B R A N D O N
@sirbrandonthomas.com
think piece in the skeets, meme in the sheets.
always very Black, occasionally very gay.
https://www.youtube.com/@sirbrandonthomas
always very Black, occasionally very gay.
https://www.youtube.com/@sirbrandonthomas
Bringing Down the House starring Queen Latifah hates to see me coming! 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Bringing Down the House starring Queen Latifah hates to see me coming! 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
Being “friends” with @blackranga.blacksky.app and @thisismonte.bsky.social is exactly like this:
November 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Being “friends” with @blackranga.blacksky.app and @thisismonte.bsky.social is exactly like this:
Me tryna help you be less violent so you don’t stroke out:
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Me tryna help you be less violent so you don’t stroke out:
Me when we get to the AirBnB:
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Me when we get to the AirBnB:
How @thisismonte.bsky.social tried to explain your gender identity to me after our first interaction:
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
How @thisismonte.bsky.social tried to explain your gender identity to me after our first interaction:
CLOCK IT!
That was dumb as hell.
That was dumb as hell.
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
CLOCK IT!
That was dumb as hell.
That was dumb as hell.
Me still tipsy in the background while you telling the police that you were singin at karaoke when it all went down:
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Me still tipsy in the background while you telling the police that you were singin at karaoke when it all went down:
Actually me apologizing to the uber driver for y’all’s poor behavior:
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Actually me apologizing to the uber driver for y’all’s poor behavior:
Donald Trump getting booed at the Lions/Commanders game tonight.
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Donald Trump getting booed at the Lions/Commanders game tonight.
Me walking in on you in the Airbnb practicing for karaoke:
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Me walking in on you in the Airbnb practicing for karaoke:
@blackranga.blacksky.app mad cuz he wants to be the star and can’t let us have our moment:
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
@blackranga.blacksky.app mad cuz he wants to be the star and can’t let us have our moment:
Me back in the Airbnb when you start tryna attack me for no reason:
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Me back in the Airbnb when you start tryna attack me for no reason:
SWEET AND innocent, thank you very much.
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
SWEET AND innocent, thank you very much.
Me giving you impromptu vocal coaching:
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Me giving you impromptu vocal coaching: