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It smells like new house over here.
#FreePalestine #YallStillNeedTherapy
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Karma is like the MARTA train, it might not be on time but its definitely coming.
Patrick Beverly arrested in Fort Bend County, Texas :Records state Beverley is charged with assault family violence/household impending breath, which is a third-degree felony. 

Bond for Beverley was set at $40,000. 

www.fox26houston.com/news/former-...
Former NBA player Patrick Beverley arrested in Texas
Former NBA player Patrick Beverley was arrested Friday in Fort Bend County, Texas, according to court records.
www.fox26houston.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Klay a better man than me bc I would have asked Pat Bev if that white woman is why he had to finish his basketball career in Israel and still never won anything.
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
“You need to call her.”
November 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I finally made the call to get back on meds and I’m very proud of myself. Clap for me, the ADHD has been whoopin my ass but I’ve still been thriving. 🥲
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
You gotta be very careful who you have a child with. If the person I have a child with isn’t ready to go full General Sherman about our child, KEEP IT. I’m not raising a baby with a sorry, weak ass bitch. No compromises.
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
🛎️ 🛎️ 🛎️

Exactly.
Mf said boys will be boys about someone creating pornagraohic images of his own child... They need to search the daddy's computer. That is not a normal response.
Terrible that you have to fight your own battles because your daddy is a bitch. I’m so sorry for that poor baby. www.wsaw.com/2025/11/12/g...
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Terrible that you have to fight your own battles because your daddy is a bitch. I’m so sorry for that poor baby. www.wsaw.com/2025/11/12/g...
Girl, 13, expelled for hitting classmate who made a deepfake porn image of her, lawyers say
A 13-year-old student was expelled from a Louisiana middle school after hitting a male classmate who she said created and shared a deepfake pornographic image of her, according to her family’s lawyers...
www.wsaw.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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I left off an important word: it does not *always* happen that way.
My mama blocked my dad on everything. Once we became adults she absolutely refused to speak to him and even told us not to give him any info on her or her life.
You divorce somebody and you think that once the kids are grown you don’t have to deal with them anymore. It does not happen that way.
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Insidious.
Name a film about a scary location or place.
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Kid who?
November 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Fun fact: If big tittied women swing their titties back and forth they can hypnotize you
November 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Mickey
Boobie
EightFour
Bowlegged Lou
Big Baby
Phineas
Lil Harvey

Depends on how you know me.
Good evening my lovely people 😌❤️. It’s me again!
Let’s interact

#questionsky #answersky #blacksky

1. What is your nickname?
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
When I’m President, all my economic data is coming from Hollywood Video.
When I’m President, all my economic data I coming from Circuit City.
When I’m President, all my economic data is coming from Mattress Firm.
November 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Without Jonathan Winters, Robin Williams would not have been possible -- by Robin's own admission.
Remembering Jonathan Winters on his birthday (November 11, 1925 – April 11, 2013) 🕊💙

#VeteransDay
November 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
27 fuckin degrees outside and the heat wasn’t on. Man, if you don’t get the fuck…
November 11, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Nah, this is sick. Everybody in the room needs to be beat up.
They WERE NOT hype enough for my boi.

HE WAS GOIN DUMB ON THEM KEYS
November 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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They WERE NOT hype enough for my boi.

HE WAS GOIN DUMB ON THEM KEYS
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I have a bear that’s a little bigger than me and it’s one of my favorite things. It takes up half my bed when I pull him out the closet. His name is Taco.
Hot take: the world would be a better less stressed place if more adults had stuffies to cuddle.
It’s so ridiculous trying to sleep and thinking to myself, “damn, I really need to grow up,” and then realizing I’m cuddling a giant (3-4 ft) Yoshi plushie. 🙃
November 11, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I have to coach TWO games tonight. Dreading the thought and it’s 12 hrs away.
I DO know you better put some thermals on if you leaving out the house today
November 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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A mf can never make me feel bad about spinning the block, cuz baby I MISS YOU LMAOOO
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 AM
The DC I was raised on and love dearly. I need to visit and immerse myself real bad.
Timeline cleanse courtesy of the actual DC
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Anybody else realize that you have to disassociate from shit to maintain your sanity? Just me? 😅
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I’m really tryna go to brunch with a fine woman who’s eye fuckin me from across the table and feelin me up under said table so we can make out in the Lyft on the way back to whoever’s place to set the walls on fire. I need to be reaching for electrolytes after.
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
When I start my practice, I’m utilizing play therapy for adults and ima revolutionize the whole mental health space. Can’t wait!
Talking bout her was scammed. How she tricked me like that 😂😂😂
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM