malcoholic
@lepetitereboot.bsky.social
wrap me in some plastic and turn me loose.
philadelphia
philadelphia
packed a proper little lunch then i forgot it at home!! 😩
it's [still] Christmas, Danita
$PetiteRobot
it's [still] Christmas, Danita
$PetiteRobot
a woman wearing sunglasses and a white dress with the word schitts creek on the bottom right
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a white dress with the word schitts creek on the bottom right
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December 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
packed a proper little lunch then i forgot it at home!! 😩
it's [still] Christmas, Danita
$PetiteRobot
it's [still] Christmas, Danita
$PetiteRobot
I should head off to work but cannot..
December 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I should head off to work but cannot..
I genuinely have only a vague idea what size I am. I was buying the same size since HS even when they were uncomfortable, so now I just look for a sale tag first.
December 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I genuinely have only a vague idea what size I am. I was buying the same size since HS even when they were uncomfortable, so now I just look for a sale tag first.
guess i gotta do job tomorrow as i did not experience a sudden windfall 😔
December 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
guess i gotta do job tomorrow as i did not experience a sudden windfall 😔
big bowl of frosted feelings 😔
What y’all eating for dinner? It’s too much trying to decide.
December 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
big bowl of frosted feelings 😔
I'm gonna fucking lose it
December 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I'm gonna fucking lose it
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Gone Lobster Gone
I can't wait for the movie starring and directed by Ben Affleck
This is New England's version of the Louvre heist.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
December 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Gone Lobster Gone
Several.
Some are embarrassing,
but others are just really really reminiscent of feelings I've carried and the people I held them for.
Some are embarrassing,
but others are just really really reminiscent of feelings I've carried and the people I held them for.
Are there any songs that make you cry any time you hear em?
December 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Several.
Some are embarrassing,
but others are just really really reminiscent of feelings I've carried and the people I held them for.
Some are embarrassing,
but others are just really really reminiscent of feelings I've carried and the people I held them for.
I keep seeing posts about Anthony Joshua's car accident that are directly above a RT with that banana peel on the road. ☹️
December 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I keep seeing posts about Anthony Joshua's car accident that are directly above a RT with that banana peel on the road. ☹️
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1750
December 29, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1750
knee pit action!
December 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
knee pit action!
meaty things are happening
December 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
meaty things are happening
🫶🏽
#GVerse Maggie Smith and Joan Plowright roasting Judi Dench for getting all the roles is genuinely the best thing you’ll see today.
December 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
🫶🏽
is that Manny in this iPhone commercial??
December 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
is that Manny in this iPhone commercial??
he hid the Christmas bottle of tequila
time to activate my spirit of St. Anthony
time to activate my spirit of St. Anthony
a man wearing a hooded sweatshirt and a headband is standing in a stadium .
ALT: a man wearing a hooded sweatshirt and a headband is standing in a stadium .
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December 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
he hid the Christmas bottle of tequila
time to activate my spirit of St. Anthony
time to activate my spirit of St. Anthony
Virtuosity (1995)
December 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Virtuosity (1995)
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Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
December 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Bridget Bardot down there shaking her fist she wasn't able to hate for longer.
RIP BOZO
RIP BOZO
an elderly woman wearing glasses and an apron is sitting in a room .
ALT: an elderly woman wearing glasses and an apron is sitting in a room .
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December 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Bridget Bardot down there shaking her fist she wasn't able to hate for longer.
RIP BOZO
RIP BOZO
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so true bestie
December 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
so true bestie
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travel
friends
pussy
who am i to argue!?
friends
pussy
who am i to argue!?
December 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
travel
friends
pussy
who am i to argue!?
friends
pussy
who am i to argue!?
so who all seen Bugonia?
let's chat!
let's chat!
a woman with a shaved head and a red jacket
ALT: a woman with a shaved head and a red jacket
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December 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
so who all seen Bugonia?
let's chat!
let's chat!
can't get much stronger
December 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
can't get much stronger
i want spaghetti & meatballs.
good morning.
good morning.
December 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
i want spaghetti & meatballs.
good morning.
good morning.