🌭 stevia nicks
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🌭 stevia nicks
@muffinlab.bsky.social
· Nov 24
going absolutely apeshitt in my lords wheat fields
god i love peanut noodles
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
god i love peanut noodles
i swear 2 god if i hear one more thing about those damn dead ostriches i'm gonna start killing them myself
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
i swear 2 god if i hear one more thing about those damn dead ostriches i'm gonna start killing them myself
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born too early to pursue my calling, joining an all-female group of mercenaries who don powered exoskeletons and fight numerous problems
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 AM
born too early to pursue my calling, joining an all-female group of mercenaries who don powered exoskeletons and fight numerous problems
girls will tell you you'd have made whitefish bay, if you put 15 more miles behind you 😔 but they don't know where the love of god goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours 🫡
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
girls will tell you you'd have made whitefish bay, if you put 15 more miles behind you 😔 but they don't know where the love of god goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours 🫡
[guided meditation] you are on a calm and placid lake 😌 yr friend has a cool speedboat 🚤 yr smoking cigarillos and drinking ale 🍺 and throwing batteries in the clean water 😎 a lake monster appears 👹 he devours u whole cleansing u of yr mortal sin (littering)
November 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
[guided meditation] you are on a calm and placid lake 😌 yr friend has a cool speedboat 🚤 yr smoking cigarillos and drinking ale 🍺 and throwing batteries in the clean water 😎 a lake monster appears 👹 he devours u whole cleansing u of yr mortal sin (littering)
how about these gales of november?
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
how about these gales of november?
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Would you like to join us? Maybe we'll have some of that white cheese studded with hazelnuts and a beetroot an' mushroom pasty or two, with lots of onion gravy, of course.
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Would you like to join us? Maybe we'll have some of that white cheese studded with hazelnuts and a beetroot an' mushroom pasty or two, with lots of onion gravy, of course.
jesus christ have mercy
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 AM
jesus christ have mercy
i heard yr girl cuts chives like an amateur
November 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
i heard yr girl cuts chives like an amateur
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the only acceptable ways to greet a homie who's sitting down are forehead kiss or hair ruffle
November 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
the only acceptable ways to greet a homie who's sitting down are forehead kiss or hair ruffle
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my dream wedding:
MAN BURSTING INTO CHURCH: stop! stop! that's not roslyn wellbelove! you're about marry *morgan skullgrave*!
CHURCHGOERS: *gasp in unison*
ME (turning, resplendent in my wedding-dress fashioned of swan-wings and conflict ivory, baring teeth filed to wicked points): i know
MAN BURSTING INTO CHURCH: stop! stop! that's not roslyn wellbelove! you're about marry *morgan skullgrave*!
CHURCHGOERS: *gasp in unison*
ME (turning, resplendent in my wedding-dress fashioned of swan-wings and conflict ivory, baring teeth filed to wicked points): i know
October 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
my dream wedding:
MAN BURSTING INTO CHURCH: stop! stop! that's not roslyn wellbelove! you're about marry *morgan skullgrave*!
CHURCHGOERS: *gasp in unison*
ME (turning, resplendent in my wedding-dress fashioned of swan-wings and conflict ivory, baring teeth filed to wicked points): i know
MAN BURSTING INTO CHURCH: stop! stop! that's not roslyn wellbelove! you're about marry *morgan skullgrave*!
CHURCHGOERS: *gasp in unison*
ME (turning, resplendent in my wedding-dress fashioned of swan-wings and conflict ivory, baring teeth filed to wicked points): i know
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introducing ‘xife’ as the preferred term for wives who are difficult, impossible or dangerous to perceive through conventional means
November 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
introducing ‘xife’ as the preferred term for wives who are difficult, impossible or dangerous to perceive through conventional means
hell yes, the olympic jerseys look sick
November 8, 2025 at 5:57 AM
hell yes, the olympic jerseys look sick
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and you need to pick a side
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
and you need to pick a side
marshmallows and olives, the lunch of champions
November 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
marshmallows and olives, the lunch of champions
why did u rt the post where i said i had covid? why did u do that susan
November 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
why did u rt the post where i said i had covid? why did u do that susan
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Bluesky rn
your superprofits, our choice 😌
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
your superprofits, our choice 😌
🫡 permission to lib out briefly sir?
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
🫡 permission to lib out briefly sir?
say it with me: full beaver super moon
November 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
say it with me: full beaver super moon
November 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Monte Dolack, Suburban Refuge, 1984
November 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Monte Dolack, Suburban Refuge, 1984
we need some victory music that is the opposite of swan lake, like a shostakovich remix
November 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
we need some victory music that is the opposite of swan lake, like a shostakovich remix
i love interacting with the youth
November 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
i love interacting with the youth