Ranch Devereaux
@thejacko.bsky.social
2 tits, 1 brain cell, 0 personality.
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Lube? I told you I’m doing Dry January.
The sports must be sportsing because I’m seeing lots of reaction skeets from people and I have generally no clue what they’re referencing
January 19, 2026 at 2:42 AM
The sports must be sportsing because I’m seeing lots of reaction skeets from people and I have generally no clue what they’re referencing
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LOL!!!! Get! Em! 🥂
People actively on X but still calling it Twitter like that makes it okay. Sure, Jan.
January 18, 2026 at 9:44 PM
LOL!!!! Get! Em! 🥂
People actively on X but still calling it Twitter like that makes it okay. Sure, Jan.
January 18, 2026 at 9:40 PM
People actively on X but still calling it Twitter like that makes it okay. Sure, Jan.
Sunday is a good day to spend Donald Ducking
January 18, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Sunday is a good day to spend Donald Ducking
Going on Facebook and seeing a bunch of people posting “Happy Birthday! Enjoy your day!” to a dead person’s timeline feels so bleak. And on brand.
January 18, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Going on Facebook and seeing a bunch of people posting “Happy Birthday! Enjoy your day!” to a dead person’s timeline feels so bleak. And on brand.
Hi if someone could teach me how to stop eating that would be splendid kthx
January 18, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Hi if someone could teach me how to stop eating that would be splendid kthx
🚨Life update🚨
still fucking pissed that Demi didn’t win best Actress
still fucking pissed that Demi didn’t win best Actress
January 17, 2026 at 9:59 PM
🚨Life update🚨
still fucking pissed that Demi didn’t win best Actress
still fucking pissed that Demi didn’t win best Actress
Big arms, tiny noggin.
January 17, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Big arms, tiny noggin.
Are You Dead?
Ma’am, that is between me and my intrusive thoughts, not an app. Nosey!
Ma’am, that is between me and my intrusive thoughts, not an app. Nosey!
January 17, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Are You Dead?
Ma’am, that is between me and my intrusive thoughts, not an app. Nosey!
Ma’am, that is between me and my intrusive thoughts, not an app. Nosey!
Every time they do a closeup of Michael Rapaport on The Traitors
January 17, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Every time they do a closeup of Michael Rapaport on The Traitors
It’s called cineMA, not cinePA! I’m not seeing a movie about a man!!!!
January 16, 2026 at 7:46 PM
It’s called cineMA, not cinePA! I’m not seeing a movie about a man!!!!
Bootleg IG stories to Bsky is my speciality
January 16, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Bootleg IG stories to Bsky is my speciality
Hey babe are you a showgirl because I want you to get to NOMI
January 16, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Hey babe are you a showgirl because I want you to get to NOMI
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Cutting calories by telling the sniffy hookup that i *don't* swallow.
Cutting calories but telling everyone I’m microdosing food
January 16, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Cutting calories by telling the sniffy hookup that i *don't* swallow.
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Saying this from now on.
Cutting calories but telling everyone I’m microdosing food
January 15, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Saying this from now on.
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Gwyneth Paltrow, probably:
Cutting calories but telling everyone I’m microdosing food
January 15, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Gwyneth Paltrow, probably:
Cutting calories but telling everyone I’m microdosing food
January 15, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Cutting calories but telling everyone I’m microdosing food
Have some hope, today is a new day (you could still die)
January 15, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Have some hope, today is a new day (you could still die)
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LOVED this movie and the 2nd one!
I am almost positive the repeated viewing of this movie as a child caused me some sort of brain damage
January 15, 2026 at 2:07 AM
LOVED this movie and the 2nd one!
I am almost positive the repeated viewing of this movie as a child caused me some sort of brain damage
January 15, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I am almost positive the repeated viewing of this movie as a child caused me some sort of brain damage
Sometimes I wonder like how big would my tits be if I were born genetically female?
January 14, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Sometimes I wonder like how big would my tits be if I were born genetically female?
What kind of nutritional deficiency must I have that I’m craving a diet mtn dew at 8 in the morning 🥴
January 14, 2026 at 4:09 PM
What kind of nutritional deficiency must I have that I’m craving a diet mtn dew at 8 in the morning 🥴
Pleased to announce
TheGayGuyAward™️ Show
with categories such as:
Best Actress
Best Supporting Actress to the Best Actress
Best Actress that has to deal with an insufferable spouse (on screen)
Best Actress that has to deal with an insufferable spouse (real life)
TheGayGuyAward™️ Show
with categories such as:
Best Actress
Best Supporting Actress to the Best Actress
Best Actress that has to deal with an insufferable spouse (on screen)
Best Actress that has to deal with an insufferable spouse (real life)
January 13, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Pleased to announce
TheGayGuyAward™️ Show
with categories such as:
Best Actress
Best Supporting Actress to the Best Actress
Best Actress that has to deal with an insufferable spouse (on screen)
Best Actress that has to deal with an insufferable spouse (real life)
TheGayGuyAward™️ Show
with categories such as:
Best Actress
Best Supporting Actress to the Best Actress
Best Actress that has to deal with an insufferable spouse (on screen)
Best Actress that has to deal with an insufferable spouse (real life)
Water wet, sky blue, etc etc etc
January 13, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Water wet, sky blue, etc etc etc