butter Chex
Way too early for crying.
February 19, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Way too early for crying.
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Just 18 days after the beloved writer's death, the venerable show found a way to pay animated tribute to McQuade.
Inside ‘The Simpsons’ last-minute addition of late writer Dan McQuade’s likeness to its Philadelphia episode
www.inquirer.com
February 19, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Just 18 days after the beloved writer's death, the venerable show found a way to pay animated tribute to McQuade.
Meanwhile, Britt Baker
a group of people are hugging each other in a dark room
ALT: a group of people are hugging each other in a dark room
media.tenor.com
February 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Meanwhile, Britt Baker
I hate the Cody stip for Hangman.
February 19, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I hate the Cody stip for Hangman.
As a worker, I tend to think Shawn Michaels is overrated. Not that he wasn't a great worker, but there were many better, and people got the wrong lessons from him.
February 19, 2026 at 12:20 AM
As a worker, I tend to think Shawn Michaels is overrated. Not that he wasn't a great worker, but there were many better, and people got the wrong lessons from him.
It's also notable that Rollins doesn't mention the guy he should be emulating as a wrestler, Randy Savage. But Randy Savage was great, and Rollins is a great ass kisser who gets to annoy the shit out of me on numerous platforms.
February 19, 2026 at 12:09 AM
It's also notable that Rollins doesn't mention the guy he should be emulating as a wrestler, Randy Savage. But Randy Savage was great, and Rollins is a great ass kisser who gets to annoy the shit out of me on numerous platforms.
And why the hell are you asking Seth Rollins who the Mt Rushmore of in ring performers is; that's like asking Chef Boyardee who the Mt Rushmore of Italian Cooking is.
February 19, 2026 at 12:05 AM
And why the hell are you asking Seth Rollins who the Mt Rushmore of in ring performers is; that's like asking Chef Boyardee who the Mt Rushmore of Italian Cooking is.
The list Rollins has is mostly fine except I don't believe he has ever had an independent thought in his head.
February 19, 2026 at 12:04 AM
The list Rollins has is mostly fine except I don't believe he has ever had an independent thought in his head.
The irony around all these WWE people who mentioned Eddie Guerrero as one of the greatest workers of all time is that his WWE wasn't really that great from a work standpoint and he had to load himself with so many roids to get a push he lost what made him special.
February 19, 2026 at 12:02 AM
The irony around all these WWE people who mentioned Eddie Guerrero as one of the greatest workers of all time is that his WWE wasn't really that great from a work standpoint and he had to load himself with so many roids to get a push he lost what made him special.
Make sure to mention Dusty Rhodes, an acceptable legend.
February 18, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Make sure to mention Dusty Rhodes, an acceptable legend.
He's Seth Rollins, the most annoying wrestler on the face of the earth. You expected anything less?
No Liger, Kobashi, or Misawa but fuck ass Shawn Michaels was the first name out of his mouth. Great.
February 18, 2026 at 11:57 PM
He's Seth Rollins, the most annoying wrestler on the face of the earth. You expected anything less?
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Sixers star center Joel Embiid is set to miss Philadelphia's first game after the All-Star break as he deals with right shin soreness.
metrophiladelphia.com/stories/joel...
metrophiladelphia.com/stories/joel...
Sixers injury update: Joel Embiid OUT vs Hawks with right shin soreness - Metro Philadephila
Sixers star center Joel Embiid is set to miss Philadelphia's first game after the All-Star break as he deals with right shin soreness.
metrophiladelphia.com
February 18, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Sixers star center Joel Embiid is set to miss Philadelphia's first game after the All-Star break as he deals with right shin soreness.
metrophiladelphia.com/stories/joel...
metrophiladelphia.com/stories/joel...