malcoholic
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wrap me in some plastic and turn me loose.
philadelphia
philadelphia
foolishly kicked off my socks in bed. ugh, never again
February 14, 2026 at 2:10 AM
foolishly kicked off my socks in bed. ugh, never again
i'd say i'm no better than a man but I AM. PLEASE COME HOME!
February 14, 2026 at 2:07 AM
i'd say i'm no better than a man but I AM. PLEASE COME HOME!
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upper echelon soft drink!!
Cream soda is for those of refined taste and culture.
February 14, 2026 at 1:41 AM
upper echelon soft drink!!
and when sarsaparilla enters the chat?? hold on to your butts (complimentary)
February 14, 2026 at 1:41 AM
and when sarsaparilla enters the chat?? hold on to your butts (complimentary)
This is tricky.
For overall reliability, i'll say root beer.
But a good cream soda is the stuff of dreams
For overall reliability, i'll say root beer.
But a good cream soda is the stuff of dreams
February 14, 2026 at 1:38 AM
This is tricky.
For overall reliability, i'll say root beer.
But a good cream soda is the stuff of dreams
For overall reliability, i'll say root beer.
But a good cream soda is the stuff of dreams
i'm going back to Mad Men, where life makes SENSE
a man in a suit and tie is holding a piece of paper in his hand
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a piece of paper in his hand
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 1:36 AM
i'm going back to Mad Men, where life makes SENSE
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A legend!
The flamboyant designer behind Hello Kitty — the cute Japanese character that became a global mega brand — is stepping down after more than four decades in charge of her look. 👉 ebx.sh/vo8bgF
February 14, 2026 at 1:03 AM
A legend!
Sun-dodger is a good one,
Ofay is an ol' fave,
but my all-time favorite isn't so much a term as it a phrase:
Ofay is an ol' fave,
but my all-time favorite isn't so much a term as it a phrase:
February 14, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Sun-dodger is a good one,
Ofay is an ol' fave,
but my all-time favorite isn't so much a term as it a phrase:
Ofay is an ol' fave,
but my all-time favorite isn't so much a term as it a phrase:
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hold on i gotta take this
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
hold on i gotta take this
has work in 7 hours? why yes as a matter of fact I do l, thunk you for asking.
February 13, 2026 at 7:02 AM
has work in 7 hours? why yes as a matter of fact I do l, thunk you for asking.
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i asked is Jesus a vampire too but that went left
February 13, 2026 at 3:49 AM
i asked is Jesus a vampire too but that went left
EXACTLY. Frankenstein is chitlin loaf.
This is canon.
This is canon.
February 13, 2026 at 3:26 AM
EXACTLY. Frankenstein is chitlin loaf.
This is canon.
This is canon.
called Denzel asked if Jesus is a zombie, and is Christianity the virus it spreads. his coworkers are arguing now and he's annoyed with me
a man wearing a hat and sunglasses is dancing in front of a white board that says innovation
ALT: a man wearing a hat and sunglasses is dancing in front of a white board that says innovation
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
called Denzel asked if Jesus is a zombie, and is Christianity the virus it spreads. his coworkers are arguing now and he's annoyed with me
you put a plate of mushy peas in front of Eriv-NO and think she not folding? tuh.
February 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
you put a plate of mushy peas in front of Eriv-NO and think she not folding? tuh.
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Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
February 12, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
i gave up being mean to her for BHM. i'll be back at 00:01 March 1st.
February 13, 2026 at 2:52 AM
i gave up being mean to her for BHM. i'll be back at 00:01 March 1st.
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Doechii Stars in Levi’s Super Bowl Campaign
February 12, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Doechii Stars in Levi’s Super Bowl Campaign
not sure tell if Denzel is going to find my 'zombie Jesus' concept genius or blasphemous. such is the mystery of ✨relationships✨
February 13, 2026 at 2:46 AM
not sure tell if Denzel is going to find my 'zombie Jesus' concept genius or blasphemous. such is the mystery of ✨relationships✨
i have very few memories of what my parents were like together, even though i was 10 years old when they split.
that's probably intentional.
that's probably intentional.
February 13, 2026 at 2:39 AM
i have very few memories of what my parents were like together, even though i was 10 years old when they split.
that's probably intentional.
that's probably intentional.