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Mr. Stefan
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I'm from Brooklyn.

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"While you arguing with motherfuckas, I'm eatin' duck and talkin' bout millions"

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That's exactly why I'm so on the fence about typos. So what If I don't spell the words correctly, if y'all not reading the words correctly anyway?
Some shit is NOT NORMAL.
February 11, 2026 at 3:38 AM
If you're willing to sit around a watch someone do lines, you do lines too.
February 11, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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February 11, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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Pro tip, fellas:

Make of list of spots/activities of shit you want a +1 to do/check out before you even broach the subject

Bonus points if you already know what kinda stuff she’s into or interested in experiencing for the first time (this requires you to listen, though)
Woman tell you “plan something for us” and you say “plan something like what.”

If there was a possibility of it falling in your lap, it’s not anymore.
February 11, 2026 at 3:33 AM
The thing about planning is: you have to be prepared for things not to go exactly right. I think that's where some people fall down. If they don't have a backup, they get really, really nervous about needing to pivot. That happened to me once. I learned the lesson though.
February 11, 2026 at 3:30 AM
That's interesting. I didn't post the rest of that note because of how specific it was. And to highlight that low-cost shit can be fun with the right company.

No shade to anyone really, we're not on the same page is all.

...That off-ramp is right there 👉🏾👉🏾👉🏾 🛣️
February 11, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I don't think I had been to any strip club except Sin City by that point in my life. What a time.
February 11, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Ah, to be 19 again
February 11, 2026 at 3:21 AM
A few lifetimes ago, a young lady & her friend asked a buddy of mine & I for a ride to "class at esthetician school" that turned out to be a few hole-in-the-wall titty bars for auditions.

It was then I learned strippers had to audition.
This picture just brought back a wildly specific memory 😂😂😂
February 11, 2026 at 3:20 AM
This picture just brought back a wildly specific memory 😂😂😂
February 11, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I have a list of date starter ideas I started making when I was truly broke - wayyyy before my son was a thought - let me look for it
February 11, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I really do use the fuck out of my notes app lmao
February 11, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Can’t give the whole game away for free. Point is: it’s not hard when you pay attention.
February 11, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Like this (part of a longer list):
February 11, 2026 at 2:55 AM
“I came up with a few things for us to do, which one of these sparks your interest?”
February 11, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I look forward to the day my heart isn’t as topsy turvy as it currently is
February 11, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Ya know. Yes, there's something to be said for people who judge your interest by the money you spend. It's a very good off-ramp, if someone needs one.

But don't be boring. That's the way bigger issue. And ask for what you want without being a dick or negging. Be direct.
February 10, 2026 at 11:38 PM
"What kinds of things do you enjoy?" / "What might a fun outing include for you?" were both RIGHT. THERE.

smh 🤦🏾‍♂️
This my latest reason to have the ick with a man. The comment about coming all the way to the front door irritated me. Oh you one of them who don’t like dates, but think you coming to my house. Sit here and talk to yourself. 😭
February 10, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Adults with open minds, too
Groupon a great resource for kid activities btw. Lmao
February 10, 2026 at 9:01 PM
My grandfather did. He told me a lot about Harlem though
Aside. . .

This question is for other native NY-ers:

Did y'all grow up with your elders giving you "lore" about your borough as a way to teach you history?

(see example below)
There used to be a TON of sheep in The Bronx, and those of us who grew up here heard our elders joke about that being the reason our borough has so many hills (compared to the rest of the city) 😂
February 10, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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Me tryna ignore the invalid handle:
a close up of a cartoon face with purple eyes
Alt: a close up of a cartoon face with purple eyes, one twitching
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February 10, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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The person behind this post:
February 10, 2026 at 6:48 PM
It's catching on!
February 10, 2026 at 6:38 PM
February 10, 2026 at 6:29 PM
It's ok to tell people to back up off you. It's ok to take up space.
February 10, 2026 at 6:27 PM