Skeet Laureate 💫
@blkginger.bsky.social
She/her
Gold medal curser | AuDHD | Voracious 📚 |Ayiti cheri
Being a curmudgeon is a hard job —Bikerts
Somebody gotta do it —Kendrick Lamar
Gold medal curser | AuDHD | Voracious 📚 |Ayiti cheri
Being a curmudgeon is a hard job —Bikerts
Somebody gotta do it —Kendrick Lamar
Ugh…and the pandemic ruined night owl culture
Niggas be up at hours they ain’t been up at before!
Ion wanna see none of y’all during my prime hours 😒
Niggas be up at hours they ain’t been up at before!
Ion wanna see none of y’all during my prime hours 😒
December 27, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Ugh…and the pandemic ruined night owl culture
Niggas be up at hours they ain’t been up at before!
Ion wanna see none of y’all during my prime hours 😒
Niggas be up at hours they ain’t been up at before!
Ion wanna see none of y’all during my prime hours 😒
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I’ll never be too old to rock out to this song
Idc idc idc idc idc
Idc idc idc idc idc
December 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I’ll never be too old to rock out to this song
Idc idc idc idc idc
Idc idc idc idc idc
Private equity firms ruin everything they touch
Robbed the franchisees and built Smashburger on the wreckage of my toasted bacon guacamole sandwich 😭😭
Robbed the franchisees and built Smashburger on the wreckage of my toasted bacon guacamole sandwich 😭😭
Bitch, I miss Quiznos
December 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Private equity firms ruin everything they touch
Robbed the franchisees and built Smashburger on the wreckage of my toasted bacon guacamole sandwich 😭😭
Robbed the franchisees and built Smashburger on the wreckage of my toasted bacon guacamole sandwich 😭😭
I had this dream too until I found out people be wearing diapers in that crowd bc there are no bathrooms. Unless I meet someone with a penthouse, issa no fer meeee 😭😭
One of my dreams is to go to NYC for NYE but it won’t be next week.. they want your KIDNEYS to stay on Times Square.
December 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I had this dream too until I found out people be wearing diapers in that crowd bc there are no bathrooms. Unless I meet someone with a penthouse, issa no fer meeee 😭😭
I believe it. It rips one after another after another out of you 😵💫
There is a reason it’s been on the market since like the sixties or sum
There is a reason it’s been on the market since like the sixties or sum
The hitachi made my neighbors call the actual police to come to my apartment and knock on my door.
December 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I believe it. It rips one after another after another out of you 😵💫
There is a reason it’s been on the market since like the sixties or sum
There is a reason it’s been on the market since like the sixties or sum
But I’ve made ganjang gejang before so I am excited for tomorrow
December 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
But I’ve made ganjang gejang before so I am excited for tomorrow
Flavor: 10+
Plating: -Jamie Oliver
Plating: -Jamie Oliver
I am not satisfied w the end result. I think a thicker cut of meat would turn out much better, but when you shop the evening of Christmas Eve you can’t be too picky, right?
December 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Flavor: 10+
Plating: -Jamie Oliver
Plating: -Jamie Oliver
Sksksk no that was left behind hours ago
Y’all sober or…???
December 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Sksksk no that was left behind hours ago
I am not satisfied w the end result. I think a thicker cut of meat would turn out much better, but when you shop the evening of Christmas Eve you can’t be too picky, right?
December 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I am not satisfied w the end result. I think a thicker cut of meat would turn out much better, but when you shop the evening of Christmas Eve you can’t be too picky, right?
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Sak pasÉ, Frenchies!
December 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Sak pasÉ, Frenchies!
I got some soju to go with the menu and everyone knows soju hits like Joshua Anthony 🥊
How many drinks deep are we?
December 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I got some soju to go with the menu and everyone knows soju hits like Joshua Anthony 🥊
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NBA > NFL on Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
NBA > NFL on Christmas
Eww all that for the Cowboys to be winning? 😒
December 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Eww all that for the Cowboys to be winning? 😒
FINA-FUCKIN’-LY
Sheesh…
Sheesh…
Netflix wanna host an NFL game but don’t got the bandwidth smh. I been waiting for the app to open up for awhile
December 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
FINA-FUCKIN’-LY
Sheesh…
Sheesh…
Netflix wanna host an NFL game but don’t got the bandwidth smh. I been waiting for the app to open up for awhile
December 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Netflix wanna host an NFL game but don’t got the bandwidth smh. I been waiting for the app to open up for awhile
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Also, Happy “Meet me in Temecula” Day to all the real ones that celebrate. 🥹
December 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Also, Happy “Meet me in Temecula” Day to all the real ones that celebrate. 🥹
I might make some impossibly crunchy enoki mushrooms too 🙂↕️🙂↕️
December 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I might make some impossibly crunchy enoki mushrooms too 🙂↕️🙂↕️
I am gonna enjoy some good food tuhday!
December 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I am gonna enjoy some good food tuhday!
Meal # 1:
Waygu and quail eggs: marinating
Rice: steaming
Now to have a puff and chill until it’s time for assembly…
This Christmas isn’t gonna be traditional, but I am gonna make myself a good time
Waygu and quail eggs: marinating
Rice: steaming
Now to have a puff and chill until it’s time for assembly…
This Christmas isn’t gonna be traditional, but I am gonna make myself a good time
December 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Meal # 1:
Waygu and quail eggs: marinating
Rice: steaming
Now to have a puff and chill until it’s time for assembly…
This Christmas isn’t gonna be traditional, but I am gonna make myself a good time
Waygu and quail eggs: marinating
Rice: steaming
Now to have a puff and chill until it’s time for assembly…
This Christmas isn’t gonna be traditional, but I am gonna make myself a good time
I am dyinggg 😭😭
Momma is on the floor back there 😂😂
Momma is on the floor back there 😂😂
December 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I am dyinggg 😭😭
Momma is on the floor back there 😂😂
Momma is on the floor back there 😂😂
Oh am I am STILL pissed about the vegan soup joumou ol girl posted
You tried it 😒🙂↔️🙂↔️
You tried it 😒🙂↔️🙂↔️
December 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Oh am I am STILL pissed about the vegan soup joumou ol girl posted
You tried it 😒🙂↔️🙂↔️
You tried it 😒🙂↔️🙂↔️
Gonna have my bowl on New Years’ Day with chocolat and some good pain 🙂↕️🙂↕️
Which one of y’all got the Soup Joumou plug?
December 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Gonna have my bowl on New Years’ Day with chocolat and some good pain 🙂↕️🙂↕️
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Employees at the Pink Pussycat:
(I hope y’all remembered the batteries 🤞🏾)
December 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Employees at the Pink Pussycat:
(I hope y’all remembered the batteries 🤞🏾)
December 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
(I hope y’all remembered the batteries 🤞🏾)