N*gga Wonka 🍬 (Vlad ⚓)
@vjlonir.bsky.social
Lvl. 27
#93Bandits
I build Gundams and read comics.
Demi/Ace, INFJ-A
#93Bandits
I build Gundams and read comics.
Demi/Ace, INFJ-A
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shop.hlj.com/vjollnir
#HobbyLinkJapan #Anime #Manga #Toys
ARF ARF ARF ARGGGGHHHH ARF
AWOOOOOOOOOOO
AWOOOOOOOOOOO
February 11, 2026 at 4:05 AM
ARF ARF ARF ARGGGGHHHH ARF
AWOOOOOOOOOOO
AWOOOOOOOOOOO
I
SWEAR
TO
ODIN
SWEAR
TO
ODIN
Some of the finest women are the weirdest little gremlins when you get them happy and comfortable😂😂
February 11, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I
SWEAR
TO
ODIN
SWEAR
TO
ODIN
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hey yall ! been a while since i posted, i’ve been getting settled into our new home we moved into recently
soon I will update my cheesecake menu to include minis !🫶🏽
soon I will update my cheesecake menu to include minis !🫶🏽
February 11, 2026 at 2:41 AM
hey yall ! been a while since i posted, i’ve been getting settled into our new home we moved into recently
soon I will update my cheesecake menu to include minis !🫶🏽
soon I will update my cheesecake menu to include minis !🫶🏽
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It's one thing to accidentally post AI and not realize it. People mention it, you take it down, live and learn.
It's another thing to *repeatedly* post AI and act like everyone else is fucked up for calling it out. Issa no for me.
It's another thing to *repeatedly* post AI and act like everyone else is fucked up for calling it out. Issa no for me.
February 11, 2026 at 2:36 AM
It's one thing to accidentally post AI and not realize it. People mention it, you take it down, live and learn.
It's another thing to *repeatedly* post AI and act like everyone else is fucked up for calling it out. Issa no for me.
It's another thing to *repeatedly* post AI and act like everyone else is fucked up for calling it out. Issa no for me.
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The way I would’ve thrown my panties and bra on stage at him like a real hussy !!
February 10, 2026 at 7:33 PM
The way I would’ve thrown my panties and bra on stage at him like a real hussy !!
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If we can't find joy in anything, we are not gonna make it.
February 10, 2026 at 6:50 PM
If we can't find joy in anything, we are not gonna make it.
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Rivals doing all these team ups nshit…they need to give me back the Peni/Rocket team up 😭😭😭😭😭😭 it’s like they don’t want me to have nice things
February 10, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Rivals doing all these team ups nshit…they need to give me back the Peni/Rocket team up 😭😭😭😭😭😭 it’s like they don’t want me to have nice things
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African food has gotten so expensive since the Panoramic but oh well
February 10, 2026 at 5:39 PM
African food has gotten so expensive since the Panoramic but oh well
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Motivational speakers are…. Scammers. Idk.
February 10, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Motivational speakers are…. Scammers. Idk.
Me in my wife's comment section om Facebook:
Regular comments: So gorgeous 😍
Me: Let me eat it from the back!! RN!! 😋🤣🤣
Me: Let me eat it from the back!! RN!! 😋🤣🤣
February 10, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Me in my wife's comment section om Facebook:
BRONZE!?
Telling the whole world you cheated on your girl at the Olympics after winning Bronze is leaving me stunned
February 10, 2026 at 5:21 PM
BRONZE!?
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ima forever "treat myself" and thats my fucking problem.
February 10, 2026 at 5:12 PM
ima forever "treat myself" and thats my fucking problem.
CALL ME TRICK DADDY 🗣️🗣️🗣️
I'm bout to start trickin
February 10, 2026 at 5:14 PM
CALL ME TRICK DADDY 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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Caught her lacking🙂↔️
February 10, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Caught her lacking🙂↔️
I'm bout to start trickin
February 10, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I'm bout to start trickin
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The same way those DOGE checks and tariff checks
February 10, 2026 at 4:54 PM
The same way those DOGE checks and tariff checks
The holler that escaped me 🤣🤣🤣
SheeboodeebooSLUUUUUMMMBERRRRRRR
February 10, 2026 at 3:57 PM
The holler that escaped me 🤣🤣🤣
Where do they even be goin 😭?
Yeah idk how they do it
Short people be walking like Mr. Krabs lol
Lil ass legs
Lil ass legs
February 10, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Where do they even be goin 😭?
Short people be walking like Mr. Krabs lol
Lil ass legs
Lil ass legs
February 10, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Short people be walking like Mr. Krabs lol
Lil ass legs
Lil ass legs
I'LL SMITE THEY ASS TOO 🗣️
Vlad tryna off me with a hammer. Someone protect me
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I'LL SMITE THEY ASS TOO 🗣️
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People will engage with others any kind of way and then act confused about getting blocked. That is fascinating.
February 10, 2026 at 3:25 PM
People will engage with others any kind of way and then act confused about getting blocked. That is fascinating.
Alright, time to bankrupt myself collecting action figures again 😌
Hey … remember this year we said we’re diving more into our hobbies.
Just for fun.
Because there’s value in fun.
(Also your nervous system needs it)
Just for fun.
Because there’s value in fun.
(Also your nervous system needs it)
February 10, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Alright, time to bankrupt myself collecting action figures again 😌
Man.
You guys ever get sad mid conversation when you realize the person isn't actually listening to what you're saying?
February 10, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Man.
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Ask not for whom the fajitas come out sizzlin - they sizzle for me
February 10, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Ask not for whom the fajitas come out sizzlin - they sizzle for me
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I hate when the automatic sink sensor is racist.
February 10, 2026 at 3:03 PM
I hate when the automatic sink sensor is racist.