Balsalmic Niggarette 🥗
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1908 🩷💚• pharmacy • 🇯🇲 • 28 • Virgo • Htx • Proverbs 31:26 🌹
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People will be afraid to fly but will have unprotected sex with someone in the back of the club they met 30 minutes ago off of vibes
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 AM
People will be afraid to fly but will have unprotected sex with someone in the back of the club they met 30 minutes ago off of vibes
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If that man can’t even be a good friend to you, he will never be good as a romantic partner.
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
If that man can’t even be a good friend to you, he will never be good as a romantic partner.
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Looks like a soirée but really just on set. 🎬🤣😘
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Looks like a soirée but really just on set. 🎬🤣😘
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People who can’t see natural hair as classy<<<<<<<<
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
People who can’t see natural hair as classy<<<<<<<<
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I told the child.. come on let mommy do ya hair …. She gon say “mommy do yours first cuz yours look clumsy…..” ………
November 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I told the child.. come on let mommy do ya hair …. She gon say “mommy do yours first cuz yours look clumsy…..” ………
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When a woman tells another woman she’s pretty>>>>
November 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
When a woman tells another woman she’s pretty>>>>
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It’s cause you have extra time since you don’t have to do your hair everyday.
I fold my laundry right away because I'm better than y'all
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
It’s cause you have extra time since you don’t have to do your hair everyday.
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If you’ve never been in an abusive relationship, that’s amazing. But it’s weird TO ME to frame your experience in a way that suggests that the people who have gone through it are a certain “type” of woman.
November 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
If you’ve never been in an abusive relationship, that’s amazing. But it’s weird TO ME to frame your experience in a way that suggests that the people who have gone through it are a certain “type” of woman.
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Random thought: I legit can’t wait to have a husband and love on him, possibly have kids and love on them, and just have a family that I cherish and that I prayed for. I often get sad that I don’t have it yet.
But somehow married people find me to tell me how miserable they are & I just be like 😳
But somehow married people find me to tell me how miserable they are & I just be like 😳
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Random thought: I legit can’t wait to have a husband and love on him, possibly have kids and love on them, and just have a family that I cherish and that I prayed for. I often get sad that I don’t have it yet.
But somehow married people find me to tell me how miserable they are & I just be like 😳
But somehow married people find me to tell me how miserable they are & I just be like 😳
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She ain’t really feeling you if you can’t randomly call or FaceTime her ….. keep ya head up chief
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
She ain’t really feeling you if you can’t randomly call or FaceTime her ….. keep ya head up chief
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Me, every 2-5 business days:
November 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Me, every 2-5 business days:
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Speak kindly to and about your body.
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Speak kindly to and about your body.
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The question is not “do I need it?” but “which card shall I use to buy it?”
November 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The question is not “do I need it?” but “which card shall I use to buy it?”
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A HUM DO A LOT! 🌬️🤲🏾✨
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
A HUM DO A LOT! 🌬️🤲🏾✨
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I’m a sapiosexual.
It’s not just about attraction, it’s about alignment.
You have to be in tune mentally, spiritually, physically and emotionally.
We should be able to flow like the wind carries a leaf effortlessly, naturally, and rhythmically.
If your mind doesn’t move me, my body won’t.
It’s not just about attraction, it’s about alignment.
You have to be in tune mentally, spiritually, physically and emotionally.
We should be able to flow like the wind carries a leaf effortlessly, naturally, and rhythmically.
If your mind doesn’t move me, my body won’t.
elmo from sesame street is dancing with a stick in his hand
ALT: elmo from sesame street is dancing with a stick in his hand
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November 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I’m a sapiosexual.
It’s not just about attraction, it’s about alignment.
You have to be in tune mentally, spiritually, physically and emotionally.
We should be able to flow like the wind carries a leaf effortlessly, naturally, and rhythmically.
If your mind doesn’t move me, my body won’t.
It’s not just about attraction, it’s about alignment.
You have to be in tune mentally, spiritually, physically and emotionally.
We should be able to flow like the wind carries a leaf effortlessly, naturally, and rhythmically.
If your mind doesn’t move me, my body won’t.
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intimacy is being able to have difficult conversations with someone knowing they won’t disappear.
November 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
intimacy is being able to have difficult conversations with someone knowing they won’t disappear.
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Check on the women in your life.
They might seem fine, but deep down they need money to get their hair done.
They might seem fine, but deep down they need money to get their hair done.
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Check on the women in your life.
They might seem fine, but deep down they need money to get their hair done.
They might seem fine, but deep down they need money to get their hair done.
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Or money to get their nails done, get waxed, eat lunch etc.
Check on the women in your life.
They might seem fine, but deep down they need money to get their hair done.
They might seem fine, but deep down they need money to get their hair done.
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Or money to get their nails done, get waxed, eat lunch etc.
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I pray this season be gentle and kind, a season of rest from the wheel of the mind
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I pray this season be gentle and kind, a season of rest from the wheel of the mind
Stress
10. What ages a person quickly?
November 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Stress
Why i’m here and why I have to live in the same timeline as people with 4 functioning brain cells
9. What is one thing that your mind simply can't grasp?
November 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Why i’m here and why I have to live in the same timeline as people with 4 functioning brain cells
Dark brown
3. What color are your eyes?
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Dark brown
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Everyone doesn’t desire marriage.
Everyone doesn’t desire to have chiren. And that’s just fine. I’ll hold tight to the belief that if folks made those decisions because they wanted to and not because they felt like they had to, things would prolly be better.
Everyone doesn’t desire to have chiren. And that’s just fine. I’ll hold tight to the belief that if folks made those decisions because they wanted to and not because they felt like they had to, things would prolly be better.
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Everyone doesn’t desire marriage.
Everyone doesn’t desire to have chiren. And that’s just fine. I’ll hold tight to the belief that if folks made those decisions because they wanted to and not because they felt like they had to, things would prolly be better.
Everyone doesn’t desire to have chiren. And that’s just fine. I’ll hold tight to the belief that if folks made those decisions because they wanted to and not because they felt like they had to, things would prolly be better.
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Imagine trying to convince someone a decade ago that this sentence would be a 100% literally accurate description of the American political situation.
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Imagine trying to convince someone a decade ago that this sentence would be a 100% literally accurate description of the American political situation.