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Vlad⚓, but Jolly ☃️🍪🎄❄️
@vjlonir.bsky.social
Lvl. 27

#93Bandits

I build Gundams and read comics.

Demi/Ace, INFJ-A
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Holy howitzer in a sock Batman, I'm mad excited to be part of the HobbylinkJapan Affiliate Program ⚓

The best place for all your figure collecting wants & needs. Shop your fave merch and collectibles with my link below!

shop.hlj.com/vjollnir

#HobbyLinkJapan #Anime #Manga #Toys
HOLY SHIT I'M HYPE AFFFFFFFFF
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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C - $permanentalien
V - @permanentalien
PP - @AlyssumBorges
gofund.me/982b699b
or wovenalyssum.com

Here’s some of their links and payments types and you should also check out their gorgeous handmade woven jewelry!! It’s so pretty and creative and extremely cool!
November 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Nah, I don't feel like it
When in doubt… Send her some money.

It might not work out in your favor but at least you won’t get called broke in the group chat.
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Ditto
i hate this idea that there’s something fundamentally broken about men from birth that makes them incapable of softness or genuine compassion
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Hope I’ll have time to post something cute for y’all today bt ive been so busy all month and this is all I’ve got. I miss yall. Do you miss me?? 😩
#wagonwednesday #littlebutts #blackskynsfw #swoc #payforyourporn #realnsfw #birthdayeve
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
*distant obnoxiously loud cackling*
Wth is wrong with you? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
RUDOLPH, WITH THEM SHOES SO CRASS

TAKE EM OFF, FO I KICK YO ASS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I have no clue what imma do at work today
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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TINY CHEF IS THE GOOGLE THANKSGIVING 2025 SIGN 🥰🥰☺️
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Why even create anymore, it's just gonna get sucked into some AI database and regurgitated with corn chunks.
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I seriously have no hope in anyone anymore, and I don't even care

Imma blow Os till it all blow over
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I'm finding it harder and harder to care about shit
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 AM
WE GOT SALAMANDER COSMETICS 🔥 😩
Space Marine 2 Patch 11 dropped and I gotta work 😭😭😭😭
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Man LET ME LIVE
DISGUSTING
I didn’t realize everybody’s favorite piece of the chicken was THIGHS! 😵‍💫
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
It's all fun n games till I start making screwing a lightbulb in sound effects
Okay so boom imagine we’re mid threesome, I sit on it right? Reverse cowgirl though and then I put my legs up like THIS and the other person spins me around in circles by my legs while it’s in me
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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Y’all so annoying. I be talking to myself and here you go with an opinion nobody asked for that has NOTHING to do with what I was talking about 😭
November 26, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Y'all petnames ASS 🗣️
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
We got a new hire that pronounces "Cocoa" as "Ko-ko-ah" and I haven't corrected them yet
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Me and my sis made some plates, warmed it up and bagged some fruit to give to a homeless person tonight. It’s not much but if everyone can do it this week or on thanksgiving, it will help someone ❤️❤️
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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TL Cleanse
November 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Not for food tho.
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
You gotta read it like Bullhorn from Black Dynamite 🧨
RUDOLPH, WITH THEM SHOES SO CRASS

TAKE EM OFF, FO I KICK YO ASS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The present is a gift.
What has this year taught you?
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
THE RUDOLPH 12s!!!!?!??
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM