Papa Warden, Urban Legend
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Quite Quietly Quick| Pansexual 🔝| Irregular Goof|
Aces 🏆🏆🏆| Ravens 🏆🏆| Thunder 🏆|
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Pinned
Happy Black History Month, Y’all! 🖤✊🏽🐼
Learn yourself sum’n useful with regard to history, respect, & common decency this month and apply it all year. No excuses!
Learn yourself sum’n useful with regard to history, respect, & common decency this month and apply it all year. No excuses!
February 9, 2026 at 12:39 PM
So yeah, Sledge does curve a bit when brick. But only near the head and downwards. Shaft is straight (owner isn’t). Thus…Hammer.
🧱🔨🐼
🧱🔨🐼
February 9, 2026 at 11:47 AM
So yeah, Sledge does curve a bit when brick. But only near the head and downwards. Shaft is straight (owner isn’t). Thus…Hammer.
🧱🔨🐼
🧱🔨🐼
Grip back to drive me crazy,
Lock eyes to drive me wild.
Your pussy feels amazing;
I’mma knock her out in style.
#WoodMorning
💋🔨🐼
Lock eyes to drive me wild.
Your pussy feels amazing;
I’mma knock her out in style.
#WoodMorning
💋🔨🐼
February 9, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Grip back to drive me crazy,
Lock eyes to drive me wild.
Your pussy feels amazing;
I’mma knock her out in style.
#WoodMorning
💋🔨🐼
Lock eyes to drive me wild.
Your pussy feels amazing;
I’mma knock her out in style.
#WoodMorning
💋🔨🐼
I prefer in them, but on works too.
COME ON HOMOSEXUALS!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 11:14 AM
I prefer in them, but on works too.
Qu’est-ce qui se passe? Que fais-tu maintenant?
(Mais ne reponds pas en anglais.)
(Mais ne reponds pas en anglais.)
February 9, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Qu’est-ce qui se passe? Que fais-tu maintenant?
(Mais ne reponds pas en anglais.)
(Mais ne reponds pas en anglais.)
Mais, bien sûr! ⚓️💪🏽🐼
Always secure with Daddy 🫡😍🔥
February 9, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Mais, bien sûr! ⚓️💪🏽🐼
Night 3 of 3, complete! 🌲💪🏽🐼
Y’all be safe, sound, and stellar. Time for PapaBear to relax.
#BouncerChronicles
Y’all be safe, sound, and stellar. Time for PapaBear to relax.
#BouncerChronicles
February 9, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Night 3 of 3, complete! 🌲💪🏽🐼
Y’all be safe, sound, and stellar. Time for PapaBear to relax.
#BouncerChronicles
Y’all be safe, sound, and stellar. Time for PapaBear to relax.
#BouncerChronicles
Curling.
*rebrands*
Shovel Stone!
🫸🏽🥌🎯🔛🧊
*rebrands*
Shovel Stone!
🫸🏽🥌🎯🔛🧊
February 8, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Curling.
*rebrands*
Shovel Stone!
🫸🏽🥌🎯🔛🧊
*rebrands*
Shovel Stone!
🫸🏽🥌🎯🔛🧊
I truly DO understand defensive aggression, but not every comment you don’t immediately understand &or like is someone “coming for you,” being sarcastic, or “throwing shade.”
Just…breathe first.
*bearhugs you afterwards*
Just…breathe first.
*bearhugs you afterwards*
February 8, 2026 at 3:05 PM
I truly DO understand defensive aggression, but not every comment you don’t immediately understand &or like is someone “coming for you,” being sarcastic, or “throwing shade.”
Just…breathe first.
*bearhugs you afterwards*
Just…breathe first.
*bearhugs you afterwards*
People can have and respectfully voice valid criticisms of your behavior and also have faults themselves.
Immediately making it competitive or vilifying only highlights how juvenilely you still approach personal growth within interpersonal relationships.
Listen first to understand, not respond.
Immediately making it competitive or vilifying only highlights how juvenilely you still approach personal growth within interpersonal relationships.
Listen first to understand, not respond.
February 8, 2026 at 2:54 PM
People can have and respectfully voice valid criticisms of your behavior and also have faults themselves.
Immediately making it competitive or vilifying only highlights how juvenilely you still approach personal growth within interpersonal relationships.
Listen first to understand, not respond.
Immediately making it competitive or vilifying only highlights how juvenilely you still approach personal growth within interpersonal relationships.
Listen first to understand, not respond.
I do! Remember rotary phones and typewriters?
Remember pagers?
February 8, 2026 at 11:13 AM
I do! Remember rotary phones and typewriters?
Snowboard Big Jump? 🏂🔭🐼
February 8, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Snowboard Big Jump? 🏂🔭🐼
When I played Dragon’s Dogma II and took a party pic that felt like an album cover.
February 8, 2026 at 10:24 AM
When I played Dragon’s Dogma II and took a party pic that felt like an album cover.
You can actually heal instead of just masking and drowning in escapisms & poor communication.
Takes less energy in the long run.
Takes less energy in the long run.
February 7, 2026 at 6:27 PM
You can actually heal instead of just masking and drowning in escapisms & poor communication.
Takes less energy in the long run.
Takes less energy in the long run.
Octopussy (1983), but instead of a spy-thriller, it’s campy ‘80s tentacle porn.
February 7, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Octopussy (1983), but instead of a spy-thriller, it’s campy ‘80s tentacle porn.
Angel. // Demon. // Warden.
February 7, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Angel. // Demon. // Warden.
YES!!!
(But I would also never deny a midnight grilled cheese.)
(But I would also never deny a midnight grilled cheese.)
Trynna decide if midnight grilled cheese is a good idea 😁
February 7, 2026 at 10:45 AM
YES!!!
(But I would also never deny a midnight grilled cheese.)
(But I would also never deny a midnight grilled cheese.)
Lifting, throwing, twirling, and catching a human being whilst skating on ice is a different kind of (core) strength.
And bravery. I’d die on the ice. Not a terrible ice skater, but I know if we add another person’s weight in the mix, we’d both bite it on a moving lift attempt. 😭🥶💀
And bravery. I’d die on the ice. Not a terrible ice skater, but I know if we add another person’s weight in the mix, we’d both bite it on a moving lift attempt. 😭🥶💀
February 7, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Lifting, throwing, twirling, and catching a human being whilst skating on ice is a different kind of (core) strength.
And bravery. I’d die on the ice. Not a terrible ice skater, but I know if we add another person’s weight in the mix, we’d both bite it on a moving lift attempt. 😭🥶💀
And bravery. I’d die on the ice. Not a terrible ice skater, but I know if we add another person’s weight in the mix, we’d both bite it on a moving lift attempt. 😭🥶💀
February 7, 2026 at 9:25 AM
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If you’re curious as to how rough it is, in these Fantasy streets?
February 7, 2026 at 8:51 AM
If you’re curious as to how rough it is, in these Fantasy streets?
So…having a big, heavy d*** gives you a competitive advantage in Ski Jumping?
Where’s the 2030 Olympics? The French Alps?
Lemme go train for a Gold Medal right quick.
Where’s the 2030 Olympics? The French Alps?
Lemme go train for a Gold Medal right quick.
February 7, 2026 at 8:43 AM
So…having a big, heavy d*** gives you a competitive advantage in Ski Jumping?
Where’s the 2030 Olympics? The French Alps?
Lemme go train for a Gold Medal right quick.
Where’s the 2030 Olympics? The French Alps?
Lemme go train for a Gold Medal right quick.
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The perfect 🍆 pic doesn’t exis-
January 29, 2026 at 11:23 AM
The perfect 🍆 pic doesn’t exis-
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Mentally, I’m here:
January 29, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Mentally, I’m here:
Baked potatoes. I’ll at least prep them. Don’t want them done too early before it’s time to eat them (dinner). But the cleaning, seasoning, perforating and wrapping can be done now.
Pardonnez-moi.
🥔✨👌🏽🐼
Pardonnez-moi.
🥔✨👌🏽🐼
February 6, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Baked potatoes. I’ll at least prep them. Don’t want them done too early before it’s time to eat them (dinner). But the cleaning, seasoning, perforating and wrapping can be done now.
Pardonnez-moi.
🥔✨👌🏽🐼
Pardonnez-moi.
🥔✨👌🏽🐼