Ranch Devereaux
@thejacko.bsky.social
2 tits, 1 brain cell, 0 personality.
SF
SF
Me whenever I see one
November 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Me whenever I see one
Ordered from most superior to most basic (don’t get it twisted, though, I will not turn any of these down)
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Ordered from most superior to most basic (don’t get it twisted, though, I will not turn any of these down)
My god this is so laughable. I only have two brain cells and even I can tell how obvious this play is like my goodness they are truly the dumbest of the dumb.
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My god this is so laughable. I only have two brain cells and even I can tell how obvious this play is like my goodness they are truly the dumbest of the dumb.
Ever wonder what hair dye from the dollar store looks like? Well wonder no more, toots. (Technically I paid $1.25 but who’s counting)
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Ever wonder what hair dye from the dollar store looks like? Well wonder no more, toots. (Technically I paid $1.25 but who’s counting)
I cannot say enough good things about this! Amazing how much more I enjoy a show when the main characters are women.
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I cannot say enough good things about this! Amazing how much more I enjoy a show when the main characters are women.
cc: Cortez Masto, Fetterman, Durbin, Hassan, Kaine, King, Rosen, and Shaheen
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
cc: Cortez Masto, Fetterman, Durbin, Hassan, Kaine, King, Rosen, and Shaheen
I know it’s only November 9th, but I will not apologize for being a falalafag
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I know it’s only November 9th, but I will not apologize for being a falalafag
Here I am with a banana
November 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Here I am with a banana
Y’all know I am short. Like short short. But did you know I am actually only the height of a Champagne bottle? 🍾 🌈 💫 🐁
November 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Y’all know I am short. Like short short. But did you know I am actually only the height of a Champagne bottle? 🍾 🌈 💫 🐁
Caturday meowning
November 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Caturday meowning
Shirts are just snack holders
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Shirts are just snack holders
Me logging onto Facebook for one reason and one reason only
November 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Me logging onto Facebook for one reason and one reason only
Actually, it is somewhat easy being green 🤷🏼♂️
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Actually, it is somewhat easy being green 🤷🏼♂️
How kids on vacation stand when their mom says “let’s get a nice one for Grandma”
November 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
How kids on vacation stand when their mom says “let’s get a nice one for Grandma”
I’m not a spiritual person but I truly hope this happened to Dick Cheney yesterday, but with a voting machine based in Brooklyn
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I’m not a spiritual person but I truly hope this happened to Dick Cheney yesterday, but with a voting machine based in Brooklyn
Groceries too expensive?
November 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Groceries too expensive?