Last Name Penman
@percivalpenman.bsky.social
Inhabiter of The Island of Relevancy. R&B Connoisseur. I write. I run. I love movies, Double Stuf Oreos, and the Houston Texans. I hate the assault bike. Mo. City made. #HookEm
Balance!
Hey so, yeah my ass is jiggly but, I’m also like a really interesting person
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Balance!
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something about a holiday rom com just causes all common sense to leave the body. we loooooove trash if there's an airport running scene for love.
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
something about a holiday rom com just causes all common sense to leave the body. we loooooove trash if there's an airport running scene for love.
Skye Blue having a jiggly ass like that for a white girl confuses me every time
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Skye Blue having a jiggly ass like that for a white girl confuses me every time
Damn every other commercial is a Wicked For Good promotion.
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Damn every other commercial is a Wicked For Good promotion.
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I didn’t read correctly…..instructions?
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I didn’t read correctly…..instructions?
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Greens are done & they’re 👌🏽.
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Greens are done & they’re 👌🏽.
Just attempted that stretch and my hamstring cussed me out in French.
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Just attempted that stretch and my hamstring cussed me out in French.
They have instructions? Beyond just open and serve??? Wow
Has anyone ever baked the Hawaiian rolls per the instructions on the back of the package?
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
They have instructions? Beyond just open and serve??? Wow
You know what? Nevermind
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
You know what? Nevermind
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happy turkey day!
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
happy turkey day!
You sound like a hit dog. Calm down
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
You sound like a hit dog. Calm down
What a full circle this has become.
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
What a full circle this has become.
He making me PROUD
Reed Sheppard is having a game. My goodness.
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
He making me PROUD
Not that big on effective communication with run on sentences, I fear.
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Not that big on effective communication with run on sentences, I fear.
None of the gym footage came out how I wanted. I’ll deal with that Friday.
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
None of the gym footage came out how I wanted. I’ll deal with that Friday.
Love Jones but Brown Sugar has grown on me A LOT in recent years
Speaking of Black movies.
What is your favorite Black rom-com / Romance movie?
(ALL THE LOVE & BASKETBALL FOLKS SIT THIS ONE OUT ❤️)
What is your favorite Black rom-com / Romance movie?
(ALL THE LOVE & BASKETBALL FOLKS SIT THIS ONE OUT ❤️)
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Love Jones but Brown Sugar has grown on me A LOT in recent years
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The fact that they scorched the world for spices and still refuse to use them is crazy to me
November 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The fact that they scorched the world for spices and still refuse to use them is crazy to me
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Quincy Jones did his SHIT on self titled, goddamnit.
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Quincy Jones did his SHIT on self titled, goddamnit.
Almost ordered a pizza. I think my window closed smh
What y’all eating for Thanksgiving Eve?
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Almost ordered a pizza. I think my window closed smh
Alma’s record reminds me of Bria’s Interlude but with substantially less nasally singing lol. That’s one of those “you not sleep yet, are you?” records.
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Alma’s record reminds me of Bria’s Interlude but with substantially less nasally singing lol. That’s one of those “you not sleep yet, are you?” records.
She absolutely did. I can’t blame Martin for chasing her but he fumbled that.
SL sleep… I know she had that gripper 300 that was stronger than the strength of the Black Panther because she was off her rocker
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
She absolutely did. I can’t blame Martin for chasing her but he fumbled that.
He doesn’t even have Congress meet, is that what he’s struggling to hold together?
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
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November 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
He doesn’t even have Congress meet, is that what he’s struggling to hold together?
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Alright…. My uncle just said “that boy Curry can’t dribble”
Thanksgiving is canceled. Get out of my house.
Thanksgiving is canceled. Get out of my house.
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Alright…. My uncle just said “that boy Curry can’t dribble”
Thanksgiving is canceled. Get out of my house.
Thanksgiving is canceled. Get out of my house.
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When people be running from the monsters in the programs they dont be running fast enough for me. Only one who did it right was
a woman sitting on the hood of a car holding a wallet
ALT: a woman sitting on the hood of a car holding a wallet
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
When people be running from the monsters in the programs they dont be running fast enough for me. Only one who did it right was
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My top 5 internet story. I’m realizing though…has there ever been an update about the real grandson 🤣🤣
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My top 5 internet story. I’m realizing though…has there ever been an update about the real grandson 🤣🤣