Mike
@85mf.bsky.social
you’re my BlueSky, you’re my sunny day
it would’ve gotten so gross online
February 11, 2026 at 3:28 AM
it would’ve gotten so gross online
Huh, I would’ve had you down as a Tonya guy. There’s a lot of Jodi Arias there.
February 11, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Huh, I would’ve had you down as a Tonya guy. There’s a lot of Jodi Arias there.
I wish the OJ trial could’ve lasted forever
February 11, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I wish the OJ trial could’ve lasted forever
How hard would Nancy/Tonya have ripped if we could’ve tweeted about it
February 11, 2026 at 3:20 AM
How hard would Nancy/Tonya have ripped if we could’ve tweeted about it
If you didn’t live through the 90s you don’t understand that this kind of thing would have been the #1 story in America for weeks. The only major story in politics for like 2 years was one BJ.
This Nancy Guthrie story is a 90s news story happening in the middle of the downfall of the Republic. Like if OJ was happening during Vietnam.
February 11, 2026 at 3:14 AM
If you didn’t live through the 90s you don’t understand that this kind of thing would have been the #1 story in America for weeks. The only major story in politics for like 2 years was one BJ.
“widespread twerking” is kind of redundant tbh
February 11, 2026 at 3:06 AM
“widespread twerking” is kind of redundant tbh
I just said the same thing to my wife, like I’m expecting to see Tonya Harding when the skating comes back on
February 11, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I just said the same thing to my wife, like I’m expecting to see Tonya Harding when the skating comes back on
A nation cries out for the Philadelphia Eagles
NEW: Story and some analysis on the NBC's Super Bowl rating of 124.9M, down a couple of million from Fox's record last year. From the team of @danshanoff.bsky.social and me
www.nytimes.com/athletic/703...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/703...
Super Bowl LX draws 124.9 million viewers, down slightly from 2025
The game peaked with 137.8 million viewers in the second quarter, the most-watched moment in U.S. television history.
www.nytimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:15 AM
A nation cries out for the Philadelphia Eagles
There’s gotta be a billionaire group chat where they’re at least thinking about trying to throw Wexner under the bus right? It probably wouldn’t work but it’s an obvious play and they all seem pretty dumb.
February 10, 2026 at 10:03 PM
There’s gotta be a billionaire group chat where they’re at least thinking about trying to throw Wexner under the bus right? It probably wouldn’t work but it’s an obvious play and they all seem pretty dumb.
Age verification? I remember why I know this name!
Toronto Blue Jays signed free agent RHP Phillippe Aumont to a minor league contract.
February 10, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Age verification? I remember why I know this name!
man I’m sorry, that’s awful. Will be thinking of you guys
February 10, 2026 at 8:26 PM
man I’m sorry, that’s awful. Will be thinking of you guys
worst post I’ve ever done I have no regrets
February 10, 2026 at 6:47 PM
worst post I’ve ever done I have no regrets
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new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
few feelings of dread like seeing “[exhausting coworker] is typing…” in a teams chat for what feels like minutes at a time
February 10, 2026 at 5:19 PM
few feelings of dread like seeing “[exhausting coworker] is typing…” in a teams chat for what feels like minutes at a time
He gets an “incomplete” imo. By the time it was 9-0 it was clear Seattle wasn’t trying to do much until the Pats gave them a reason
February 10, 2026 at 5:13 PM
He gets an “incomplete” imo. By the time it was 9-0 it was clear Seattle wasn’t trying to do much until the Pats gave them a reason
The warehouses in Hamburg and Schuykill County were supposedly cash purchases, so there’s probably a mix. I wouldn’t want to be the person whose neighbors find out they’re leasing to ICE though, good lord.
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
The warehouses in Hamburg and Schuykill County were supposedly cash purchases, so there’s probably a mix. I wouldn’t want to be the person whose neighbors find out they’re leasing to ICE though, good lord.
Next thing I want to hear from elected Democrats is what they’re going to do with all of these buildings once they’re back in the majority. “A bunch of big ass parking lots” is the starting point.
where ICE is going next: a school near you! www.wired.com/story/ice-ex...
February 10, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Next thing I want to hear from elected Democrats is what they’re going to do with all of these buildings once they’re back in the majority. “A bunch of big ass parking lots” is the starting point.
Yeah I bet you counted a couple extra times huh
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Yeah I bet you counted a couple extra times huh
let me be the first to congratulate you on meeting your yearly out-of-pocket maximum
February 10, 2026 at 4:24 PM
let me be the first to congratulate you on meeting your yearly out-of-pocket maximum
Q: Mr. Speaker, why are such a huge bitch about literally everything?
MIKE JOHNSON: I have not seen that, this is the first I’m hearing about that so I can’t comment. But the president is very handsome and I think we should all be grateful for that.
MIKE JOHNSON: I have not seen that, this is the first I’m hearing about that so I can’t comment. But the president is very handsome and I think we should all be grateful for that.
Q: The rule today would block anti-tariff votes in the future. What's the reasoning for that?
MIKE JOHNSON: The president's trade policies have been a great benefit to the country. It's undisputed. I think the sentiment is we allow a bit more runway for this to be worked out.
MIKE JOHNSON: The president's trade policies have been a great benefit to the country. It's undisputed. I think the sentiment is we allow a bit more runway for this to be worked out.
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Q: Mr. Speaker, why are such a huge bitch about literally everything?
MIKE JOHNSON: I have not seen that, this is the first I’m hearing about that so I can’t comment. But the president is very handsome and I think we should all be grateful for that.
MIKE JOHNSON: I have not seen that, this is the first I’m hearing about that so I can’t comment. But the president is very handsome and I think we should all be grateful for that.
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the investigation
February 10, 2026 at 3:11 PM
the investigation
a desert sounds pretty nice right now though
February 10, 2026 at 3:23 PM
a desert sounds pretty nice right now though
should’ve called himself Man Exercise
February 10, 2026 at 12:52 PM
should’ve called himself Man Exercise
the meatloaf really came out of nowhere
February 10, 2026 at 3:37 AM
the meatloaf really came out of nowhere