Chocolate Philosopher
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Wanderlust Child …
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EYE KNOW something is off with me … because I don’t see a problem in that scenario.
a woman in a yellow dress is sitting in front of a fence .
ALT: a woman in a yellow dress is sitting in front of a fence .
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December 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
EYE KNOW something is off with me … because I don’t see a problem in that scenario.
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Just found out the man who used to pay me to watch his nut videos (& they were phenomenal) is married. I'm sad. But then again, I'm not surprised. However, *screams into the void*
a group of cartoon characters including spongebob and patrick are standing next to each other .
ALT: a group of cartoon characters including spongebob and patrick are standing next to each other .
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December 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Just found out the man who used to pay me to watch his nut videos (& they were phenomenal) is married. I'm sad. But then again, I'm not surprised. However, *screams into the void*
This is actually what prompted me to be more intentional about taking care of my body … I do NOT wanna be a broken down middle aged person.
I ain’t wanna be 40 years old on blood pressure medication. I know a couple folk who are and that was never meant to be my ministry.
December 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
This is actually what prompted me to be more intentional about taking care of my body … I do NOT wanna be a broken down middle aged person.
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The older I get the more I understand it’s okay to live a life others don’t understand
December 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The older I get the more I understand it’s okay to live a life others don’t understand
I was in Esty school one of the ladies (grown in her 40’s) had wired almost 30k to some man she met online to “invest”
She got got - “I feel so stupid”
WHOLE CLASS - “you’re not stupid he’s just terrible”
Me: no you’re stupid. And you need to realize you were stupid, so it don’t happen again
She got got - “I feel so stupid”
WHOLE CLASS - “you’re not stupid he’s just terrible”
Me: no you’re stupid. And you need to realize you were stupid, so it don’t happen again
December 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I was in Esty school one of the ladies (grown in her 40’s) had wired almost 30k to some man she met online to “invest”
She got got - “I feel so stupid”
WHOLE CLASS - “you’re not stupid he’s just terrible”
Me: no you’re stupid. And you need to realize you were stupid, so it don’t happen again
She got got - “I feel so stupid”
WHOLE CLASS - “you’re not stupid he’s just terrible”
Me: no you’re stupid. And you need to realize you were stupid, so it don’t happen again
Now I’m not sure where telling folks they’re stupid falls on the being kind scale … but we gotta make some accommodations
December 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Now I’m not sure where telling folks they’re stupid falls on the being kind scale … but we gotta make some accommodations
Yes, there are a LOT of predatory influencers and such …
But folks need to stop being so easily influenced!!!
BITCH , you been in your body 37 years and you gonna let a random gym person on IG tell you that you can lose all your belly fat in 14 days!??
That’s just fucking stupid.
But folks need to stop being so easily influenced!!!
BITCH , you been in your body 37 years and you gonna let a random gym person on IG tell you that you can lose all your belly fat in 14 days!??
That’s just fucking stupid.
December 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Yes, there are a LOT of predatory influencers and such …
But folks need to stop being so easily influenced!!!
BITCH , you been in your body 37 years and you gonna let a random gym person on IG tell you that you can lose all your belly fat in 14 days!??
That’s just fucking stupid.
But folks need to stop being so easily influenced!!!
BITCH , you been in your body 37 years and you gonna let a random gym person on IG tell you that you can lose all your belly fat in 14 days!??
That’s just fucking stupid.
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If it’s YOUR vision, others aren’t supposed to see what you see
The older I get the more I understand it’s okay to live a life others don’t understand
December 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
If it’s YOUR vision, others aren’t supposed to see what you see
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I really love how production just puts together the pieces that they are referring to. When they talked about Toya's houses and then they started flashing back and counting all of them? 😂😂😂
I’ve been catching up on #Married2Med and I love it so much
It’s hands down my favorite long running reality show … and really because all their drama is real. Production ain’t even gotta do much 😂
It’s hands down my favorite long running reality show … and really because all their drama is real. Production ain’t even gotta do much 😂
December 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I really love how production just puts together the pieces that they are referring to. When they talked about Toya's houses and then they started flashing back and counting all of them? 😂😂😂
The PETTIEST member of the cast is ALWAYS the editing team…
They did the same thing when Toya said Heavenly can’t manage friendships how she gonna run for office *insert montage of Heavenly cussing folks out*
😂😂😂😂
They did the same thing when Toya said Heavenly can’t manage friendships how she gonna run for office *insert montage of Heavenly cussing folks out*
😂😂😂😂
I really love how production just puts together the pieces that they are referring to. When they talked about Toya's houses and then they started flashing back and counting all of them? 😂😂😂
I’ve been catching up on #Married2Med and I love it so much
It’s hands down my favorite long running reality show … and really because all their drama is real. Production ain’t even gotta do much 😂
It’s hands down my favorite long running reality show … and really because all their drama is real. Production ain’t even gotta do much 😂
December 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The PETTIEST member of the cast is ALWAYS the editing team…
They did the same thing when Toya said Heavenly can’t manage friendships how she gonna run for office *insert montage of Heavenly cussing folks out*
😂😂😂😂
They did the same thing when Toya said Heavenly can’t manage friendships how she gonna run for office *insert montage of Heavenly cussing folks out*
😂😂😂😂
The problem with being willing to meet folks where they are , is they often tend to forget … I will leave them there too.
December 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The problem with being willing to meet folks where they are , is they often tend to forget … I will leave them there too.
Effort goes such a long way with me. It’s just how I’m built. If I see you trying … I’m gonna meet you where you are.
December 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Effort goes such a long way with me. It’s just how I’m built. If I see you trying … I’m gonna meet you where you are.
I hate that my brain is always trying to move on to the next thing… can’t even finish a fantasy in my mind without my brain drifting off to the next thing before the gasm has gasmed
December 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I hate that my brain is always trying to move on to the next thing… can’t even finish a fantasy in my mind without my brain drifting off to the next thing before the gasm has gasmed
“Silence unknown callers” is probably my favorite feature on my phone
Take it up with Jesus. I’m not available.
Take it up with Jesus. I’m not available.
December 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
“Silence unknown callers” is probably my favorite feature on my phone
Take it up with Jesus. I’m not available.
Take it up with Jesus. I’m not available.
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Bitches fighting in ballgowns!!!!
EYE KNEW when Toya and Mariah got in that fight by the pool that #Married2Med was gonna be a hit 😂
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Bitches fighting in ballgowns!!!!
Baby that is THEIR show … everyone else is just filler cast 😂
And I swear they only keep Quad & Heavenly around to keep mess going 😂
December 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Baby that is THEIR show … everyone else is just filler cast 😂
I’m about to make some coffee and turn on my Xbox
December 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I’m about to make some coffee and turn on my Xbox
EYE KNEW when Toya and Mariah got in that fight by the pool that #Married2Med was gonna be a hit 😂
December 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
EYE KNEW when Toya and Mariah got in that fight by the pool that #Married2Med was gonna be a hit 😂
I’ve been catching up on #Married2Med and I love it so much
It’s hands down my favorite long running reality show … and really because all their drama is real. Production ain’t even gotta do much 😂
It’s hands down my favorite long running reality show … and really because all their drama is real. Production ain’t even gotta do much 😂
December 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I’ve been catching up on #Married2Med and I love it so much
It’s hands down my favorite long running reality show … and really because all their drama is real. Production ain’t even gotta do much 😂
It’s hands down my favorite long running reality show … and really because all their drama is real. Production ain’t even gotta do much 😂
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“Behavior is a language”
December 26, 2025 at 6:54 AM
“Behavior is a language”
My old silver fox sent me a Merry Christmas text yesterday…. Which means he trying to be back in the mix
I’m gonna give 2026 the old college try and if don’t go the way I want, I’m going back to letting him take care of me.
I’m gonna give 2026 the old college try and if don’t go the way I want, I’m going back to letting him take care of me.
December 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
My old silver fox sent me a Merry Christmas text yesterday…. Which means he trying to be back in the mix
I’m gonna give 2026 the old college try and if don’t go the way I want, I’m going back to letting him take care of me.
I’m gonna give 2026 the old college try and if don’t go the way I want, I’m going back to letting him take care of me.
I really wanna have a birthday party in ATL for my birthday next year…
But I want someone else to plan it…
But plan it exactly how I want.
But I want someone else to plan it…
But plan it exactly how I want.
December 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I really wanna have a birthday party in ATL for my birthday next year…
But I want someone else to plan it…
But plan it exactly how I want.
But I want someone else to plan it…
But plan it exactly how I want.
I need to start planning my birthday trip to Thailand … but I have a knot of anxiety because a huge portion of the plan hinges on my wanderlust Gemini friend still living there in June 😫
December 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I need to start planning my birthday trip to Thailand … but I have a knot of anxiety because a huge portion of the plan hinges on my wanderlust Gemini friend still living there in June 😫
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I would never ask you what you think, because I've seen you don't
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I would never ask you what you think, because I've seen you don't
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this how i feel about Rouge. i be throwing straight hands but wait till i learn some combos its ovaaaa! 😂
I be on Rivals TAGGING ASS with Gambit … and I just be pressing all the buttons
Baby, once I figure out how to use the buttons on purpose… imma be a PROBLEM 😂😂😂
Baby, once I figure out how to use the buttons on purpose… imma be a PROBLEM 😂😂😂
December 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
this how i feel about Rouge. i be throwing straight hands but wait till i learn some combos its ovaaaa! 😂