Mike
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new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
few feelings of dread like seeing “[exhausting coworker] is typing…” in a teams chat for what feels like minutes at a time
February 10, 2026 at 5:19 PM
few feelings of dread like seeing “[exhausting coworker] is typing…” in a teams chat for what feels like minutes at a time
Next thing I want to hear from elected Democrats is what they’re going to do with all of these buildings once they’re back in the majority. “A bunch of big ass parking lots” is the starting point.
where ICE is going next: a school near you! www.wired.com/story/ice-ex...
February 10, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Next thing I want to hear from elected Democrats is what they’re going to do with all of these buildings once they’re back in the majority. “A bunch of big ass parking lots” is the starting point.
Yeah I bet you counted a couple extra times huh
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Yeah I bet you counted a couple extra times huh
Q: Mr. Speaker, why are such a huge bitch about literally everything?
MIKE JOHNSON: I have not seen that, this is the first I’m hearing about that so I can’t comment. But the president is very handsome and I think we should all be grateful for that.
MIKE JOHNSON: I have not seen that, this is the first I’m hearing about that so I can’t comment. But the president is very handsome and I think we should all be grateful for that.
Q: The rule today would block anti-tariff votes in the future. What's the reasoning for that?
MIKE JOHNSON: The president's trade policies have been a great benefit to the country. It's undisputed. I think the sentiment is we allow a bit more runway for this to be worked out.
MIKE JOHNSON: The president's trade policies have been a great benefit to the country. It's undisputed. I think the sentiment is we allow a bit more runway for this to be worked out.
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Q: Mr. Speaker, why are such a huge bitch about literally everything?
MIKE JOHNSON: I have not seen that, this is the first I’m hearing about that so I can’t comment. But the president is very handsome and I think we should all be grateful for that.
MIKE JOHNSON: I have not seen that, this is the first I’m hearing about that so I can’t comment. But the president is very handsome and I think we should all be grateful for that.
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the investigation
February 10, 2026 at 3:11 PM
the investigation
should’ve called himself Man Exercise
February 10, 2026 at 12:52 PM
should’ve called himself Man Exercise
Last night my daughter asked me right before bedtime if everyone in our family is going to live forever. Explaining gay is beginner stuff.
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Last night my daughter asked me right before bedtime if everyone in our family is going to live forever. Explaining gay is beginner stuff.
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Norm on Conan burns X-Games snowboarder
YouTube video by thejudomadonna
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Threatening Canada with never getting the Stanley Cup back? Tell us you don’t know ball without telling us you don’t know ball.
Trump, in the middle of his latest unhinged Truth Social screed, claims that if Canada makes a trade deal with China, "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."
February 9, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Threatening Canada with never getting the Stanley Cup back? Tell us you don’t know ball without telling us you don’t know ball.
“Now that you’re onto him, I want you to know that I always thought he was bad. So remember, I am very innocent.” Vintage Big Guy
Breaking: Trump told Palm Beach police chief 'everyone' knew about Epstein and 'evil' Maxwell www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
Trump told Palm Beach police chief ‘everyone’ knew about Epstein, Maxwell was ‘evil’
The new information comes as Ghislaine Maxwell was summoned to appear Monday before a Congressional committee.
www.miamiherald.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:02 PM
“Now that you’re onto him, I want you to know that I always thought he was bad. So remember, I am very innocent.” Vintage Big Guy
[watching red hot chili peppers during the super bowl halftime in 2014] SPEAK ENGLISH!
February 9, 2026 at 6:32 PM
[watching red hot chili peppers during the super bowl halftime in 2014] SPEAK ENGLISH!
Not the main point but kid rock is so funny looking. Like back when he was on MTV there’s no way he thought he’d still be dressing like this at 55
February 9, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Not the main point but kid rock is so funny looking. Like back when he was on MTV there’s no way he thought he’d still be dressing like this at 55
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"hey guys thanks for inviting me, the biggest artist on the planet, to your wedding but i have an idea: would you instead like to get married during my super bowl halftime show set" really is one of the coolest things to ever happen
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 PM
"hey guys thanks for inviting me, the biggest artist on the planet, to your wedding but i have an idea: would you instead like to get married during my super bowl halftime show set" really is one of the coolest things to ever happen
Thought those kids were gonna make it, sad.
Cardi B and Stefon Diggs spark breakup rumors post-Super Bowl 2026
Cardi B and Stefon Diggs spark breakup rumors post-Super Bowl 2026
The "Bodak Yellow" rapper and the New England Patriots star went public with their relationship in May 2025.
pagesix.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Thought those kids were gonna make it, sad.
Back of the line, stinky
February 9, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Back of the line, stinky
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no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
Mike McDonald this is your day open.spotify.com/track/2yBVek...
What a Fool Believes
open.spotify.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Mike McDonald this is your day open.spotify.com/track/2yBVek...
Solid week for Robert Kraft tbh
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Solid week for Robert Kraft tbh
It is pretty satisfying that everyone was right about the Pats having a cakewalk all year and getting thrown in the woodchipper the second they played a complete team
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
It is pretty satisfying that everyone was right about the Pats having a cakewalk all year and getting thrown in the woodchipper the second they played a complete team
Starting to look like last year
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Starting to look like last year
They should’ve gone for two right? What am I missing
February 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
They should’ve gone for two right? What am I missing