kerrence
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trans rights are human rights | she/her
trans rights are human rights | she/her
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it snowed one time and they’re packing it in
News: Feds are said to be on their way out of Chicago in the near future. Via @jmetr22b.bsky.social and me www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/10/f...
Federal Border Patrol Chief Gregory Bovino and agents said to be leaving Chicago, sources say
Cmdr. Gregory Bovino was expected to depart Chicago within days, while most Border Patrol agents under this command would soon be redeployed elsewhere, three sources told the Tribune Monday.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
it snowed one time and they’re packing it in
oh no my elected ghouls are beefin
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
oh no my elected ghouls are beefin
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at the end there he says “largely because of tariffs” and i heard “terrorists” and it don’t matter. none of this matters
TRUMP: The economy is as strong as it's ever been
INGRAHAM: Then why are people saying they're anxious about the economy?
TRUMP: I don't know they are saying that. The polls are fake. We have the greatest economy we've ever had
INGRAHAM: Then why are people saying they're anxious about the economy?
TRUMP: I don't know they are saying that. The polls are fake. We have the greatest economy we've ever had
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
at the end there he says “largely because of tariffs” and i heard “terrorists” and it don’t matter. none of this matters
i don’t generally care for mint but man a peppermint mocha after dinner when it’s cold as shit outside is so good
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
i don’t generally care for mint but man a peppermint mocha after dinner when it’s cold as shit outside is so good
oooh they’re about to drop kim davis’s ass like a sack of rotten potatoes and she will have learned not a damn thing. sad!
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
oooh they’re about to drop kim davis’s ass like a sack of rotten potatoes and she will have learned not a damn thing. sad!
i want to say thank you to my fellow weirdos (complimentary) who had very niche geocities sites as teenagers and then as adults created
youtube channels for those niche things and now i can watch local commercials from the 1980s when i need a brain break
youtube channels for those niche things and now i can watch local commercials from the 1980s when i need a brain break
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
i want to say thank you to my fellow weirdos (complimentary) who had very niche geocities sites as teenagers and then as adults created
youtube channels for those niche things and now i can watch local commercials from the 1980s when i need a brain break
youtube channels for those niche things and now i can watch local commercials from the 1980s when i need a brain break
so does my second grader, congrats!
Mike Johnson on the Republican healthcare plan: "We've got notebooks full of ideas."
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
so does my second grader, congrats!
i am super struggling with OCD shit and it’s making me mad because i legit cannot control the thing making it worse, nothing i can do AT ALL, i know this. i know things are godfuckingawful for others. and yet my brain is like “hey, want some more bullshit? too bad here you go” can we not?
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
i am super struggling with OCD shit and it’s making me mad because i legit cannot control the thing making it worse, nothing i can do AT ALL, i know this. i know things are godfuckingawful for others. and yet my brain is like “hey, want some more bullshit? too bad here you go” can we not?
i think elon musk should have to lick joyce carol oates’ nightmare keyboard
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
i think elon musk should have to lick joyce carol oates’ nightmare keyboard
do you think they have conversations like, “what’s the worst looking thing I could do in this moment?” and then just do them?
Christine Pelosi, daughter of Nancy Pelosi, has announced she’s running for the California State Senate.
November 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
do you think they have conversations like, “what’s the worst looking thing I could do in this moment?” and then just do them?
jesus christ these people would get got by the wallet inspector
Whoa -- Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
jesus christ these people would get got by the wallet inspector
this is so stupid for many reasons, one being most people I know still but AE jeans because we are older and larger and they stretch. nobody gave a shit about the ad we were told to care about and we haven’t seen it in months
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
this is so stupid for many reasons, one being most people I know still but AE jeans because we are older and larger and they stretch. nobody gave a shit about the ad we were told to care about and we haven’t seen it in months
jesus i’ve seen what you’ve done for others etc
Update: They can't find Cornyn.
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
jesus i’ve seen what you’ve done for others etc
rude of them to be so deserving of being pelted with produce at a time when people need that produce to fucking eat in one of the richest countries in the world
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
rude of them to be so deserving of being pelted with produce at a time when people need that produce to fucking eat in one of the richest countries in the world
been waitin all day for cris collinsworth to say “ughhhhhhhhhhh”
in the weirdest and creepiest possible inflection
in the weirdest and creepiest possible inflection
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
been waitin all day for cris collinsworth to say “ughhhhhhhhhhh”
in the weirdest and creepiest possible inflection
in the weirdest and creepiest possible inflection
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i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is
“snow expected to start at your location at 8:02” hey fuck off
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
“snow expected to start at your location at 8:02” hey fuck off
urge to depression shop critical
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
urge to depression shop critical
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Shutting down the government is a big deal. People have been hurt in big ways as a result of the decision. To have that suffering be for nothing—to re-open the government without actually having protected people’s health insurance and economic well-being—is unconscionable.
November 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Shutting down the government is a big deal. People have been hurt in big ways as a result of the decision. To have that suffering be for nothing—to re-open the government without actually having protected people’s health insurance and economic well-being—is unconscionable.