kerrence
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trans rights are human rights | she/her
trans rights are human rights | she/her
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oh no I sufficiently repressed a lot of actual trauma for a decade and now it’s found some fissures with which to escape and cause more pain? that’s stupid, don’t like that
February 11, 2026 at 9:10 PM
oh no I sufficiently repressed a lot of actual trauma for a decade and now it’s found some fissures with which to escape and cause more pain? that’s stupid, don’t like that
hello fuck cancer, fuck colon cancer specifically
February 11, 2026 at 7:43 PM
hello fuck cancer, fuck colon cancer specifically
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"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh
February 11, 2026 at 12:36 PM
"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh
time to listen to my favorite nostalgic britney spears jam, “oops! …i logged on at work”
February 11, 2026 at 2:56 PM
time to listen to my favorite nostalgic britney spears jam, “oops! …i logged on at work”
i hope i never lose that thrill of the Breaking News Cut In Music
February 11, 2026 at 3:00 AM
i hope i never lose that thrill of the Breaking News Cut In Music
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NBC News broke into the Olympics coverage and I saw BREAKING NEWS across the screen and I yelled "OMG HE'S DEAD" and it is just about Nancy Guthrie I am so fucking crushed
February 11, 2026 at 2:53 AM
NBC News broke into the Olympics coverage and I saw BREAKING NEWS across the screen and I yelled "OMG HE'S DEAD" and it is just about Nancy Guthrie I am so fucking crushed
my child asked me who johnny weir is while we were watching the olympics and i 100% showed him the poker face skate
February 11, 2026 at 2:53 AM
my child asked me who johnny weir is while we were watching the olympics and i 100% showed him the poker face skate
a note from the bath & body works sub
February 11, 2026 at 1:16 AM
a note from the bath & body works sub
this is a super cool moment because it’s a reminder that humans are dumb as fuck in relationships everywhere on this planet, borders are imaginary lines that “other” people who make the same stupid decisions you do
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:21 PM
this is a super cool moment because it’s a reminder that humans are dumb as fuck in relationships everywhere on this planet, borders are imaginary lines that “other” people who make the same stupid decisions you do
not enjoying watching the boomerfication of elder millennials
February 10, 2026 at 2:12 PM
not enjoying watching the boomerfication of elder millennials
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whoever designed that stupid briefcase on the new edge icon can rot in OCD hell
February 10, 2026 at 12:50 PM
whoever designed that stupid briefcase on the new edge icon can rot in OCD hell
i find it quite rude that massie is poppin off right at bedtime
February 10, 2026 at 3:34 AM
i find it quite rude that massie is poppin off right at bedtime
local news choosing violence with “FCPS parents share thoughts on making up snow days”
February 9, 2026 at 11:03 PM
local news choosing violence with “FCPS parents share thoughts on making up snow days”
news from offended fundie land: they’ve run songs that bad bunny is featured on, not even his own songs, through google translate so that they can clutch their pearls about bad bunny talking about s-e-x
February 9, 2026 at 11:01 PM
news from offended fundie land: they’ve run songs that bad bunny is featured on, not even his own songs, through google translate so that they can clutch their pearls about bad bunny talking about s-e-x
i say “my GOD, david” at least five times every workday
Does anyone else have an MST3K line they use regularly, even if it makes no sense out of context?
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
February 9, 2026 at 9:43 PM
i say “my GOD, david” at least five times every workday
it’s easier than ever to learn another language, got no patience for people whining about “why is that not in english i can’t understaaaand” grow up
February 9, 2026 at 7:17 PM
it’s easier than ever to learn another language, got no patience for people whining about “why is that not in english i can’t understaaaand” grow up
February 9, 2026 at 7:11 PM
spent my whole weekend lowkey panicking about a meeting i thought was today. it is tomorrow.
February 9, 2026 at 4:56 PM
spent my whole weekend lowkey panicking about a meeting i thought was today. it is tomorrow.
I DON’T WANT YOUR GENAI SHIT GO AWAY
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I DON’T WANT YOUR GENAI SHIT GO AWAY
hey. hey. this is Patriots Bullshit. cease and desist immediately.
February 9, 2026 at 2:47 AM
hey. hey. this is Patriots Bullshit. cease and desist immediately.
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February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
using the weird uncanny valley de-aging tech sucks on toast in movies where it’s (hopefully) a small part of a bigger story. using it in a commercial for donuts with celebrities playing themselves but weirdly smooth is fucking asinine.
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
using the weird uncanny valley de-aging tech sucks on toast in movies where it’s (hopefully) a small part of a bigger story. using it in a commercial for donuts with celebrities playing themselves but weirdly smooth is fucking asinine.