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philly menace no longer in mpls. still here for the internet’s butts. they/them, very gay, too online. #Rstats
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
December 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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It did not "go viral". It was intentionally filmed and disseminated using a network of coordinated bots, amplified by an algorithm designed to spread this kind of content quickly. This was a harassment campaign, intended to silence everyone. Call it what it is.
December 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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I refuse to believe in carol.
December 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
carol is such a dumb bitch lmao
December 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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This is what White House staff is doing with President Trump.
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 26, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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This post was written by someone who thinks testing is unimportant in software development
December 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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plus people asking for their dead relatives to be added to their photos from events years after their death... imagine being a child and trying to understand death and your nana who died a decade ago is in all your aunt's wedding pictures from last week
December 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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this is demonic. sorry to say but if you do this you should be shipped to a desert island away from the rest of us who still have human souls
December 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
one problem i am having is i don’t like to watch videos but the only way to know if they are real anymore is to watch them. i preferred when i knew the videos i wasn’t watching were real.
December 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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LLM consciousness is exactly the same in character and quality as Pot Bear, a pot that I own that looks exactly like a friendly bear when viewed at a particular angle while drunk
"they will be, one day"

no, they won't, any more than tires can help you fly. They're not built for that. They're a fundamentally different technology. An LLM does not exist to model conscious thought, it exists to take advantage of your willingness to see faces in things that aren't there.
December 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Given all the recent buzz about how great ChatGPT has gotten, including its prowess with images, I figured I'd check in on its anatomical skills. Nope.
December 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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"they will be, one day"

no, they won't, any more than tires can help you fly. They're not built for that. They're a fundamentally different technology. An LLM does not exist to model conscious thought, it exists to take advantage of your willingness to see faces in things that aren't there.
December 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Six days left to get the best deal on BP forever.
December 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Experimental evidence that students are more likely to contest grades when they are delivered by an evaluator with a female-sounding name.

"These findings suggest that women in evaluative positions face disproportionate resistance when delivering negative assessments."
December 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.

Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
December 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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'Record numbers of Swedish retirees are enrolling in a university run “by pensioners for pensioners” amid increased loneliness and a growing appetite for learning and in-person interactions.' 1/2
‘Keeps your mind alert’: older Swedes reap the benefits of learning for pleasure
Retirees with ‘fantastic hunger for education’ taking part in university organised events in record numbers
www.theguardian.com
December 26, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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campuses have learning opportunities, social space, entertainment, and universities ARE healthcare.

multigenerational access is net social good.
'Record numbers of Swedish retirees are enrolling in a university run “by pensioners for pensioners” amid increased loneliness and a growing appetite for learning and in-person interactions.' 1/2
‘Keeps your mind alert’: older Swedes reap the benefits of learning for pleasure
Retirees with ‘fantastic hunger for education’ taking part in university organised events in record numbers
www.theguardian.com
December 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
isn’t there a whole fable about prioritizing speed too much and talking about how amazing and fast you are
Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.

Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
December 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
i hate eric feigl ding sooooo much
If there is a tamiflu shortage this year I blame twitter's #1 catastrophist EFD for advising people to stockpile prescription antivirals.
December 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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EFD and his everyone-for-themselves politics is the antithesis of public health, which makes sense for a man who has never actually worked in public health practice, infectious disease, or pandemic preparedness and response before. he works for his own grift org! PH won’t hire him for good reason
December 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM