Last Name Penman
@percivalpenman.bsky.social
Inhabiter of The Island of Relevancy. R&B Connoisseur. I write. I run. I love movies, Double Stuf Oreos, and the Houston Texans. I hate the assault bike. Mo. City made. #HookEm
That ring light was very strategically placed. I know the playback will be fire for that 😩
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
That ring light was very strategically placed. I know the playback will be fire for that 😩
I misspoke earlier and I significantly minimized the impact and danger of something. So that was my bad and I’m going to be more mindful of that.
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I misspoke earlier and I significantly minimized the impact and danger of something. So that was my bad and I’m going to be more mindful of that.
“Some people who took Lyrica experienced numbing, seizures, and in some instances, fatal reactions* (scene of dude smiling after playing the saxophone)
Commercials for prescription drugs is the silliest shit ever to me.
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
“Some people who took Lyrica experienced numbing, seizures, and in some instances, fatal reactions* (scene of dude smiling after playing the saxophone)
Nobody checks on you.
What is the saddest part of being strong?
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Nobody checks on you.
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Can You Feel The Love Below
November 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Can You Feel The Love Below
Got a honey bun!
What did you do to take care of yourself today?
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Got a honey bun!
In July. Dying smh
For my millennials when’s the last time you ran at full speed?
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
In July. Dying smh
Trying to decide if I’m posting this workout video tonight or in the morning.
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Trying to decide if I’m posting this workout video tonight or in the morning.
Wait, what?? What do you mean the family??
I read an AITA where a woman wanted to know if she was wrong for getting upset at her boyfriend for eating the lasagna that she made for meal prep for herself for the week.
he came home, invited his family over to eat it, and then sent them home with the leftovers.
he came home, invited his family over to eat it, and then sent them home with the leftovers.
hot topic of the day
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Wait, what?? What do you mean the family??
We witnessing a reboot right now with these emails. We just missing Chris in the kitchen
A reboot of To Catch a Predator would be the highest rated show of all time.
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
We witnessing a reboot right now with these emails. We just missing Chris in the kitchen
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trusting jack dorsey in 2025…..
Vine reboot called diVine has been launched 📱
• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
November 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
trusting jack dorsey in 2025…..
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“Yall not gone like this but decentering men includes not constantly talking about them” oh okay, so is that before or after 1 in 3 women stop being sexually and physically assaulted worldwide?
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
“Yall not gone like this but decentering men includes not constantly talking about them” oh okay, so is that before or after 1 in 3 women stop being sexually and physically assaulted worldwide?
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The irony of lock her up whole time you’re raping little girls.
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The irony of lock her up whole time you’re raping little girls.
This byline is so disgusting.
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
This byline is so disgusting.
Gaetz is the ADULT. smfh
NYT saying an underage girl “ended up having sex” with Matt Gaetz on the same day we find out the Gray Lady sat on Epstein intel for a decade… zero introspection from these people
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Gaetz is the ADULT. smfh
Faygo is one of the few times I break my limited soda rule 😩😩
I'm damn near 40. It is 8pm. I have no reason to be doing this. But when you go back home, you do this shit. I'll double on my water tomorrow.
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Faygo is one of the few times I break my limited soda rule 😩😩
Mind you I’m just sick of adults acting like they’re not the older person in these situations. You’re coercing children!
We know that the age of consent exists is so teenagers can date other teenagers So young adults can date other young adults Not so grown ass adults can groom and abuse children right?
November 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Mind you I’m just sick of adults acting like they’re not the older person in these situations. You’re coercing children!
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actually it was the raping
The only reason women only rides are even a thing is because creeps were driving around in their women or women friends’ rideshare whip.
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
actually it was the raping
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No, men were assaulting women and one man pretending to be her Uber driver murdered a woman.
The only reason women only rides are even a thing is because creeps were driving around in their women or women friends’ rideshare whip.
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
No, men were assaulting women and one man pretending to be her Uber driver murdered a woman.
The only reason women only rides are even a thing is because creeps were driving around in their women or women friends’ rideshare whip.
November 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The only reason women only rides are even a thing is because creeps were driving around in their women or women friends’ rideshare whip.
Oh, brother. Smh
On todays episode of “men being the new bitches” the male species have took it upon themselves to sue Uber and Lyft due the fact that women only rides exist and they feel that it’s discriminatory🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙃🙃🙃🙃🙂🙂🙃🙃
November 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Oh, brother. Smh
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Bitch.
I just saw a proactiv AD on the tv.
p r o a c t i v .
If that ain’t a recession indicator, idk what is.
I just saw a proactiv AD on the tv.
p r o a c t i v .
If that ain’t a recession indicator, idk what is.
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Bitch.
I just saw a proactiv AD on the tv.
p r o a c t i v .
If that ain’t a recession indicator, idk what is.
I just saw a proactiv AD on the tv.
p r o a c t i v .
If that ain’t a recession indicator, idk what is.
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Sooo in all my years I never really allowed my relationships to be photographed professionally until I felt like I was in a partnership. My last partner was a model & was the first time I allowed myself to be photographed w/ someone I was dating intimately. #Love
November 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Sooo in all my years I never really allowed my relationships to be photographed professionally until I felt like I was in a partnership. My last partner was a model & was the first time I allowed myself to be photographed w/ someone I was dating intimately. #Love
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When you ask a woman what she wants during ovulation week
November 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
When you ask a woman what she wants during ovulation week