Chelsea piers morgan ☎️
@sayambular.bsky.social
they hate to see a girlboss stimming
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we NEED another WPA. men who should be building “DAMS” are instead spamming my “DMs”! !
the butt-brain axis
February 11, 2026 at 10:37 AM
the butt-brain axis
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I know it's cringe to be like "we are going to win" but when you have career DOJ prosecutors flipping sides and being like "I quit two weeks ago and I'm ready to burn this bitch to the ground" I don't know what else to say
Don Lemon hires ex-U.S. prosecutor who quit amid concerns over investigation into Renee Good's killing
Joseph H. Thompson left as an assistant U.S. attorney based in Minnesota amid concerns over the Trump administration's handling of the investigation into the killing of Renee Nicole Good by an ICE off...
www.nbcnews.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:15 AM
I know it's cringe to be like "we are going to win" but when you have career DOJ prosecutors flipping sides and being like "I quit two weeks ago and I'm ready to burn this bitch to the ground" I don't know what else to say
I got to see Ricky Martin when I was 13. When he sang Livin La Vida Loca he changed the lyrics from “woke up in New York City” to “woke up in Sacramento” and we all lost our minds
February 11, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I got to see Ricky Martin when I was 13. When he sang Livin La Vida Loca he changed the lyrics from “woke up in New York City” to “woke up in Sacramento” and we all lost our minds
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*guy who thinks numbers go backwards* oh baby we're gonna be rich
Sora 2 apparently cost something like $5 billion to run every year and so far made OpenAI around $1.4 million.
February 10, 2026 at 11:01 PM
*guy who thinks numbers go backwards* oh baby we're gonna be rich
theyre sending me to a leopard colony
February 10, 2026 at 9:20 AM
theyre sending me to a leopard colony
🎶 she’s an easy lover, she’ll give a hard-on to your penis
February 10, 2026 at 12:38 AM
🎶 she’s an easy lover, she’ll give a hard-on to your penis
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running my hands through a guy‘s hair and asking why he didn’t get tummy time as a baby
February 7, 2026 at 3:05 PM
running my hands through a guy‘s hair and asking why he didn’t get tummy time as a baby
Whole Foods salad bar should be free. It’s just some leaves and pasta and chicken pieces come on
February 9, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Whole Foods salad bar should be free. It’s just some leaves and pasta and chicken pieces come on
my psych says I’m experiencing a dorsal bagel response
February 9, 2026 at 4:49 PM
my psych says I’m experiencing a dorsal bagel response
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bad bunny should do a wichita lineman cover
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
bad bunny should do a wichita lineman cover
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That wasn't Bugs Bunny
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
That wasn't Bugs Bunny
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I love logging into Viva Exchange to get the latest news and gossip from around the virtual watercooler!
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I love logging into Viva Exchange to get the latest news and gossip from around the virtual watercooler!
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THE DRAFT KINGS/PALANTIR SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SPECTACULAR
featuring
LAURIE ANDERSON
featuring
LAURIE ANDERSON
February 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
THE DRAFT KINGS/PALANTIR SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SPECTACULAR
featuring
LAURIE ANDERSON
featuring
LAURIE ANDERSON
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today is the only day you can retweet this!!
February 8, 2026 at 4:24 PM
today is the only day you can retweet this!!
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reading a bunch of emails from dracula with the subject line "re: bood" body text "nd more thalls 4 blod" and being like "did he disable spell check, how is he even sending these out like this"
February 5, 2026 at 3:51 AM
reading a bunch of emails from dracula with the subject line "re: bood" body text "nd more thalls 4 blod" and being like "did he disable spell check, how is he even sending these out like this"
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going bald to increase my albedo
January 25, 2026 at 4:35 PM
going bald to increase my albedo
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if i was mario i would live in the pipes and mind my own business. idgaf about browser
February 4, 2026 at 9:11 PM
if i was mario i would live in the pipes and mind my own business. idgaf about browser
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elmer fudd: i am going to kill you
bugs bunny: NOT IF I’M A SLUT
bugs bunny: NOT IF I’M A SLUT
February 8, 2026 at 1:46 AM
elmer fudd: i am going to kill you
bugs bunny: NOT IF I’M A SLUT
bugs bunny: NOT IF I’M A SLUT
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people who work in tech or games accusing anyone of being luddites is the equivalent of people who work as defense contractors accusing people of being hippies
if you want to work towards something you think is the future, that’s literally your problem & not the people who don’t want any part of it
if you want to work towards something you think is the future, that’s literally your problem & not the people who don’t want any part of it
February 8, 2026 at 1:31 AM
people who work in tech or games accusing anyone of being luddites is the equivalent of people who work as defense contractors accusing people of being hippies
if you want to work towards something you think is the future, that’s literally your problem & not the people who don’t want any part of it
if you want to work towards something you think is the future, that’s literally your problem & not the people who don’t want any part of it
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STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
January 30, 2026 at 10:40 PM
STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
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would you ever go to an area
February 7, 2026 at 10:51 PM
would you ever go to an area
when I someone using their plump little fingies to adjust the zyn placement in their mouth it looks somehow even dumber than a vape. “papá! there must be a Treat and Sensation in my mouth at all times, or I’ll be ever so unhappy! have you topped up my kalshi account yet??”
February 7, 2026 at 9:17 PM
when I someone using their plump little fingies to adjust the zyn placement in their mouth it looks somehow even dumber than a vape. “papá! there must be a Treat and Sensation in my mouth at all times, or I’ll be ever so unhappy! have you topped up my kalshi account yet??”
running my hands through a guy‘s hair and asking why he didn’t get tummy time as a baby
February 7, 2026 at 3:05 PM
running my hands through a guy‘s hair and asking why he didn’t get tummy time as a baby