Bee Quammie
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Bee Quammie
@beequammie.bsky.social
· Nov 12
BOOK NEWS: The Book of Possibilities is coming to the world April 8, 2025, and I can't wait for it to find the people it's meant to find. If that's you, hit the pre-order link!
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Canada stepping up in its traditional role of "guy trying to get the blackout drunk to put down the hammer," I see
Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney clarifies position on the United States using military force to annex Greenland:
"We stand with Denmark, we stand with Greenland, our closest partnership is with the United States, and we'll work with everybody to make sure we move forward together"
"We stand with Denmark, we stand with Greenland, our closest partnership is with the United States, and we'll work with everybody to make sure we move forward together"
January 6, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Canada stepping up in its traditional role of "guy trying to get the blackout drunk to put down the hammer," I see
What is happening this morning 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
(Point em out, I wanna see)
(Point em out, I wanna see)
That young lady was walking around with Anthony Mackie mouth and wondering why nobody wanted to talk to her smh
Get them cookies out yo pocket!
Get them cookies out yo pocket!
January 6, 2026 at 2:36 PM
What is happening this morning 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
(Point em out, I wanna see)
(Point em out, I wanna see)
This morning has been one annoyance after another and I'm exhausted before I've even had breakfast. I need to reset, and quickly.
January 6, 2026 at 12:54 PM
This morning has been one annoyance after another and I'm exhausted before I've even had breakfast. I need to reset, and quickly.
"Why do we go through things unnecessary?
Why can't we understand that our love is the key?"
Why can't we understand that our love is the key?"
January 6, 2026 at 3:19 AM
"Why do we go through things unnecessary?
Why can't we understand that our love is the key?"
Why can't we understand that our love is the key?"
This was me on Saturday morning when I woke my kids up to clean
January 6, 2026 at 12:23 AM
This was me on Saturday morning when I woke my kids up to clean
Baby every scroll on here reveals some fresh new hell today
There's gotta be a better way to beat premature ejaculation than shocking your taint with electricity.
January 6, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Baby every scroll on here reveals some fresh new hell today
Drug use peddling ChatGPT is about to have journalists sounding like Ice-T on an episode of Law & Order.
"They say the computer told him to snort some heavy stuff - the kids say Chat calls it Jingle Jangle. 4 kids have been found slumped over their keyboards with the dust all over their desks."
"They say the computer told him to snort some heavy stuff - the kids say Chat calls it Jingle Jangle. 4 kids have been found slumped over their keyboards with the dust all over their desks."
Chat GPT telling the youth they need to be perked up off them jiggalators
January 5, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Drug use peddling ChatGPT is about to have journalists sounding like Ice-T on an episode of Law & Order.
"They say the computer told him to snort some heavy stuff - the kids say Chat calls it Jingle Jangle. 4 kids have been found slumped over their keyboards with the dust all over their desks."
"They say the computer told him to snort some heavy stuff - the kids say Chat calls it Jingle Jangle. 4 kids have been found slumped over their keyboards with the dust all over their desks."
One of the scariest places in the world to be is at a dominoes table full of old West Indian men. I'm 42 and still don't feel grown enough to play with them 😭
Not telling you what I heard, I'm telling you what I know!
Not telling you what I heard, I'm telling you what I know!
Nahhhhhhhh there’s an entire subset of Black ppl who are scarred from spades related trauma … same ain’t true for dominoes 😂
January 5, 2026 at 11:48 PM
One of the scariest places in the world to be is at a dominoes table full of old West Indian men. I'm 42 and still don't feel grown enough to play with them 😭
Not telling you what I heard, I'm telling you what I know!
Not telling you what I heard, I'm telling you what I know!
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30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
A Calif. teen trusted ChatGPT for drug advice. He died from an overdose.
"Who on earth gives that advice?"
www.sfgate.com
January 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine
The trusted astrologers I follow are all saying that this is a great month to be bold, so I'mma do that since I was gonna do that anyway.
January 5, 2026 at 11:43 PM
The trusted astrologers I follow are all saying that this is a great month to be bold, so I'mma do that since I was gonna do that anyway.
Wait - that lady who put the vow bound Planet Fitness man on blast was vow bound herself?!?!
January 5, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Wait - that lady who put the vow bound Planet Fitness man on blast was vow bound herself?!?!
As a tall born of a short and an average, I cosign this
Anyway in case y’all didn’t know two talls can create a short and two shorts can create a tall. It doesn’t matter what the height combination is. You can still end up with short kids. Hope that helps.
January 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
As a tall born of a short and an average, I cosign this
It's not even 3pm ET lawd
Today went from:
Anti-black podcaster
Unsolicited assholes in the DM
Serial cheater exposed
And made its way to eugenics. Day isn’t over yet.
Anti-black podcaster
Unsolicited assholes in the DM
Serial cheater exposed
And made its way to eugenics. Day isn’t over yet.
January 5, 2026 at 7:51 PM
It's not even 3pm ET lawd
I truly want to CRY
The afternoon is dragging
January 5, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I truly want to CRY
I just saw a man described as "vow bound" and the way I had to choke back a scream in public!
January 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I just saw a man described as "vow bound" and the way I had to choke back a scream in public!
Yeah we getting this weirdo up outta here
January 5, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Yeah we getting this weirdo up outta here
How to play spades. I've been talking shit and need to be able to back it up
January 5, 2026 at 4:06 PM
How to play spades. I've been talking shit and need to be able to back it up
Had to remind myself that when I'm worried about how something is going to happen or work out, only some of that "how" is my business. There's a portion of it that I cannot imagine/plan for/control, so all I can do is go with my gut and make the best decisions I can along the way.
January 5, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Had to remind myself that when I'm worried about how something is going to happen or work out, only some of that "how" is my business. There's a portion of it that I cannot imagine/plan for/control, so all I can do is go with my gut and make the best decisions I can along the way.
This language is so nonsensical to me because if a man is an adult human male, no one is ever "born a man"
President Emmanuel Macron’s wife has faced intense harassment on social media that she was born a man.
Ten found guilty of gender cyberbullying France First Lady Brigitte Macron
President Emmanuel Macron's wife has faced intense harassment on social media that she was born a man.
www.aljazeera.com
January 5, 2026 at 1:34 PM
This language is so nonsensical to me because if a man is an adult human male, no one is ever "born a man"
She looks phenomenal
January 5, 2026 at 1:14 AM
She looks phenomenal
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You don’t have to want kids or even enjoy being around them. But it’s also worth unpacking why kids simply existing, learning, or having unmet needs reads as “annoying,” “unlikeable,” or “bad behavior.”
This collective discomfort with noise, need, & vulnerability is why many ADULTS are struggling.
This collective discomfort with noise, need, & vulnerability is why many ADULTS are struggling.
January 4, 2026 at 3:44 PM
You don’t have to want kids or even enjoy being around them. But it’s also worth unpacking why kids simply existing, learning, or having unmet needs reads as “annoying,” “unlikeable,” or “bad behavior.”
This collective discomfort with noise, need, & vulnerability is why many ADULTS are struggling.
This collective discomfort with noise, need, & vulnerability is why many ADULTS are struggling.
I need to watch that WWHL episode with Regina King and Jackée again lol
January 4, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I need to watch that WWHL episode with Regina King and Jackée again lol
Woke up to a text from someone I've wanted to hear from, an email from my alma mater inviting me to speak at an upcoming event, and a message on IG about my book - from one of the actresses on Reasonable Doubt?!
Ok, Sunday
Ok, Sunday
a woman wearing a silver jacket and earrings is sitting in front of a black background .
Alt: Rihanna doing the dab
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Woke up to a text from someone I've wanted to hear from, an email from my alma mater inviting me to speak at an upcoming event, and a message on IG about my book - from one of the actresses on Reasonable Doubt?!
Ok, Sunday
Ok, Sunday
A mighty word
January 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
A mighty word
Lmao I love him
Marshawn explaining how he learned to run (away) from his Mom who was a track athlete: "Moms you feel me though, like a linebacker, she would you know what I mean get to truckin' shit"
January 4, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Lmao I love him