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wrap me in some plastic and turn me loose.

philadelphia
days take so long now
a woman is sitting in a classroom wearing a blue jacket and earrings .
ALT: a woman is sitting in a classroom wearing a blue jacket and earrings .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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John Fetterman has fallen down the stairs at the Met Gala
Mitch McConnell has fallen down the stairs at the Met Gala
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
usually, i do not.
but if i'm moving around room to room and awaiting a call, i might remember to turn it on for a bit
Yall have your ringers on????
November 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Depends on the work I'm doing. Sometimes i like it because it keeps me on pace. but if i find the lyrics a distraction, i choose something downtempo or classical.
Can y’all listen to music and concentrate on work? I cannot. I need quiet. Sometimes I can do white noise or whatever.
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
taking a very demure two week sabbatical from malcohol. 🫠
November 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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leave me alone!
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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He’s on a mission from God.
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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We don’t NEED them.
Also this is a direct threat to Odunde and the Overbrook Night Market; the gentrifiers in south Philly have been threatening Odunde for YEARS now.
Beloved community fests have considered shutting down in the past few months, citing the rising costs of police patrols.

Yet elected officials, police-connected groups, and event organizers who cut special deals are exempt from city fees linked to street festivals, an Inquirer investigation found.
Philly street festivals are shutting down over rising police overtime costs. But some groups don’t have to pay.
Philly elected officials, police-connected groups, and street festival organizers who cut special deals are exempt from tens of thousands dollars in city event fees inked to street festivals.
www.inquirer.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
dude do you know how many drugs there are
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
brb gonna get hi(gh)
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
brung home crawfish, shrimp, crabs, & mussels. (i also stole the claw crackers, plastic bibs, and wet wipes)

the waiter had to chase me out the door because I almost forgot my food.
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
one and done
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
this was me on the phone with my sister after a family dinner. the tea was piping hot
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
he could Leeloo Dallas my multi-pass any day
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Unspeakable filth. 😮‍💨
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Where I am with it
November 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Hook & Reel later tonight
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Outraged by the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, a wilderness survival trainer spent years undercover climbing the ranks of right-wing militias.

He didn’t tell police or the FBI. He didn’t tell family or friends. The one person he told was ProPublica reporter @josh-kaplan.bsky.social.

(Published January)
A Mole Infiltrated the Highest Ranks of American Militias. This Is What He Found.
Outraged by the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, a wilderness survival trainer spent years undercover climbing the ranks of right-wing militias. He didn’t tell police or the FBI. He didn’t tell family or friends....
www.propublica.org
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
this movie was incredible 🥹
watching Frankenstein before football on
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Weekends make weak ends and I don't need weak N's on my team.
That man really sat in the car and told me that saying “weekend” is speaking a spell over yourself. You’ll be weakened 🤣🤣🤣

Then he said you gotta do your research
November 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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You could replace him with the naked cowboy and most wouldn’t know the difference
Dozens of tickets had to be refunded…
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
watching Frankenstein before football on
November 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
i was on the very brink of death this morning but by way of chicken (and a hair of the dog), my hangover seems to have quieted down
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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This is really good--one of the most powerful and insightful pieces I've read about what @qjurecic.bsky.social appropriately calls "The Third Red Scare." www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM