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Ranch Devereaux
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2 tits, 1 brain cell, 0 personality.
SF
Pinned
Riding him regular cowgirl so I can take his hand and place it over my heart while I sing the Whitney Houston version of the star spangled banner
Butt looked big idk
January 3, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Straight men would knock their own mother out of the way to get a bench press I swear to god
January 3, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Monday ass month
January 3, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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Not Dry Skin January.
😂
Dry Skin January
January 2, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I, too, am doing Dry January. Dry Cough January.
January 2, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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Goals
New year, new me (I’m dumber)
January 2, 2026 at 2:54 AM
This is neither a good nor a bad thing - it’s just a thing - but I am feeling thicky thicc thickerton lately
January 1, 2026 at 4:52 PM
New year, new me (I’m dumber)
January 1, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Since I won’t be awake to wish all you interweb boofrandz a happy new year, would you be okay with a happy nude year instead 😏
January 1, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I may be odd and weird and gay and full of mental illness, but at least I’m not someone who *likes* going out on New Year’s Eve
December 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Me every year.
Out: new years resolutioning

In: new years dissociating
December 31, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Definitely me this year
Out: new years resolutioning

In: new years dissociating
December 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Oh we're REALLY good at that
Out: new years resolutioning

In: new years dissociating
December 31, 2025 at 4:49 PM
What day is it????
December 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Out: new years resolutioning

In: new years dissociating
December 31, 2025 at 2:22 PM
No one asked and I’m sure no one cares, but here are my top 10 albums of 2025 because I’m nothing if not a pop fag

1:
December 31, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Nothing on this earth that I could care less about than a “documentary” about a predator made by his nepo babies
December 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Your New Year’s resolution is to touch my tits more 🤗
December 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
“You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet”
December 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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☠️ 😂 ☠️
Riding him regular cowgirl so I can take his hand and place it over my heart while I sing the Whitney Houston version of the star spangled banner
December 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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“If you are to be loved, you must hide the truth about yourself and work at being lovable.”

Still very much de vigueur.
Millennial gay men don’t need therapy anymore - they have Heated Rivalry
December 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Same. Except the Fergie version.
Riding him regular cowgirl so I can take his hand and place it over my heart while I sing the Whitney Houston version of the star spangled banner
December 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Lets go back to sleep
December 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Riding him regular cowgirl so I can take his hand and place it over my heart while I sing the Whitney Houston version of the star spangled banner
December 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Millennial gay men don’t need therapy anymore - they have Heated Rivalry
December 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM