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SURPRISE: last night, while intoxicated, I wrote this insane article draft. I am publishing it for the world to see. only on LaserChronicles: GRADING THE OLYMPIC MASCOTS: open.substack.com/pub/laserdyk...
Grading the Olympic Mascots
Last night, while intoxicated, I wrote this draft. Here it is for the world to see.
open.substack.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:35 PM
SURPRISE: last night, while intoxicated, I wrote this insane article draft. I am publishing it for the world to see. only on LaserChronicles: GRADING THE OLYMPIC MASCOTS: open.substack.com/pub/laserdyk...
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They should do this with LeBron
February 11, 2026 at 4:18 PM
They should do this with LeBron
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won’t someone think of the poor fans of the fourteenth best-supported team in Los Angeles? We can’t have them threatening to leave to become the seventeenth best-supported team in New York! That would ruin the game!
February 11, 2026 at 4:08 PM
won’t someone think of the poor fans of the fourteenth best-supported team in Los Angeles? We can’t have them threatening to leave to become the seventeenth best-supported team in New York! That would ruin the game!
after what happened to NBC 20 years ago no network is gonna go without bidding for at least some NFL games, so expect to see MLB and the NHL relegated to, like. public access
February 11, 2026 at 5:13 AM
after what happened to NBC 20 years ago no network is gonna go without bidding for at least some NFL games, so expect to see MLB and the NHL relegated to, like. public access
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breaking news: senator mitch mcconnell remains in hospital
February 10, 2026 at 9:19 PM
breaking news: senator mitch mcconnell remains in hospital
legendary thrift pull
February 10, 2026 at 9:19 PM
legendary thrift pull
acquired yesterday for the extremely agreeable price of free: holy shit, it’s a PowerBook 520c. it’s a very nice example of a very nice model of a family of laptop i have been searching for for *years*! even has fully upgraded RAM!
no PSU, but that’s what the bench PSU is for.
look at this guy!
no PSU, but that’s what the bench PSU is for.
look at this guy!
February 10, 2026 at 7:22 PM
acquired yesterday for the extremely agreeable price of free: holy shit, it’s a PowerBook 520c. it’s a very nice example of a very nice model of a family of laptop i have been searching for for *years*! even has fully upgraded RAM!
no PSU, but that’s what the bench PSU is for.
look at this guy!
no PSU, but that’s what the bench PSU is for.
look at this guy!
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Who are you… You must help me, please… Bring me the salmon treats… I can't… I can't see you… hear me… I need the salmon treats, you must bring me the salmon treats… Please bring … beg of you, bring the treats… Help me… I am Babka… Given up long ago… There is one thing I need to be rescued… You must…
February 9, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Who are you… You must help me, please… Bring me the salmon treats… I can't… I can't see you… hear me… I need the salmon treats, you must bring me the salmon treats… Please bring … beg of you, bring the treats… Help me… I am Babka… Given up long ago… There is one thing I need to be rescued… You must…
“any attempts to actively regulate speeding would be pro-ICE” is possibly THE bluesky post of all time
No it wouldn't lol
I feel obligated to point out that if cars worked this way, the same tech would also enable Cops/ICE/etc. to stop any car they wanted remotely, to say nothing of a potentially malicious hacker.
I get the sentiment but this is a terrible idea.
I get the sentiment but this is a terrible idea.
February 9, 2026 at 6:46 PM
“any attempts to actively regulate speeding would be pro-ICE” is possibly THE bluesky post of all time
fwiw, i absolutely would’ve paid $3 alone for “rural western pennsylvania centric film about being transmasculine (2008, DVD, 72 minutes)”, so, everything else on top of that is just a bonus
February 9, 2026 at 5:25 PM
fwiw, i absolutely would’ve paid $3 alone for “rural western pennsylvania centric film about being transmasculine (2008, DVD, 72 minutes)”, so, everything else on top of that is just a bonus
it is 11:22am
- final rent payment made, information received and transmitted about moving out 3 weeks early
- doctors appointment SCHEDULED
- girlfriend package MAILED
- tax returns MAILED
- birth certificate change paperwork PRINTED, FILLED, COLLATED, NOTARIZED, MONEY ORDERED, and MAILED
- final rent payment made, information received and transmitted about moving out 3 weeks early
- doctors appointment SCHEDULED
- girlfriend package MAILED
- tax returns MAILED
- birth certificate change paperwork PRINTED, FILLED, COLLATED, NOTARIZED, MONEY ORDERED, and MAILED
currently aiming to have the most productive morning in human history. stay tuned
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 PM
it is 11:22am
- final rent payment made, information received and transmitted about moving out 3 weeks early
- doctors appointment SCHEDULED
- girlfriend package MAILED
- tax returns MAILED
- birth certificate change paperwork PRINTED, FILLED, COLLATED, NOTARIZED, MONEY ORDERED, and MAILED
- final rent payment made, information received and transmitted about moving out 3 weeks early
- doctors appointment SCHEDULED
- girlfriend package MAILED
- tax returns MAILED
- birth certificate change paperwork PRINTED, FILLED, COLLATED, NOTARIZED, MONEY ORDERED, and MAILED
currently aiming to have the most productive morning in human history. stay tuned
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 PM
currently aiming to have the most productive morning in human history. stay tuned
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i’m very glad someone happened to pay me money they owed me because i forgot i was absolutely committed to seeing a film today
February 9, 2026 at 4:31 AM
i’m very glad someone happened to pay me money they owed me because i forgot i was absolutely committed to seeing a film today
i’m very glad someone happened to pay me money they owed me because i forgot i was absolutely committed to seeing a film today
February 9, 2026 at 4:31 AM
i’m very glad someone happened to pay me money they owed me because i forgot i was absolutely committed to seeing a film today
cars i can get “value” wiper blades for at my walmart:
- 2012 Fisker Karma
- 1988 Lada Samara
- 2011 Think City
- 2005 Ssangyong Rexton (never sold in the US)
- 02-06 Saleen S7 (<100 built)
- 2020 Lordstown Endurance (<10 built)
cars i have to buy the expensive wipers for:
- my fucking Mitsubishi
- 2012 Fisker Karma
- 1988 Lada Samara
- 2011 Think City
- 2005 Ssangyong Rexton (never sold in the US)
- 02-06 Saleen S7 (<100 built)
- 2020 Lordstown Endurance (<10 built)
cars i have to buy the expensive wipers for:
- my fucking Mitsubishi
February 8, 2026 at 9:43 PM
cars i can get “value” wiper blades for at my walmart:
- 2012 Fisker Karma
- 1988 Lada Samara
- 2011 Think City
- 2005 Ssangyong Rexton (never sold in the US)
- 02-06 Saleen S7 (<100 built)
- 2020 Lordstown Endurance (<10 built)
cars i have to buy the expensive wipers for:
- my fucking Mitsubishi
- 2012 Fisker Karma
- 1988 Lada Samara
- 2011 Think City
- 2005 Ssangyong Rexton (never sold in the US)
- 02-06 Saleen S7 (<100 built)
- 2020 Lordstown Endurance (<10 built)
cars i have to buy the expensive wipers for:
- my fucking Mitsubishi
they call this true love (no, really)
anyways send me texts on this thing so i can struggle to reply with predictive T9 (or just call)
(206) 335-3411
anyways send me texts on this thing so i can struggle to reply with predictive T9 (or just call)
(206) 335-3411
February 8, 2026 at 7:56 PM
they call this true love (no, really)
anyways send me texts on this thing so i can struggle to reply with predictive T9 (or just call)
(206) 335-3411
anyways send me texts on this thing so i can struggle to reply with predictive T9 (or just call)
(206) 335-3411
@selectric.space trying to convince me to grab a $12 eBay Palm Treo:
February 8, 2026 at 7:52 PM
@selectric.space trying to convince me to grab a $12 eBay Palm Treo:
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The Super Bowl and the Olympics are a major test of my commitment to this app, no real discourse or discussion. The official ESPN account here hasn't posted in like two weeks.
February 8, 2026 at 7:27 PM
The Super Bowl and the Olympics are a major test of my commitment to this app, no real discourse or discussion. The official ESPN account here hasn't posted in like two weeks.
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my wife did my estrogen injection for me as I laid on the hood of a 90s Volvo parked at the abandoned nuclear power plant
February 8, 2026 at 5:28 AM
my wife did my estrogen injection for me as I laid on the hood of a 90s Volvo parked at the abandoned nuclear power plant
oh my g-d dude LOOK
February 7, 2026 at 11:25 PM
oh my g-d dude LOOK
you guys are never gonna guess what i dug out of storage
February 7, 2026 at 10:09 PM
you guys are never gonna guess what i dug out of storage
my girlfriends are trying to bully me into doing an Over 9000 meme, which i’d normally be in favor of, but unfortunately, that meme wasn’t even funny in 2008.
in any case: jesus christ, thank you all so much
in any case: jesus christ, thank you all so much
hi! i’m maya ventura. you probably know me from WTYPpod, or the bots, or the Pebble apps, or whatever.
i’m also trans in rural america, & boy, is that untenable.
i need out, & i have a now-or-never opportunity.
i’m asking for your help in affording it, if you can.
thank you.
gofund.me/dc160a843
i’m also trans in rural america, & boy, is that untenable.
i need out, & i have a now-or-never opportunity.
i’m asking for your help in affording it, if you can.
thank you.
gofund.me/dc160a843
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February 7, 2026 at 8:40 PM
my girlfriends are trying to bully me into doing an Over 9000 meme, which i’d normally be in favor of, but unfortunately, that meme wasn’t even funny in 2008.
in any case: jesus christ, thank you all so much
in any case: jesus christ, thank you all so much
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mail’s cold
February 6, 2026 at 8:50 PM
mail’s cold
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you're reminding me of the time i used a heat gun to toast a hoagie roll, microwaved up some ready-made meatballs, and then used the heatgun again to melt the cheese nice and crispy after assembling said meatball sub lmao
February 7, 2026 at 4:40 AM
you're reminding me of the time i used a heat gun to toast a hoagie roll, microwaved up some ready-made meatballs, and then used the heatgun again to melt the cheese nice and crispy after assembling said meatball sub lmao