Jesus Zoidberg
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
It's getting to the point where I'm no fun anymore. I am sorry.
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Jesus Zoidberg
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
· Jan 25
Cowboys really are America's team, both are run by an old fool that surrounds himself with nepotistic and or sycophantic hires, each less qualified than the last.
Watching every Eagles game
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Watching every Eagles game
Nick Sirianni is Homer Simpson, it's now head cannon.
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Nick Sirianni is Homer Simpson, it's now head cannon.
His son owns a factory and he is having lobsters for dinner!
sirianni is now the third most-winningest coach in Eagles history. He's only behind Greasy Neale and Andy, and has a miniscule shot of tying Neale this season.
my theory is Sirianni is trying to get fired so he can coach the Titans
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
His son owns a factory and he is having lobsters for dinner!
I've made my peace with AJ being gone next year. It sucks, but it is what it is.
Jason Avant made a good point on post game. As comb as that last eagles play was if AJ makes a little effort towards that ball he gets an easy PI
He just kind of gave up on it.
He just kind of gave up on it.
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I've made my peace with AJ being gone next year. It sucks, but it is what it is.
Sometime I used to tell my mother. I'd say I'd wait all week for this to start, and then spend the next 2 hours and 45 minutes counting down until it was over if they got an early lead.
I love that the players are wired like that but I find it bizarre some fans can’t enjoy the wins. There is literally nothing we can do to fix it as fans, enjoy the results! It’s not our job to run the offense
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Sometime I used to tell my mother. I'd say I'd wait all week for this to start, and then spend the next 2 hours and 45 minutes counting down until it was over if they got an early lead.
Whatever the complaints, the schedule is tough, and a win is a win.
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Whatever the complaints, the schedule is tough, and a win is a win.
The Standard is the Standard, unfortunately.
I wish people had a little more fun watching the Eagles. Feels like 80% of the posts are of people raging out which is a bummer. They won a Super Bowl last year, it’s fine, we’re set for at least another 15 years. I dunno, I guess I can be guilty of this too but I don’t want to be
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
The Standard is the Standard, unfortunately.
NOW THIS GUY KNOWS BALL!
Jordan Love pressured on 40.5% of his dropbacks vs the #Eagles (per NextGenStats)
Was just 3-for-12 for 21 yards and was sacked 3x when pressured
Was just 3-for-12 for 21 yards and was sacked 3x when pressured
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
NOW THIS GUY KNOWS BALL!
Seriously, Nick Sirianni
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Seriously, Nick Sirianni
This is me playing those Jordan Love stans head like a bongo.
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
This is me playing those Jordan Love stans head like a bongo.
There must be some analytics that says not to throw down with Philly sports fans on BlueSky.
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
There must be some analytics that says not to throw down with Philly sports fans on BlueSky.
You must be young.
I’ve never hated a win more
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
You must be young.
See, I was right, he hit the ball.
I'm behind, but there is no way he misses this.
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
See, I was right, he hit the ball.
I'm behind, but there is no way he misses this.
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I'm behind, but there is no way he misses this.
Speaking of analytics, how are the Commies doing?
Eagles will now be 6-1 in one-score games.
As we know from the Kansas City Chiefs of the last two years, success in one-score games is incredibly consistent over time.
(I kid. They did make the big plays when it counted tonight.)
As we know from the Kansas City Chiefs of the last two years, success in one-score games is incredibly consistent over time.
(I kid. They did make the big plays when it counted tonight.)
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Speaking of analytics, how are the Commies doing?
It's called the first touching rule. If the kicking team touches the ball, the returning team can pick it up and try to return it, and take the better of the result.
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
It's called the first touching rule. If the kicking team touches the ball, the returning team can pick it up and try to return it, and take the better of the result.
Xavier Gipson knows the rules.
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Xavier Gipson knows the rules.
Heady play by Gibson there.
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Heady play by Gibson there.
I think Jalen wants an offense where everyone he trusts can eat, I think Sirianni wants an offense that doesn't make mistakes and is risk adverse, I think the WRs want an offense where they can be given a chance to make plays.
I really like Jalen Hurts. I think if he had an OC with any consistency, this team is probably undefeated right now?
Changing offensive coordinators every season really is THE BEST.
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I think Jalen wants an offense where everyone he trusts can eat, I think Sirianni wants an offense that doesn't make mistakes and is risk adverse, I think the WRs want an offense where they can be given a chance to make plays.
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3rd-and-12 run in a scoreless game when you have AJ Brown and DeVonta Smith and are already in FG range is flat-out garbanzo beans.
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
3rd-and-12 run in a scoreless game when you have AJ Brown and DeVonta Smith and are already in FG range is flat-out garbanzo beans.
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Nick Sirianni's pathological addiction to running on third and long is so strange
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Nick Sirianni's pathological addiction to running on third and long is so strange