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vjlonir.bsky.social
Vlad⚓, but Jolly ☃️🍪🎄❄️
@vjlonir.bsky.social
1.4K followers 520 following 25K posts
Lvl. 27

#93Bandits

I build Gundams and read comics.

Demi/Ace, INFJ-A
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vjlonir.bsky.social
One more 😌
A black and white selfie of the user they're standing in front of a curtain. They're wearing a grey t-shirt, A simple rope gold chain with a anchor pendant, and a cloth/fabric NASA hat. They have short locs, and a short trimmed beard and mustache
November 23, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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YEAH NIGGA DIS ME 🤣
A black and white selfie of the user they're standing in front of a white wall while wearing a somewhat gray shirt a simple rope gold chain with an anchor pendant they have a short beard and mustache a black head wrap and they have a NASA hat sitting atop the wrap
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
vjlonir.bsky.social
Nah I've got horrible skin 😔
A top down selfie of the user, they stand afront a blue curtain. They are wearing a black shirt and a simple gold rope chain with an anchor pendant, they are also wearing a grey headwrap. Their right hand obscures half their face
November 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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I'll blow an O 😊
A black and white selfie of the user, they're wearing a white shirt and a simple gold rope chain with an anchor pendant they have a short beard and moustache and are wearing a bandana head wrap
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
vjlonir.bsky.social
😊
A picture of a small tub of "Buttah" brand Oil-Free Hyaluronic Gel Cream moisturizer, the tub us black with white and blue lettering and the background is a nice light blue
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Coworker dragged me all the way from my side of the store cause he couldn't figure out how to unlock the microwave...
The control panel for a newer microwave featuring many different buttons and features and numerical pad towards the bottom there's a prominent button in the center of the console that says "unlock"
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
vjlonir.bsky.social
Me everytime I tune into the news:
A comic panel of spiderman amongst a dark pink background, there's speech bubbles next to his head that read "In the name of God--, ..STOP!!"
November 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
vjlonir.bsky.social
LOOKIT
A black and white selfie of the back of the user's head featuring there long hair touching the top of their back over their black T-shirt they stand a front a white wall
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
vjlonir.bsky.social
Edible beating my ass but I'm being very brave about it 😌
Black and white selfie of the user they are standing in front of a curtain while wearing a black T-shirt with lettering on it that reads "gorillaz", they have a neatly trimmed beard and mustache and they are wearing a bandana-themed head wrap
November 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
vjlonir.bsky.social
Where my nobel prize???
Perfectly Golden corner of a perfectly made grilled cheese sandwich in a silver pan
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
vjlonir.bsky.social
I could spend an entire day like this.
A black and white manga panel of a woman with long black hair kissing on the Adam's apple of a unnamed, unseen man
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
vjlonir.bsky.social
I'm just saying 乁⁠|⁠ ⁠･⁠ ⁠〰⁠ ⁠･⁠ ⁠|⁠ㄏ
A comic graphic that features a vampire in a large black cape with a red inside holding a woman in a short pink dress with black heels amongst a black night. She is holding a severed man's head that is dripping blood over a full trash can, there's a caption on the moon that reads "Dump Chad, and get yourself a Vlad".
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
vjlonir.bsky.social
The bouquets are gorgeous, trust 👌🏾
Bouquet of red roses pink and purple flower in a glass face sitting on top of a white shelf with a white kitchen
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
vjlonir.bsky.social
🗡️
A closeup shot of the user's temple from Italy featuring their recent haircut they have their locs twisted and pushed back to the side to allow easy viewing they're wearing black frame glasses that are missing the bottom rim and they are standing amongst the blue sky
November 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
vjlonir.bsky.social
There y'all go with that weirdass virtual entitlement
A bright red text graphic amongst a black background that reads "Extremely Loud Incorrect Buzzer"
November 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
vjlonir.bsky.social
I wasn't jokin 🤣
An upwards faceless selfie of the user where in one arm they hold a 50lb sack of sugar on their shoulder, they have on a black shirt with a red apron, simple gold rope chain with an anchor pendant, and some locs creep in from the right The sack is flour white and reads as being 50lbs
November 20, 2025 at 2:14 PM
vjlonir.bsky.social
Like do you know how pissed I am that my friend, a veteran, was killed right after celebrating Veteran's Day AT WORK, was killed by a fuckhead that posts shit like this...
A distorted meme of a "traditional" family where the husband is teaching the wife how to use a rifle A meme featuring George Washington brandishing an assault rifle standing afront the american flag A parody of the art piece "American Gothic" where the titular pitchfork the husband holds is shodily edited to be an assault rifle
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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But the amount of "ebony", "bbc", "WMBF (white male, black female) threads...
A recent screenshot of a 4chan thread, the text of importance reads "No black men" in context of it being a media thread
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
vjlonir.bsky.social
U said
A young cartoon boy with braces and rubber gloves looks on as another gloved hand holds up a singular saltine shaped cookie
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
vjlonir.bsky.social
ARF ARF ARF
November 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
vjlonir.bsky.social
This y'all
A scene from the cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants where SpongeBob and Patrick are standing outside while holding a cardboard box and squidward's house which is in the shape of the vintage of a face is leaning over inquisitively suggesting that the house is nosy to their business. They stand amongst a sandy front yard with a blue and light blue sky amongst them with differently colored flowers decorating it
November 20, 2025 at 5:41 AM
vjlonir.bsky.social
"Become a Sith Lord and I'll send you feet pics"

A force sensitive like me:
A selfie of the user wearing a pink shirt while holding a red lightsaber with a mischievous look on their face they also wearing a bandana-themed headwrap
November 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM