malcoholic
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wrap me in some plastic and turn me loose.
philadelphia
philadelphia
been in a real rough place ✨mentally speaking✨
The Teen made herself "a bowl bed" in the middle of the living room, and is humoring me by engaging in random acts of movie marathoning.
we've done:
The Amityville Horror (1979)
The Princess Bride (1989)
The Polar Express (2008)
Groundhog Day (1993)
The Teen made herself "a bowl bed" in the middle of the living room, and is humoring me by engaging in random acts of movie marathoning.
we've done:
The Amityville Horror (1979)
The Princess Bride (1989)
The Polar Express (2008)
Groundhog Day (1993)
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
been in a real rough place ✨mentally speaking✨
The Teen made herself "a bowl bed" in the middle of the living room, and is humoring me by engaging in random acts of movie marathoning.
we've done:
The Amityville Horror (1979)
The Princess Bride (1989)
The Polar Express (2008)
Groundhog Day (1993)
The Teen made herself "a bowl bed" in the middle of the living room, and is humoring me by engaging in random acts of movie marathoning.
we've done:
The Amityville Horror (1979)
The Princess Bride (1989)
The Polar Express (2008)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Baby's first panic attack
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Baby's first panic attack
Today didn't work. Maybe tomorrow.
November 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Today didn't work. Maybe tomorrow.
home and drunken
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
home and drunken
the AI arguments have begun! (20 v 1)
November 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
the AI arguments have begun! (20 v 1)
ever the overachiever, i made 2 different things of macaroni & cheese
one is: cellentani pasta w/ sharp cheddar, smoked Gouda, fresh herbs, topped w/ bacon
other other: standard elbows w/ NY cheddar, Gruyère, mozz, and parmigiana-reggiano
I have just enough time to put on different sweatpants!
one is: cellentani pasta w/ sharp cheddar, smoked Gouda, fresh herbs, topped w/ bacon
other other: standard elbows w/ NY cheddar, Gruyère, mozz, and parmigiana-reggiano
I have just enough time to put on different sweatpants!
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
ever the overachiever, i made 2 different things of macaroni & cheese
one is: cellentani pasta w/ sharp cheddar, smoked Gouda, fresh herbs, topped w/ bacon
other other: standard elbows w/ NY cheddar, Gruyère, mozz, and parmigiana-reggiano
I have just enough time to put on different sweatpants!
one is: cellentani pasta w/ sharp cheddar, smoked Gouda, fresh herbs, topped w/ bacon
other other: standard elbows w/ NY cheddar, Gruyère, mozz, and parmigiana-reggiano
I have just enough time to put on different sweatpants!
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For the record, white people cannot say nor have the “itis.”
Happy Thanksgiving Y’all!! 🦃
Happy Thanksgiving Y’all!! 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
For the record, white people cannot say nor have the “itis.”
Happy Thanksgiving Y’all!! 🦃
Happy Thanksgiving Y’all!! 🦃
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The 11-year-old has very little R&B and soul context. So I told her that the oldies R&B station is just the radio. She doesn’t know the difference and its great. She thinks this Patti Labelle cut is new and viral.
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The 11-year-old has very little R&B and soul context. So I told her that the oldies R&B station is just the radio. She doesn’t know the difference and its great. She thinks this Patti Labelle cut is new and viral.
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What if we threw every person involved in private equity into the ocean:
aftermath.site/splash-damage-...
aftermath.site/splash-damage-...
November 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
What if we threw every person involved in private equity into the ocean:
aftermath.site/splash-damage-...
aftermath.site/splash-damage-...
(these movies not called Zootopia??)
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
(these movies not called Zootopia??)
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1717
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1717
it might be time for bed, I'm teetering on the brink of sheer morbid irresponsibility
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 AM
it might be time for bed, I'm teetering on the brink of sheer morbid irresponsibility
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Happy Thanksgiving, Niggas
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, Niggas
i have a mighty need..
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 AM
i have a mighty need..
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This is possibly my favorite product answer yet:
Q: Will this deodorizing spray get rid of dead animal smell?
A: Yes, but you need to remove the dead animal or you will need to keep applying it.
Q: Will this deodorizing spray get rid of dead animal smell?
A: Yes, but you need to remove the dead animal or you will need to keep applying it.
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This is possibly my favorite product answer yet:
Q: Will this deodorizing spray get rid of dead animal smell?
A: Yes, but you need to remove the dead animal or you will need to keep applying it.
Q: Will this deodorizing spray get rid of dead animal smell?
A: Yes, but you need to remove the dead animal or you will need to keep applying it.
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and for all of these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
and for all of these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground
my dog is howling in her sleep, can i gently inform her she is not actually a werewolf or am i in a "never startle a sleepwalker" sort of situation?
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
my dog is howling in her sleep, can i gently inform her she is not actually a werewolf or am i in a "never startle a sleepwalker" sort of situation?
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I know I’ve been saying this a lot lately, but…
a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
Alt: a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I know I’ve been saying this a lot lately, but…
happy turkey day!
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
happy turkey day!
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Yall ain’t hot?
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Yall ain’t hot?
Me, (or Denzel asking me) literally every other day:
Now how did I get this bruise on my leg?!?
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Me, (or Denzel asking me) literally every other day:
how cute. And what lovely coloring.
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
how cute. And what lovely coloring.
performed a routine inventory check under the bathroom sink:
found a box of magic erasers that's supposed to contain 3 pads.
apparently i opened it already, used one, then proceeded to stuff an additional three more in the box??
found a box of magic erasers that's supposed to contain 3 pads.
apparently i opened it already, used one, then proceeded to stuff an additional three more in the box??
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
performed a routine inventory check under the bathroom sink:
found a box of magic erasers that's supposed to contain 3 pads.
apparently i opened it already, used one, then proceeded to stuff an additional three more in the box??
found a box of magic erasers that's supposed to contain 3 pads.
apparently i opened it already, used one, then proceeded to stuff an additional three more in the box??