Toesferatu aka Redbeard
@burritofeeto.bsky.social
37M, enm/poly and married, brat collector, kinky, 5'7" if you care about that kinda stuff. If you want to talk please DM me first 🇩🇴
This is why people think foot fetish guys are weird 😭😭😭.
A lil platonic foot sniffing for good luck.
January 16, 2026 at 10:29 PM
This is why people think foot fetish guys are weird 😭😭😭.
This is how me and my friends hangout
Platonic fingering with platonic cunnilingus
Not platonic fingering
January 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
This is how me and my friends hangout
I sure do 🥰
Do yall have a Valentine yet?
January 16, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I sure do 🥰
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All these incels calling themselves "nerds" without one niche field of study, hidden talent, collection, or fascinating quality about them... Just constantly reminding us that they weren't popular because they watched the same anime that the most popular kid at their school was also watching.
January 16, 2026 at 7:34 PM
All these incels calling themselves "nerds" without one niche field of study, hidden talent, collection, or fascinating quality about them... Just constantly reminding us that they weren't popular because they watched the same anime that the most popular kid at their school was also watching.
5. Always 5.
January 16, 2026 at 7:49 PM
5. Always 5.
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The best Disney soundtrack is by far Tarzan. Phil Collins didn't have to go that hard.
January 16, 2026 at 6:34 PM
The best Disney soundtrack is by far Tarzan. Phil Collins didn't have to go that hard.
Me happy as fuck that I found a real eater and paying for everything
January 16, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Me happy as fuck that I found a real eater and paying for everything
It took me a second to realize you meant sandwiches.
Subs for dinner. I don’t feel like cooking anything tonight.
January 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
It took me a second to realize you meant sandwiches.
I've been up for 4 minutes and my wife hasn't kissed me yet. I'm about to print out divorce papers.
damn, y’all woke up to no kisses today?
January 16, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I've been up for 4 minutes and my wife hasn't kissed me yet. I'm about to print out divorce papers.
Hair, hands, shoulders
What is your favorite body part on yourself?
January 16, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Hair, hands, shoulders
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i just need megan thee stallion to spread eagle for me one time. i’m willing to drown.
January 14, 2026 at 8:35 PM
i just need megan thee stallion to spread eagle for me one time. i’m willing to drown.
Depending on the person you're with you absolutely can lol
Balls are squishy and I’m upset we can’t squeeze them
January 14, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Depending on the person you're with you absolutely can lol
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He a bitch.
A man who mistreats a pregnant woman is the worse kind of man TO ME
January 14, 2026 at 2:22 PM
He a bitch.
Currently reading Wicked
What books are y’all reading?
January 14, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Currently reading Wicked
Since about 33 actually
Question for the men: yall got yall life together around age 38+ or nah 🤔
January 14, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Since about 33 actually
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Fellas in 2026 we gotta eat more coochie off the bone please , the world is falling apart our women do not need added stress
January 14, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Fellas in 2026 we gotta eat more coochie off the bone please , the world is falling apart our women do not need added stress
Caldor
January 14, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Caldor
The first thing I ever did sexually was eat my then GF out. 10/10 from jump for me.
The *very first time* you participated in oral sex, how did you feel about it?
January 14, 2026 at 1:01 AM
The first thing I ever did sexually was eat my then GF out. 10/10 from jump for me.
A lot in high school because I had already taken the classes in junior high but they refused to acknowledge my credits and made me retake them. I was so upset I just cut school a ton my freshman year.
What subject did you get a F in on your report card?
January 13, 2026 at 10:13 PM
A lot in high school because I had already taken the classes in junior high but they refused to acknowledge my credits and made me retake them. I was so upset I just cut school a ton my freshman year.
Exhibit #9075433764325 of why men need to be lonelier. WTF???
January 13, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Exhibit #9075433764325 of why men need to be lonelier. WTF???