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Vlad⚓, but Jolly ☃️🍪🎄❄️
@vjlonir.bsky.social
Lvl. 27

#93Bandits

I build Gundams and read comics.

Demi/Ace, INFJ-A
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Holy howitzer in a sock Batman, I'm mad excited to be part of the HobbylinkJapan Affiliate Program ⚓

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Dresser look like it be throwing ass when Be Our Guest come on.
mfing Whoville lookin’ ass cabinet, this jusy ruined my whole god dam day smfh fuck this shit
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
It is funny people who ain't seen me from highschool seeing me now 🤣

Especially with how long my hair is, like they done seen a revenant 😂
Nah I've got horrible skin 😔
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Finna put on some Howlin Wolf and jig round this bih

on.soundcloud.com/yOARqM5TgrD0...
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Bite my anchor while I'm in it.
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Found a blunt of gelato I forgot about 😭
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Why yall make it known yall have no intentions of buying from sexworkers but be following hella 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Nah I've got horrible skin 😔
November 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I'll blow an O 😊
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I got a quarter with Ida B. Wells on the back 🥹
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Don't tell me what to do 😡
Y’all need to stop eating coochie
November 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Y'all lucky I'ma good boi...
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
🙄, I'm fineeeeeee
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Fuck it 🗣️
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Y'all not gone beat my ass about it 😌

Today's been mad busy for me, I haven't eaten since...
It’s 10pm and you posting this is bold because…. 😂
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Sometimes you gotta speak it into existence 😂😂😂 #optcg
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I need to eat
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Inside the crate part 1 💜✨
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I'm not commenting on women's bodies or my preferences regarding them.
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Again.
November 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Guys I love you all to death...

Please, I I beg of you, read the picture.

Like, look at the picture please.
Coworker dragged me all the way from my side of the store cause he couldn't figure out how to unlock the microwave...
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
*Enjoyer
Just a gentle reminder: @vjlonir.bsky.social is a short women hater (I didn’t forget 😌)
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The younger guys at my job are starting to annoy me, not a single one has so much as gone on a date or even kissed someone...

But every fucking convo they wanna have is about women, and cougars, and body counts

SHUT THE HELL UP
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Time to wake n bake!!! Mawnin!
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
😊
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM