B R A N D O N
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Have you seen her? Tell me, have you see her?
El is alive.
January 2, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Have you seen her? Tell me, have you see her?
I thought it was just me. Ion like it.
This Sunday ass Thursday
January 2, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I thought it was just me. Ion like it.
That was simply beautiful. Like, truly. Them Duffer Brothers did that. #StrangerThings
January 1, 2026 at 4:52 PM
That was simply beautiful. Like, truly. Them Duffer Brothers did that. #StrangerThings
So, honestly, just screw it! Screw the school! Screw the system! Screw conformity… This is our year! #StrangerThings
January 1, 2026 at 4:24 PM
So, honestly, just screw it! Screw the school! Screw the system! Screw conformity… This is our year! #StrangerThings
January 1, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Babyyyyy, the way I’m in here having an ENTIRE Baptist fit watching this #StrangerThings finale. 😭😭😭
January 1, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Babyyyyy, the way I’m in here having an ENTIRE Baptist fit watching this #StrangerThings finale. 😭😭😭
January 1, 2026 at 3:51 PM
January 1, 2026 at 3:50 PM
BREAKING: Stephen Colbert is a bossy bottom.
Happy New Year, everyone! 🥳
Happy New Year, everyone! 🥳
January 1, 2026 at 2:23 PM
BREAKING: Stephen Colbert is a bossy bottom.
Happy New Year, everyone! 🥳
Happy New Year, everyone! 🥳
Arrived at my lil’ Watch Night gig fully prepared + ready to sing the saints into the new year. The sound system said, NOPE! Like it was actively rebelling…
Whelp! Set list scrapped. Audibles only. So much for preparation. Glad I was raised in a GOODT Baptist church. *stomp, clap, stomp, clap*
Whelp! Set list scrapped. Audibles only. So much for preparation. Glad I was raised in a GOODT Baptist church. *stomp, clap, stomp, clap*
December 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Arrived at my lil’ Watch Night gig fully prepared + ready to sing the saints into the new year. The sound system said, NOPE! Like it was actively rebelling…
Whelp! Set list scrapped. Audibles only. So much for preparation. Glad I was raised in a GOODT Baptist church. *stomp, clap, stomp, clap*
Whelp! Set list scrapped. Audibles only. So much for preparation. Glad I was raised in a GOODT Baptist church. *stomp, clap, stomp, clap*
IF IT’S AT ME, THEN @ ME!!!
… wicho ol’ subskeetin’ azz.
… wicho ol’ subskeetin’ azz.
Do y’all friends send long voice memos like it’s a podcast?
a man with a beard is wearing headphones and a baseball cap and talking into a microphone .
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing headphones and a baseball cap and talking into a microphone .
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 2:55 AM
IF IT’S AT ME, THEN @ ME!!!
… wicho ol’ subskeetin’ azz.
… wicho ol’ subskeetin’ azz.
It could all be so simple but you’d rather make it hard…
Ex-Factor by Lauryn Hill on Apple Music
Song · 1998 · Duration 5:26
music.apple.com
December 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
It could all be so simple but you’d rather make it hard…
Lawd, not Richard!!! 😭😭😭😭😭
December 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Lawd, not Richard!!! 😭😭😭😭😭
Lawd, not Richard!!! 😭😭😭😭😭
December 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Lawd, not Richard!!! 😭😭😭😭😭
As a general rule of thumb, I have a hard time believing anyone whose name rhymes with FECES!
See MENDEECEES.
cc: @blackranga.blacksky.app
See MENDEECEES.
cc: @blackranga.blacksky.app
December 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
As a general rule of thumb, I have a hard time believing anyone whose name rhymes with FECES!
See MENDEECEES.
cc: @blackranga.blacksky.app
See MENDEECEES.
cc: @blackranga.blacksky.app
Has anyone else’s iPhone randomly removed the native GIF iMessages add on? AND the iMessages GIF keyboard app?
Do they expect me to use words now or something? WTF, Timothy?
Do they expect me to use words now or something? WTF, Timothy?
December 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Has anyone else’s iPhone randomly removed the native GIF iMessages add on? AND the iMessages GIF keyboard app?
Do they expect me to use words now or something? WTF, Timothy?
Do they expect me to use words now or something? WTF, Timothy?
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Five seasons waiting on Will to share his lil’ truth or whatever. He finally utters the obvious and I’m fully prepared to release the most annoyed eye roll…
Cut to me sobbing *loudly* like this is somehow a shocking revelation. Jesus Christ. #StrangerThings
Cut to me sobbing *loudly* like this is somehow a shocking revelation. Jesus Christ. #StrangerThings
December 26, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Five seasons waiting on Will to share his lil’ truth or whatever. He finally utters the obvious and I’m fully prepared to release the most annoyed eye roll…
Cut to me sobbing *loudly* like this is somehow a shocking revelation. Jesus Christ. #StrangerThings
Cut to me sobbing *loudly* like this is somehow a shocking revelation. Jesus Christ. #StrangerThings
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Eight days on a cruise with no children on the ship healed me.
Eight minutes in the Delta Sky Club with six of them undid all the work.
Eight minutes in the Delta Sky Club with six of them undid all the work.
December 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Eight days on a cruise with no children on the ship healed me.
Eight minutes in the Delta Sky Club with six of them undid all the work.
Eight minutes in the Delta Sky Club with six of them undid all the work.
Child throws tantrum, parents ignore him. Child yells, “This is bullshit.”
Latina Auntie/Sky Club Staff: “We don’t curse in here. You will need to leave if you continue.”
Child: “Bitch.”
Latina Auntie: “Excuse me?”
Dad: “He was talking to his mom.”
Me: “That makes it better?”
Family departs. 🤯
Latina Auntie/Sky Club Staff: “We don’t curse in here. You will need to leave if you continue.”
Child: “Bitch.”
Latina Auntie: “Excuse me?”
Dad: “He was talking to his mom.”
Me: “That makes it better?”
Family departs. 🤯
Eight days on a cruise with no children on the ship healed me.
Eight minutes in the Delta Sky Club with six of them undid all the work.
Eight minutes in the Delta Sky Club with six of them undid all the work.
December 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Child throws tantrum, parents ignore him. Child yells, “This is bullshit.”
Latina Auntie/Sky Club Staff: “We don’t curse in here. You will need to leave if you continue.”
Child: “Bitch.”
Latina Auntie: “Excuse me?”
Dad: “He was talking to his mom.”
Me: “That makes it better?”
Family departs. 🤯
Latina Auntie/Sky Club Staff: “We don’t curse in here. You will need to leave if you continue.”
Child: “Bitch.”
Latina Auntie: “Excuse me?”
Dad: “He was talking to his mom.”
Me: “That makes it better?”
Family departs. 🤯
Eight days on a cruise with no children on the ship healed me.
Eight minutes in the Delta Sky Club with six of them undid all the work.
Eight minutes in the Delta Sky Club with six of them undid all the work.
December 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Eight days on a cruise with no children on the ship healed me.
Eight minutes in the Delta Sky Club with six of them undid all the work.
Eight minutes in the Delta Sky Club with six of them undid all the work.
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We die. Together.
You die, I die.
December 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
We die. Together.
I could totally see my father doing this in an alternate timeline. 😂🤣😂🤣😂
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I could totally see my father doing this in an alternate timeline. 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Five seasons waiting on Will to share his lil’ truth or whatever. He finally utters the obvious and I’m fully prepared to release the most annoyed eye roll…
Cut to me sobbing *loudly* like this is somehow a shocking revelation. Jesus Christ. #StrangerThings
Cut to me sobbing *loudly* like this is somehow a shocking revelation. Jesus Christ. #StrangerThings
December 26, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Five seasons waiting on Will to share his lil’ truth or whatever. He finally utters the obvious and I’m fully prepared to release the most annoyed eye roll…
Cut to me sobbing *loudly* like this is somehow a shocking revelation. Jesus Christ. #StrangerThings
Cut to me sobbing *loudly* like this is somehow a shocking revelation. Jesus Christ. #StrangerThings