Chocolate Philosopher
@itsmscoco.bsky.social
Wanderlust Child …
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Okay …. Just one more episode.
*two episodes later*
Okay. Last episode.
*two episodes later*
Okay. Last episode.
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Okay …. Just one more episode.
*two episodes later*
Okay. Last episode.
*two episodes later*
Okay. Last episode.
Me when my favorite extra curricular activity start acting right.
You can always tell when somebody get a new boyfriend or girlfriend
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Me when my favorite extra curricular activity start acting right.
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Check on the women in your life.
They might seem fine, but deep down they need money to get their hair done.
They might seem fine, but deep down they need money to get their hair done.
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Check on the women in your life.
They might seem fine, but deep down they need money to get their hair done.
They might seem fine, but deep down they need money to get their hair done.
I love that my Spotify liked songs playlist just went from Jon B and Tupac to Sam Hunt.
RANGE.
RANGE.
November 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I love that my Spotify liked songs playlist just went from Jon B and Tupac to Sam Hunt.
RANGE.
RANGE.
One day you’ll make it back to where you can fly …
November 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
One day you’ll make it back to where you can fly …
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Was anyone able to focus at work today? I was NOT locked in.
November 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Was anyone able to focus at work today? I was NOT locked in.
Hmmmm … interesting ALT text
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Hmmmm … interesting ALT text
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I believe in aiding and abetting my own romantic pursuits (within reason)
I’m not one for talking myself out of my own happiness.
I’m not one for talking myself out of my own happiness.
November 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I believe in aiding and abetting my own romantic pursuits (within reason)
I’m not one for talking myself out of my own happiness.
I’m not one for talking myself out of my own happiness.
Nah. I believe in giving folks grace until it feels like they’re playing in your face.
And a week in is early to even ascertain patterns of communication.
As long as the LIKE is still there for me … I’m not putting extra salt in the soup
And a week in is early to even ascertain patterns of communication.
As long as the LIKE is still there for me … I’m not putting extra salt in the soup
Asking fearfully bc I don’t wanna slippery slope into dating topics but if someone you met a week ago on an app but had great and quick responses from then they didn’t text for 2 days and when they did went back to great convo….. you salty?
November 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Nah. I believe in giving folks grace until it feels like they’re playing in your face.
And a week in is early to even ascertain patterns of communication.
As long as the LIKE is still there for me … I’m not putting extra salt in the soup
And a week in is early to even ascertain patterns of communication.
As long as the LIKE is still there for me … I’m not putting extra salt in the soup
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November 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Me when I first moved to Colombia 😂
When you go from hahaha to jajaja for that carne asada
November 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Me when I first moved to Colombia 😂
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Dawg she posted her husband trying picking her up and just listen to the audio 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭….., More of these TikTok couples instead the ones giving advice
November 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Dawg she posted her husband trying picking her up and just listen to the audio 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭….., More of these TikTok couples instead the ones giving advice
I HATE when I have to add punctuation to my muted words because they keep slipping through on a technicality!
now I gotta mute
Word
Word.
Word,
Word!
JUST to be sure
now I gotta mute
Word
Word.
Word,
Word!
JUST to be sure
November 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I HATE when I have to add punctuation to my muted words because they keep slipping through on a technicality!
now I gotta mute
Word
Word.
Word,
Word!
JUST to be sure
now I gotta mute
Word
Word.
Word,
Word!
JUST to be sure
Just got a notification that more of my Christmas decorations have arrived!
a man in a green elf costume with a white collar is laughing in front of a christmas tree
ALT: a man in a green elf costume with a white collar is laughing in front of a christmas tree
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Just got a notification that more of my Christmas decorations have arrived!
Now , more than ever, it’s important to know what a good life feels like to YOU.
Today You, not yesterday you.
Don’t fuck around and be working on someone else’s life goals.
Today You, not yesterday you.
Don’t fuck around and be working on someone else’s life goals.
November 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Now , more than ever, it’s important to know what a good life feels like to YOU.
Today You, not yesterday you.
Don’t fuck around and be working on someone else’s life goals.
Today You, not yesterday you.
Don’t fuck around and be working on someone else’s life goals.
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ESPECIALLY in this moment. What's for me is already mine.
November 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
ESPECIALLY in this moment. What's for me is already mine.
If your company uses Gusto for payroll.
Look into the On Demand Pay feature and be blessed.
Look into the On Demand Pay feature and be blessed.
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
If your company uses Gusto for payroll.
Look into the On Demand Pay feature and be blessed.
Look into the On Demand Pay feature and be blessed.
Oh, I’m GOING to live the way I wanna live.
November 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Oh, I’m GOING to live the way I wanna live.
Afterpay really is THAT GIRL!
November 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Afterpay really is THAT GIRL!
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My instincts about what people are be pretty accurate 😭
November 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
My instincts about what people are be pretty accurate 😭
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boomers will hush you up so fast. they act like you bringing it up will cause them to die immediately. ma, please! 😭
My Mama damn near curses me out if I even try to ASK if anything is in place.
And I get it … not something you wanna think about.
But I am her ONLY child and allllllll that shit is going to be solely my responsibility.
And I get it … not something you wanna think about.
But I am her ONLY child and allllllll that shit is going to be solely my responsibility.
I hate that talking about death/final wishes and shit is so taboo
Like damn, can’t a nigga prepare you so you don’t gotta be out here looking crazy when I’m gone?!?
Like damn, can’t a nigga prepare you so you don’t gotta be out here looking crazy when I’m gone?!?
November 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
boomers will hush you up so fast. they act like you bringing it up will cause them to die immediately. ma, please! 😭
THIS like you’re “speaking it over them”
boomers will hush you up so fast. they act like you bringing it up will cause them to die immediately. ma, please! 😭
My Mama damn near curses me out if I even try to ASK if anything is in place.
And I get it … not something you wanna think about.
But I am her ONLY child and allllllll that shit is going to be solely my responsibility.
And I get it … not something you wanna think about.
But I am her ONLY child and allllllll that shit is going to be solely my responsibility.
November 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
THIS like you’re “speaking it over them”