Jesus Zoidberg
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
I talk Philly Sports, Pro Wrestling, Politics, and Phuturama, and other stuff that doesn't begin with P.
Real person with a fake name, or vice versa.
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Success in life is measured by the type of person you are.
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❤️❤️❤️ Mom 6/10/57 to 4/6/25
Success in life is measured by the type of person you are.
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Jesus Zoidberg
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
· Jan 25
Cowboys really are America's team, both are run by an old fool that surrounds himself with nepotistic and or sycophantic hires, each less qualified than the last.
Brody King should win AEW National Championship on March 25.
February 15, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Brody King should win AEW National Championship on March 25.
Brody needs a good feud after this and not be sent down the card. That will be the key here.
February 15, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Brody needs a good feud after this and not be sent down the card. That will be the key here.
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Every now and then I get to be with my sister’s family, and I always watch the Eagles on those Sundays. My sister doesn’t care for sports, but she watches for a couple minutes at a time, and once remarked on Sirianni, “That’s the coach, right? He always looks hungover.”
February 15, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Every now and then I get to be with my sister’s family, and I always watch the Eagles on those Sundays. My sister doesn’t care for sports, but she watches for a couple minutes at a time, and once remarked on Sirianni, “That’s the coach, right? He always looks hungover.”
Sirianni in London??
Please be careful in London. I have spent 25 years there, but I have never heard a story as frightening as this one from today in which nothing at all happened.
February 15, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Sirianni in London??
Bryan Alvarez mad because he didn't understand why they shaved only one head after the match.
February 15, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Bryan Alvarez mad because he didn't understand why they shaved only one head after the match.
Mark Briscoe, from Southern Delaware, the Australia of America.
February 15, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Mark Briscoe, from Southern Delaware, the Australia of America.
It's been that year for Eagles fans.
February 15, 2026 at 2:37 AM
It's been that year for Eagles fans.
Eh, they just gave him the Delco, nothing he hasn't seen 100 times.
February 15, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Eh, they just gave him the Delco, nothing he hasn't seen 100 times.
Mox corpsing
a woman standing in front of a screen that says send for the man
ALT: a woman standing in front of a screen that says send for the man
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Mox corpsing
I remember when men didn't want to sell for the women.
February 15, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I remember when men didn't want to sell for the women.
I'm sure the 5'8" wrestler will fit much better in WWE.
February 15, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I'm sure the 5'8" wrestler will fit much better in WWE.
The initial promo when he came back was ass, but he certainly isn't the problem people make him out to be; and he certainly isn't a WWE style wrestler. If you don't like his rap, fine, but let's be real here.
February 15, 2026 at 2:15 AM
The initial promo when he came back was ass, but he certainly isn't the problem people make him out to be; and he certainly isn't a WWE style wrestler. If you don't like his rap, fine, but let's be real here.
Sorry, maybe the most AEW coded wrestler is MJF, as much as people think he yucks up their yum.
February 15, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Sorry, maybe the most AEW coded wrestler is MJF, as much as people think he yucks up their yum.
It's interesting to talk to people who irrationally hate MJF to the point where they think if he signed with the WWE that they would book him near the main event.
February 15, 2026 at 2:11 AM
It's interesting to talk to people who irrationally hate MJF to the point where they think if he signed with the WWE that they would book him near the main event.
Not to take away from the talent it takes to do this, but how about some monster dunks instead of this trickery nonsense.
Yes, we've never seen someone jump over a person before.
February 15, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Not to take away from the talent it takes to do this, but how about some monster dunks instead of this trickery nonsense.
Yes, we've never seen someone jump over a person before.
February 15, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Yes, we've never seen someone jump over a person before.
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I'm watching The Rip. Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are approximately the ages William Holden and Art Carney were when they made The Towering Inferno and Harry and Tonto.
February 15, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I'm watching The Rip. Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are approximately the ages William Holden and Art Carney were when they made The Towering Inferno and Harry and Tonto.
Kristie Alley and Shelly Long should not be on the same cover.
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February 15, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Kristie Alley and Shelly Long should not be on the same cover.
Guys who were red hot 3 years before an election, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama. Everyone heard of those guys.
Every primary poll so far is like 90% “who have you even heard of?“ If you put Spider-Man as an option, he‘d blow everyone else out of the water cuz voters would be like “Hey, I know who that is!”
February 15, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Guys who were red hot 3 years before an election, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama. Everyone heard of those guys.
I don't know who this fella is, but I've seen more posts from the NBA promoting him than the actual players.
February 14, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I don't know who this fella is, but I've seen more posts from the NBA promoting him than the actual players.
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Brian Fitzpatrick tries to come off as a “Moderate”. His signs often include the word Independent.. how convenient if ppl aren’t paying attention.
I’m voting for Dem Bob Harvie .. enough of this nonsense..
As always thank you
@buckscountybeacon.com for reporting REAL NEWS.
I’m voting for Dem Bob Harvie .. enough of this nonsense..
As always thank you
@buckscountybeacon.com for reporting REAL NEWS.
February 13, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Brian Fitzpatrick tries to come off as a “Moderate”. His signs often include the word Independent.. how convenient if ppl aren’t paying attention.
I’m voting for Dem Bob Harvie .. enough of this nonsense..
As always thank you
@buckscountybeacon.com for reporting REAL NEWS.
I’m voting for Dem Bob Harvie .. enough of this nonsense..
As always thank you
@buckscountybeacon.com for reporting REAL NEWS.
NBA or Rockford Files with Cleavon Little? Doesn't seem like much of a contest, does it?
February 14, 2026 at 11:23 PM
NBA or Rockford Files with Cleavon Little? Doesn't seem like much of a contest, does it?