Mike
@85mf.bsky.social
you’re my BlueSky, you’re my sunny day
I’ve learned that they’re doing some really interesting things in the “Hot Wheels tracks with loops and jumps” space these days
December 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I’ve learned that they’re doing some really interesting things in the “Hot Wheels tracks with loops and jumps” space these days
Every new thing I have learned about this guy has made the cartoon anvil I imagine crushing him get increasingly larger
December 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Every new thing I have learned about this guy has made the cartoon anvil I imagine crushing him get increasingly larger
Every time I open this app mark cuban is still yapping about universal healthcare. He must be really close to figuring it all out if he’s posting this much over a holiday.
December 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Every time I open this app mark cuban is still yapping about universal healthcare. He must be really close to figuring it all out if he’s posting this much over a holiday.
Dak can’t even look cool in a Santa robe from the Ric Flair collection, that dude is hopeless
December 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Dak can’t even look cool in a Santa robe from the Ric Flair collection, that dude is hopeless
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(trying to compliment my friend’s baby) wow man he’s so… tender, and… mild
December 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
(trying to compliment my friend’s baby) wow man he’s so… tender, and… mild
only 8000 decals and tiny pieces to attach to the Barbie dream camper, sick
December 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
only 8000 decals and tiny pieces to attach to the Barbie dream camper, sick
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[my house, 20 years from now, listening to "baby, it's cold outside"]
my son: man, this song is real weird
me: it used to get cold outside
my son: man, this song is real weird
me: it used to get cold outside
December 12, 2023 at 1:33 PM
[my house, 20 years from now, listening to "baby, it's cold outside"]
my son: man, this song is real weird
me: it used to get cold outside
my son: man, this song is real weird
me: it used to get cold outside
You guys, I know it sounds crazy but I can’t shake this feeling that the president might have been up to no good
December 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
You guys, I know it sounds crazy but I can’t shake this feeling that the president might have been up to no good
whole house dunking our Christmas cookies in this
December 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
whole house dunking our Christmas cookies in this
Marco Rubiyayo
During a press conference, Marco Rubio was unusually energized, restless, with rapid speech, visible agitation, dilated pupils, excessive sweating, jaw tension, frequent sniffing, and an intense emotional presentation reflected in rigid posture and exaggerated gestures. ❄️⛷️☃️
December 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Marco Rubiyayo
I don’t understand, we’re The Hottest Country In The World
![Gallup poll | 12/1-12/15
President Trump approval crosstabs (%)
🟥Overall (59/36 disapprove) [-23]
🟥Democratic (93/3 disapprove) [-90]
🟩Republican (89/8 approve) [+81]
🟥Independent (68/25 disapprove) [-43]
🟥18-34 (68/25 disapprove) [-43]
🟥35-54 (59/36 disapprove) [-23]
🟥55+ (53/43 disapprove) [-10]
🟥No college (55/37 disapprove) [-18]
🟥College graduate (59/37 disapprove) [-22]
🟥Male (53/42 disapprove) [-11]
🟥Female (64/30 disapprove) [-34]
🟥White (52/46 disapprove) [-6]
🟥Non-white (71/21 disapprove) [-50]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreifnv6vxufu6icjvsd5toirz3lmqkzertdpdnlqh7q44momevhfjqq@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I don’t understand, we’re The Hottest Country In The World
Rivers’ throwing motion looks like the old grey-haired pitcher from Major League
December 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Rivers’ throwing motion looks like the old grey-haired pitcher from Major League
It’s awesome that the Mets traded Brandon Nimmo and Jeff McNeil in the same offseason. It’s not that I was ever worried about them against the Phillies (both suck turds), it’s that both are detestable to watch and are dorks.
December 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
It’s awesome that the Mets traded Brandon Nimmo and Jeff McNeil in the same offseason. It’s not that I was ever worried about them against the Phillies (both suck turds), it’s that both are detestable to watch and are dorks.
Make sure that ref is still breathing, if he didn’t throw a flag there he might be dead
December 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Make sure that ref is still breathing, if he didn’t throw a flag there he might be dead
Any failed fake punt looks like the dumbest play you’ve ever seen
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Any failed fake punt looks like the dumbest play you’ve ever seen
I do not remember Kenny Gainwell being this good wtf
December 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I do not remember Kenny Gainwell being this good wtf
DK, what the hell are you doing bro
December 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
DK, what the hell are you doing bro
they all feel bad for her and that’s fine but eventually they’re gonna have to confront how juiceless this woman is
These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people
December 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
they all feel bad for her and that’s fine but eventually they’re gonna have to confront how juiceless this woman is
Ah man I just sent out all my “Sorry I’m White” cards, those stamps weren’t cheap!
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Ah man I just sent out all my “Sorry I’m White” cards, those stamps weren’t cheap!
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They’re never gonna let the Americans have a pope ever again.
December 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
They’re never gonna let the Americans have a pope ever again.
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QUINN: [turning backwards hat forward and then backwards again] in two weeks? in what is almost certain to be a completely meaningless game? after I spend the whole 4th quarter punting again? we’ll see what’s up then.
HC Dan Quinn on the Eagles going for a 2-point conversion late in the game:
"That's their call. We'll see them in 2 weeks."
"That's their call. We'll see them in 2 weeks."
December 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
QUINN: [turning backwards hat forward and then backwards again] in two weeks? in what is almost certain to be a completely meaningless game? after I spend the whole 4th quarter punting again? we’ll see what’s up then.
I want to find that sweater, Nat got that shit on.
December 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I want to find that sweater, Nat got that shit on.
