Ranch Devereaux
@thejacko.bsky.social
2 tits, 1 brain cell, 0 personality.
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If you ever, as a child, pretended to smoke a pretzel rod like a cigarette, you’re def gay now
My god this is so laughable. I only have two brain cells and even I can tell how obvious this play is like my goodness they are truly the dumbest of the dumb.
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My god this is so laughable. I only have two brain cells and even I can tell how obvious this play is like my goodness they are truly the dumbest of the dumb.
There are no bad ideas in a brainstorm except for this one, which was suggested by someone at a conference I went to who wanted to put on a concert to raise money for cancer research and call it a…Cancert 😬
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
There are no bad ideas in a brainstorm except for this one, which was suggested by someone at a conference I went to who wanted to put on a concert to raise money for cancer research and call it a…Cancert 😬
Ever wonder what hair dye from the dollar store looks like? Well wonder no more, toots. (Technically I paid $1.25 but who’s counting)
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Ever wonder what hair dye from the dollar store looks like? Well wonder no more, toots. (Technically I paid $1.25 but who’s counting)
I said to many people that I would give my left tit for a remix of Raye’s WHERE IS MY HUSBAND! and apparently it’s coming tomorrow so now whom do I have to give my left tit to????
November 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I said to many people that I would give my left tit for a remix of Raye’s WHERE IS MY HUSBAND! and apparently it’s coming tomorrow so now whom do I have to give my left tit to????
You should always judge a book by its cover. Like, look at a bible. Basic. Boring AF.
November 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
You should always judge a book by its cover. Like, look at a bible. Basic. Boring AF.
The sky is blue.
Water is wet.
Donald Trump killed Jeff Ep.
Water is wet.
Donald Trump killed Jeff Ep.
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The sky is blue.
Water is wet.
Donald Trump killed Jeff Ep.
Water is wet.
Donald Trump killed Jeff Ep.
I cannot say enough good things about this! Amazing how much more I enjoy a show when the main characters are women.
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I cannot say enough good things about this! Amazing how much more I enjoy a show when the main characters are women.
🎶Doooooooon’t stop belieeeeevin🎶
Okay well I never started so now what
Okay well I never started so now what
November 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
🎶Doooooooon’t stop belieeeeevin🎶
Okay well I never started so now what
Okay well I never started so now what
Nice try! Your email can’t find me because I am dead.
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Nice try! Your email can’t find me because I am dead.
“Oh, man, your vibe is really off I think I’m gonna have to remove myself from this negative space” me when I’m around toddlers
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
“Oh, man, your vibe is really off I think I’m gonna have to remove myself from this negative space” me when I’m around toddlers
Sorry to my dead mother, but this ornament of Pope John Paul II is going into the trash bc fuck that guy
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Sorry to my dead mother, but this ornament of Pope John Paul II is going into the trash bc fuck that guy
cc: Cortez Masto, Fetterman, Durbin, Hassan, Kaine, King, Rosen, and Shaheen
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
cc: Cortez Masto, Fetterman, Durbin, Hassan, Kaine, King, Rosen, and Shaheen
More like Vote Blue No Matter Poo, amiritefolx
November 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
More like Vote Blue No Matter Poo, amiritefolx
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Suddenly feeling… handsy. 👐
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Suddenly feeling… handsy. 👐
The Senate, which stems from the Latin root word, Sena, meaning butthole of disappointment.
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The Senate, which stems from the Latin root word, Sena, meaning butthole of disappointment.
I know it’s only November 9th, but I will not apologize for being a falalafag
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I know it’s only November 9th, but I will not apologize for being a falalafag
“I didn’t come here to make friends!!!” I scream storming the buffet line with Tupperware
November 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
“I didn’t come here to make friends!!!” I scream storming the buffet line with Tupperware
Man, I don’t think I love anything in life as much as grandmas on Facebook love commenting “beautiful family” under pictures
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Man, I don’t think I love anything in life as much as grandmas on Facebook love commenting “beautiful family” under pictures
One thing about me is that if I see you struggling to take a selfie of you and your friends, I will 1000% offer to take the picture for you
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
One thing about me is that if I see you struggling to take a selfie of you and your friends, I will 1000% offer to take the picture for you
Y’all know I am short. Like short short. But did you know I am actually only the height of a Champagne bottle? 🍾 🌈 💫 🐁
November 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Y’all know I am short. Like short short. But did you know I am actually only the height of a Champagne bottle? 🍾 🌈 💫 🐁
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Just because I like to smell what's cooking doesn't mean I'm stirring the pot, and just because I stir the pot doesn't mean I put the ingredients in there. 🤷🏻
As a VeryNoseyPerson™️, I absolutely love when friends overshare on the socials. Yeah, baby, talk about your messy divorce. Post about getting fired. Tell us about your daily commute on the struggle bus that is your life. Share those cringey affirmations you perform into the mirror every morning.
November 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Just because I like to smell what's cooking doesn't mean I'm stirring the pot, and just because I stir the pot doesn't mean I put the ingredients in there. 🤷🏻
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Nut allergies are no joke.
My partner paid $9 for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich I’m gonna be ill
November 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Nut allergies are no joke.