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[mighty morphin grippin ranger]
@jforjae.bsky.social
A super spicy Haitian Pisces who minds her business and whines her waist. 🇭🇹

God still working on me….like a lot.

📍NJ/PHL/NYC
📟 An 86’ baby
Pinned
I want everyone to get serious about their joy.

What brings you joy.
Who brings you joy.
Cultivating your joy.
The upkeep of your joy.

Get deadass about it. The clocks ticking. Months flying by like gyal in an Altima tryna get to happy hour. Take control of what makes you happy.
The kids go back to school tomorrow.
a woman is sitting in a chair in a room holding a microphone .
ALT: a woman is sitting in a chair in a room holding a microphone .
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Wow

J’approve but wow
When she got a belly…
January 4, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Same and send back his bones. Intact.

Ovulation is tearing me up.
i am now in my fertile window and could actually swallow a man whole
January 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Aww
"I love you"..reply like an uninterested person. Let's go
January 4, 2026 at 6:17 PM
She added the whole bottle and then my dad said “let me go get the other bottle”

Why is she making kremas to knock ppl down??
January 4, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Cackles in sunset rum
January 4, 2026 at 5:18 PM
This year i would like to be an owner of a horse.

A good horse. A decent horse.
January 4, 2026 at 4:14 PM
The romping, hooting and hollering mi fi do inna him bed.

Wickedness. God would draw a line through my name fr.
And this is the icebreaker
January 4, 2026 at 4:07 PM
WOULD

Til tears form and walking is difficult.
January 4, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Sunday done!

My goal is to increase my cardio because i despise it outside of a tag team effort. Working on it.

#BlackSkyFitness
January 4, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Baldfusion
January 4, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Gum couples annoy me so bad.

Why are y’all getting ready to makeout at the squat rack. Don’t piss me off.
January 4, 2026 at 2:25 PM
If i tell this nigga to pull up he gon moped it.
January 4, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Correct
atp i think people ask this question to justify the fact that they are already intending to date someone deplorable
Serious question. Can you date someone with opposing political views as you? This is hard.🥴
January 4, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Nike searched going up because Maduro was kidnapped in a Nike tech is why we where we at. Unserious people 😭
January 4, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Service in session
January 4, 2026 at 1:10 PM
That’s generous.

Really aiming for 2-3.
I’ve finally watched Tr*mp address the invasion and coup of the Venezuelan govt and……yeah. 4-6 months.
January 3, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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Ok so update about this: I finished the website and set up the newsletter. There's nothing much to see just yet bc I haven't started creating content, but feel free to check it out!

Note: If you decide to subscribe, I'm going to start sending emails in February 🫶🏽

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January 3, 2026 at 2:59 AM
……

does this serve God Bredda??
Them titties so big they have their own weather forecast.
January 3, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Same!

I was giving my nephew chicken bone when we grilled over the summer and he was so in love we had to wait til he fell asleep to take it away. 😭😭

Everyone was annoyed with me but IDC!
I love a baby with a rib or chicken bone in nothing but a diaper 😂😂😂
January 3, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Rib down is sending me. Lmaoo
OMGGGGGG RIB DOWN!!!!! RIB FUCKIN DOWN!!! 😩😢

I called myself eating this delicious bbq in my car &… the mess I made!!

Pretty sure the whole downtown heard my distraught screams!! I legit cried in the parking lot! 😭 But I got comforting hugs & help cleaning myself off. I’m better now 🥹
January 3, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Let me tell yall something.

Stay home. Do not go to gatherings because these people are being diagnosed with the flu, Covid, and colds and still plan on gallivanting.

I’ve have TEN ppl tell me they refuse to mask up.
January 3, 2026 at 8:24 PM
About me:
January 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Every patients co-pays went up.

No one was aware it was going up….
January 3, 2026 at 4:12 PM
11:11 ✨
January 3, 2026 at 4:11 PM