kerrence
@notkerrence.bsky.social
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trans rights are human rights | she/her
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what a sick clothesline
December 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
what a sick clothesline
i don’t do resolutions per se and i probably say this every year and don’t do it but this year i am going to go to the theme park. i am going to go have fun. i am not going to work too much and rest too little by choice, i am going to live life instead of waiting for something to happen
December 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
i don’t do resolutions per se and i probably say this every year and don’t do it but this year i am going to go to the theme park. i am going to go have fun. i am not going to work too much and rest too little by choice, i am going to live life instead of waiting for something to happen
that man pretended to need the heimlich after being lightly touched. the beautiful game
December 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
that man pretended to need the heimlich after being lightly touched. the beautiful game
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To celebrate the new AEW Bacon Brawl Combo, White Castle actually let our wrestlers take over a store 🤣
What would you order from Timeless Toni Storm?
Watch the full takeover here: https://youtu.be/g_01FTpgXRs
What would you order from Timeless Toni Storm?
Watch the full takeover here: https://youtu.be/g_01FTpgXRs
December 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
To celebrate the new AEW Bacon Brawl Combo, White Castle actually let our wrestlers take over a store 🤣
What would you order from Timeless Toni Storm?
Watch the full takeover here: https://youtu.be/g_01FTpgXRs
What would you order from Timeless Toni Storm?
Watch the full takeover here: https://youtu.be/g_01FTpgXRs
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Legit the “way to make this site good” cheat code here
A definitive History of Bluesky Discourse as illustrated by my Permanently Muted Terms
December 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Legit the “way to make this site good” cheat code here
when you get blocked by thousands of people and thousands more who haven’t blocked you yet only interact with you to make fun of you, i don’t think it’s a coordinated harassment attempt. i think you should look in a mirror and find the issue. i am tired of seeing that dude’s name everywhere
December 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
when you get blocked by thousands of people and thousands more who haven’t blocked you yet only interact with you to make fun of you, i don’t think it’s a coordinated harassment attempt. i think you should look in a mirror and find the issue. i am tired of seeing that dude’s name everywhere
i now understand why some folks go all out for every possible holiday. decorating for something, anything, is just a fun experience and brings joy. it’s why when i’d take my kid for walks in his stroller his favorite house was the one all done up for valentine’s day or earth day or whatever.
December 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
i now understand why some folks go all out for every possible holiday. decorating for something, anything, is just a fun experience and brings joy. it’s why when i’d take my kid for walks in his stroller his favorite house was the one all done up for valentine’s day or earth day or whatever.
not looking forward to the “ah right, the *bad* part of winter” that stretches from january 2nd until like march
December 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
not looking forward to the “ah right, the *bad* part of winter” that stretches from january 2nd until like march
every time i see shallow hal nic cage it is extremely funny i’m sorry. why does he look like jiminy glick
December 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
every time i see shallow hal nic cage it is extremely funny i’m sorry. why does he look like jiminy glick
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sinatra would not be a fan of stephen miller i tell you hwat
Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
December 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
sinatra would not be a fan of stephen miller i tell you hwat
hey cool the clowns made it to the party
U.S. showing signs of "rapid authoritarian shift," per TIME.
December 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
hey cool the clowns made it to the party
i am a former tv iv star trek poster who got run off by aatrek being intolerable (i didn’t know HOW intolerable at the time!) and you’d think i’d learn my lesson to not read discussions of tv/movies on the internet because people are so dim but alas. i have not learned
December 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
i am a former tv iv star trek poster who got run off by aatrek being intolerable (i didn’t know HOW intolerable at the time!) and you’d think i’d learn my lesson to not read discussions of tv/movies on the internet because people are so dim but alas. i have not learned
i opened my phone to do something and i have no fucking idea what it was
December 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
i opened my phone to do something and i have no fucking idea what it was
this is a vikings/lions game. nobody is shipping up to boston. why do you play that song
December 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
this is a vikings/lions game. nobody is shipping up to boston. why do you play that song
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i need to know why they changed the formula of my leave-in conditioner and why now it smells like that one cloying lavender perfume that all old women wear
December 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
i need to know why they changed the formula of my leave-in conditioner and why now it smells like that one cloying lavender perfume that all old women wear
my greatest memory is getting like 5 mins into kid icarus, ghosts n goblins, or punch-out and yelling for my brother to please come help me
he always did, because he’s the best
he always did, because he’s the best
What is the video game that oozes childhood memories for you? Club Penguin, Neopets, Habbo Hotel, Angry Birds, Runescape, Friv, World of Warcraft, Skylanders.
Something else?
Something else?
December 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
my greatest memory is getting like 5 mins into kid icarus, ghosts n goblins, or punch-out and yelling for my brother to please come help me
he always did, because he’s the best
he always did, because he’s the best
made a fat ass bourbon brown sugar ham with all the feeeexins and a cherry cobbler. then i will drink wine and take a nap and watch stranger things w/my husband while my kid builds something rad with lego. i am so lucky
December 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
made a fat ass bourbon brown sugar ham with all the feeeexins and a cherry cobbler. then i will drink wine and take a nap and watch stranger things w/my husband while my kid builds something rad with lego. i am so lucky
May Have Had Some Vino,
December 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
May Have Had Some Vino,
i got recommended one of those “grandma’s pantry” subreddits and someone posted the exact glade potpourri spray that my mom used for like 20 years and i guess, much like the humble kitchen goose, country garden glade at old lady stank levels was a common experience
December 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
i got recommended one of those “grandma’s pantry” subreddits and someone posted the exact glade potpourri spray that my mom used for like 20 years and i guess, much like the humble kitchen goose, country garden glade at old lady stank levels was a common experience
Opolis is a very cool shop with a lot of very cool OKC/OK in general stuff and I’m so glad they ship out of state. got our kid a Hang Half a Hundred On ‘Em shirt when he was like, 1 and it was a hoot
December 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Opolis is a very cool shop with a lot of very cool OKC/OK in general stuff and I’m so glad they ship out of state. got our kid a Hang Half a Hundred On ‘Em shirt when he was like, 1 and it was a hoot
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Jair Bolsanaro, who did not die!
December 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Jair Bolsanaro, who did not die!
@statsboyandi.bsky.social found a set of 4 champagne flutes for $25 at anthropologie and my brain said “andy needs to know”
December 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
@statsboyandi.bsky.social found a set of 4 champagne flutes for $25 at anthropologie and my brain said “andy needs to know”