B R A N D O N
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cabaret•ish*
pull up a chair. linger a while.
pull up a chair. linger a while.
I need to speak to Ms. Knowles IMMEDIATELY! Stop it with the Easter eggs and give us Act III!!!
February 16, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I need to speak to Ms. Knowles IMMEDIATELY! Stop it with the Easter eggs and give us Act III!!!
Honestly, IDK if Quad and King were together at all this season. His energy towards her has been off the entire season imho (especially in the confessional footage). It’s giving they had an agreement to film together and let the relationship dissolve on screen. #Married2Med #MarriedToMedicine
February 16, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Honestly, IDK if Quad and King were together at all this season. His energy towards her has been off the entire season imho (especially in the confessional footage). It’s giving they had an agreement to film together and let the relationship dissolve on screen. #Married2Med #MarriedToMedicine
I mean… Heavenly is basically the Democratic Party’s Donald Trump… #Married2Med #MarriedToMedicine
February 16, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I mean… Heavenly is basically the Democratic Party’s Donald Trump… #Married2Med #MarriedToMedicine
Wait… what? Heavenly just kissed Simone in the mouth? #Married2Med #MarriedToMedicine
February 16, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Wait… what? Heavenly just kissed Simone in the mouth? #Married2Med #MarriedToMedicine
So, can Contessa be the permanent host for all trips? Cuz she is doing the damn thing. #Married2Med #MarriedToMedicine
February 16, 2026 at 2:04 AM
So, can Contessa be the permanent host for all trips? Cuz she is doing the damn thing. #Married2Med #MarriedToMedicine
February 16, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Giselle and Ashley need to outline a clear storyline before they sign contracts for the next season!
What did they actually give us this season besides concocted drama, meddling in other people’s business, and senseless shit stirring? #RHOP
What did they actually give us this season besides concocted drama, meddling in other people’s business, and senseless shit stirring? #RHOP
February 16, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Giselle and Ashley need to outline a clear storyline before they sign contracts for the next season!
What did they actually give us this season besides concocted drama, meddling in other people’s business, and senseless shit stirring? #RHOP
What did they actually give us this season besides concocted drama, meddling in other people’s business, and senseless shit stirring? #RHOP
Brandy… what the entire hell? Who asked you to sing the national anthem in cursive like this?
February 16, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Brandy… what the entire hell? Who asked you to sing the national anthem in cursive like this?
What a surprise
a universe in your eyes
I couldn't pretend i wasn't seein'
what i was seein' and feelin'
a universe in your eyes
I couldn't pretend i wasn't seein'
what i was seein' and feelin'
A Universe by Jill Scott on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 3:17
music.apple.com
February 16, 2026 at 12:48 AM
What a surprise
a universe in your eyes
I couldn't pretend i wasn't seein'
what i was seein' and feelin'
a universe in your eyes
I couldn't pretend i wasn't seein'
what i was seein' and feelin'
Love is tearful, or it’s gay…
…but beautiful!
…but beautiful!
February 15, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Love is tearful, or it’s gay…
…but beautiful!
…but beautiful!
I’m bout to flood your timelines with hundreds of links to Apple Music for the next 24 hours. Every like gets a song… and I mean EVERY SINGLE LIKE.
February 14, 2026 at 1:16 PM
I’m bout to flood your timelines with hundreds of links to Apple Music for the next 24 hours. Every like gets a song… and I mean EVERY SINGLE LIKE.
Friends tell me I move through life like an upper class, middle aged white woman. I wholeheartedly reject the notion.
However (comma) the way I *deeply* resonate with early dinner discourse may not be helping my case.
I literally have a 5pm dinner reservation on the calendar for tonight. 😭
However (comma) the way I *deeply* resonate with early dinner discourse may not be helping my case.
I literally have a 5pm dinner reservation on the calendar for tonight. 😭
February 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Friends tell me I move through life like an upper class, middle aged white woman. I wholeheartedly reject the notion.
However (comma) the way I *deeply* resonate with early dinner discourse may not be helping my case.
I literally have a 5pm dinner reservation on the calendar for tonight. 😭
However (comma) the way I *deeply* resonate with early dinner discourse may not be helping my case.
I literally have a 5pm dinner reservation on the calendar for tonight. 😭
Whoever did Loretta’s hair and makeup on #TheMsPatShow? Keep them! Put ‘em on retainer! Baby, she was looking TF GOODT!!!
February 13, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Whoever did Loretta’s hair and makeup on #TheMsPatShow? Keep them! Put ‘em on retainer! Baby, she was looking TF GOODT!!!
Telepathy
Precognition
Shape Shifting
Precognition
Shape Shifting
3 superpowers just manifested in you.
Name them.
Name them.
February 13, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Telepathy
Precognition
Shape Shifting
Precognition
Shape Shifting
Rage is not a personality trait; it's a cortisol addiction.
Drink some water. Unclench your jaw, babes. Everything doesn't require a scowl. Sometimes peace is the most disruptive posture. Luh you, mean it! 😘♥️
Drink some water. Unclench your jaw, babes. Everything doesn't require a scowl. Sometimes peace is the most disruptive posture. Luh you, mean it! 😘♥️
February 11, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Rage is not a personality trait; it's a cortisol addiction.
Drink some water. Unclench your jaw, babes. Everything doesn't require a scowl. Sometimes peace is the most disruptive posture. Luh you, mean it! 😘♥️
Drink some water. Unclench your jaw, babes. Everything doesn't require a scowl. Sometimes peace is the most disruptive posture. Luh you, mean it! 😘♥️
Not my Uber driver broadcasting his church life group’s prayer call on the loudspeaker.
I did not sign an NDA, yet here I am learning everyone’s business on my way home. Should I live skeet these people’s highs and lows for the week or nah? 😂
I did not sign an NDA, yet here I am learning everyone’s business on my way home. Should I live skeet these people’s highs and lows for the week or nah? 😂
February 10, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Not my Uber driver broadcasting his church life group’s prayer call on the loudspeaker.
I did not sign an NDA, yet here I am learning everyone’s business on my way home. Should I live skeet these people’s highs and lows for the week or nah? 😂
I did not sign an NDA, yet here I am learning everyone’s business on my way home. Should I live skeet these people’s highs and lows for the week or nah? 😂
I didn’t understand A SINGLE WORD of that halftime show. Yet… somehow… I understood it all — like, in my soul type shit.
Bad Bunny ’nem did that.
#SBLX #SuperBowl
Bad Bunny ’nem did that.
#SBLX #SuperBowl
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I didn’t understand A SINGLE WORD of that halftime show. Yet… somehow… I understood it all — like, in my soul type shit.
Bad Bunny ’nem did that.
#SBLX #SuperBowl
Bad Bunny ’nem did that.
#SBLX #SuperBowl