Vlad ⚓
@vjlonir.bsky.social
Lvl. 27
#93Bandits
I build Gundams and read comics.
Demi/Ace, INFJ-A
#93Bandits
I build Gundams and read comics.
Demi/Ace, INFJ-A
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Vlad ⚓
@vjlonir.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Holy howitzer in a sock Batman, I'm mad excited to be part of the HobbylinkJapan Affiliate Program ⚓
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The best place for all your figure collecting wants & needs. Shop your fave merch and collectibles with my link below!
shop.hlj.com/vjollnir
#HobbyLinkJapan #Anime #Manga #Toys
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I’ve been making crunchwraps at home and I love it here.
February 13, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I’ve been making crunchwraps at home and I love it here.
Feral thoughts lurking.
February 13, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Feral thoughts lurking.
I be fighting 😭
Vlad holding it together
February 13, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I be fighting 😭
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HGTV a real one. Homegirl got fired BEFORE I heard the slur AND statement
a murdoch mysteries advertisement shows two men talking to each other
ALT: a murdoch mysteries advertisement shows two men talking to each other
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February 13, 2026 at 2:48 PM
HGTV a real one. Homegirl got fired BEFORE I heard the slur AND statement
I can hold my own!
Chill topic of the day: Who you'd pass the blunt to?
RN @vjlonir.bsky.social but it's just so I can see him crash out and my giggly ass can laugh live in person instead of just here.
RN @vjlonir.bsky.social but it's just so I can see him crash out and my giggly ass can laugh live in person instead of just here.
February 13, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I can hold my own!
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Because what I look like?! 😩😂
February 13, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Because what I look like?! 😩😂
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dragging him by the wrist actually made me drop to my knees laughing
Because what I look like?! 😩😂
February 13, 2026 at 2:53 PM
dragging him by the wrist actually made me drop to my knees laughing
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Why do I need a job and have to pay bills if they’re just going to burn everything to the ground? Why do I have responsibilities and obligations when they’re doing whatever the fuck every day?
February 13, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Why do I need a job and have to pay bills if they’re just going to burn everything to the ground? Why do I have responsibilities and obligations when they’re doing whatever the fuck every day?
Imma go sit in my garden and smoke 😌
February 13, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Imma go sit in my garden and smoke 😌
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Menudo for the win
February 13, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Menudo for the win
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Egg nog should not be a seasonal drink.
February 13, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Egg nog should not be a seasonal drink.
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There’s a grilled cheese somewhere that needs me right now.
a sandwich is being cooked in a skillet with the word delish in the upper right corner
Alt: a grilled cheese sandwich is being cooked in a skillet with the word delish in the upper right corner
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February 13, 2026 at 7:15 AM
There’s a grilled cheese somewhere that needs me right now.
Damn, Y'all got work today?
February 13, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Damn, Y'all got work today?
🧃 🤤🤤🤤🤤
Need a late night treat?? Im soft and chewy and I’ll melt in your mouth 😋
February 13, 2026 at 6:24 AM
🧃 🤤🤤🤤🤤
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Need a late night treat?? Im soft and chewy and I’ll melt in your mouth 😋
February 7, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Need a late night treat?? Im soft and chewy and I’ll melt in your mouth 😋
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I could half binge clone wars all day
February 13, 2026 at 6:22 AM
I could half binge clone wars all day
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Oh wait my bad I forgot I’m the king of manifestation in the home 🙂↔️🙂↔️🙂↔️ my mind was clouded for a moment bt I hit my blunt nd cleared tht up! The feeling is tht I earned it! 😋
February 13, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Oh wait my bad I forgot I’m the king of manifestation in the home 🙂↔️🙂↔️🙂↔️ my mind was clouded for a moment bt I hit my blunt nd cleared tht up! The feeling is tht I earned it! 😋
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Eat my coochie. Let’s make a movie nigga.
February 13, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Eat my coochie. Let’s make a movie nigga.
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Why is this blunt trying to beat my ass what did I do to you girl!!?!
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Why is this blunt trying to beat my ass what did I do to you girl!!?!
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I’m obsessed with ppl tht save my trash brain text posts jst to make a point tht they dnt have to listen to me when I tell yall not to save posts of my tits nd butthole without paying me. The commitment to being tht weird to me cause yall can’t have free hole proves my point so well actually. 🚩🚩🚩
February 13, 2026 at 4:58 AM
I’m obsessed with ppl tht save my trash brain text posts jst to make a point tht they dnt have to listen to me when I tell yall not to save posts of my tits nd butthole without paying me. The commitment to being tht weird to me cause yall can’t have free hole proves my point so well actually. 🚩🚩🚩
I watch ships like this roll by at work almost every day 😁
Kids frantically pushing aside the new Pokemon and Mandalorian LEGO sets in Target to purchase the ANE MÆRSK container vessel
February 13, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I watch ships like this roll by at work almost every day 😁
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Trump posted a video depicting the first Black president and his wife as apes and his excuse for this is that it's a riff on The Lion King, a movie that does not feature any apes. Somehow this was a one-day story and we've already moved on.
February 13, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Trump posted a video depicting the first Black president and his wife as apes and his excuse for this is that it's a riff on The Lion King, a movie that does not feature any apes. Somehow this was a one-day story and we've already moved on.
All my moots are super pretty 🤔
the bigger the forehead the prettier the woman 😌
February 13, 2026 at 12:02 AM
All my moots are super pretty 🤔