Koko’s Basilisk ☎️
@sayambular.bsky.social
they hate to see a girlboss stimming
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we NEED another WPA. men who should be building “DAMS” are instead spamming my “DMs”! !
I put jokes in my notes app while I was away. sorta ran out of steam towards the end. Enjoy these timely topical gems
December 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I put jokes in my notes app while I was away. sorta ran out of steam towards the end. Enjoy these timely topical gems
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I’m gonna get really into painting warhammer figurines. I’m gonna call them “my Warhammer dolls” and if anyone asks me a question about the game I will pretend I didn’t know there was a game, I just like doing doll makeup
September 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I’m gonna get really into painting warhammer figurines. I’m gonna call them “my Warhammer dolls” and if anyone asks me a question about the game I will pretend I didn’t know there was a game, I just like doing doll makeup
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(seeing my heap of oily rags begin to spontaneously combust) my rags!
September 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
(seeing my heap of oily rags begin to spontaneously combust) my rags!
does anyone want to forge a complex alliance
December 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
does anyone want to forge a complex alliance
I’m finally ready to admit that it’s not enough for me to be an auntie to my loved one’s dogs, I need my own dog!!! I’m gonna do it!!! Except I’m gonna wait until I’m employed so I can send it to Kumon and buy it designer clothing
September 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I’m finally ready to admit that it’s not enough for me to be an auntie to my loved one’s dogs, I need my own dog!!! I’m gonna do it!!! Except I’m gonna wait until I’m employed so I can send it to Kumon and buy it designer clothing
Whenever I'm in Google slides or Docs I always get confused by the image import menu options and am continually prompted to add the only image I've ever added to Google Photos apparently
September 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Whenever I'm in Google slides or Docs I always get confused by the image import menu options and am continually prompted to add the only image I've ever added to Google Photos apparently
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I’ve been listening to Gloria on repeat to get pumped every morning for like a week and it always makes me think of this @itsphetz.bsky.social tweet. Sorry I couldn’t find the original I had to search “Cornholio” in my photos
August 20, 2024 at 1:39 PM
I’ve been listening to Gloria on repeat to get pumped every morning for like a week and it always makes me think of this @itsphetz.bsky.social tweet. Sorry I couldn’t find the original I had to search “Cornholio” in my photos
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you never have to get ready if you stay ready
November 10, 2024 at 7:56 PM
you never have to get ready if you stay ready
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there is a girl in New York City who calls herself a human trampoline
February 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
there is a girl in New York City who calls herself a human trampoline
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I searched my phone for “twice as many stars” and was truly unprepared for what I found. Why didn’t I keep going
April 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I searched my phone for “twice as many stars” and was truly unprepared for what I found. Why didn’t I keep going
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mfw Vercel Blob is generally available
May 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
mfw Vercel Blob is generally available
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losing my mind @ these snapchats I posted in 2015
July 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
losing my mind @ these snapchats I posted in 2015
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The tree is a nonce ♥️
August 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The tree is a nonce ♥️
(seeing my heap of oily rags begin to spontaneously combust) my rags!
September 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
(seeing my heap of oily rags begin to spontaneously combust) my rags!
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jay z does not "feel bad" about your girl problems. he's manipulating you
October 5, 2023 at 8:11 AM
jay z does not "feel bad" about your girl problems. he's manipulating you
my skeleton is wet no matter how much I hit it with the blowdryer
September 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
my skeleton is wet no matter how much I hit it with the blowdryer
ran into H mart in a rush to pick up some essentials and like 80% of the stuff I get there I’m going off my memory of the packaging. so I was very confused to discover later that I grabbed a colorful barley tea box, that it was “barley tea for babies”, and that “barley tea for babies” is a thing
September 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
ran into H mart in a rush to pick up some essentials and like 80% of the stuff I get there I’m going off my memory of the packaging. so I was very confused to discover later that I grabbed a colorful barley tea box, that it was “barley tea for babies”, and that “barley tea for babies” is a thing
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I miss college. I learned so many things stoned in a strange computer chair
September 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I miss college. I learned so many things stoned in a strange computer chair
I’m gonna get really into painting warhammer figurines. I’m gonna call them “my Warhammer dolls” and if anyone asks me a question about the game I will pretend I didn’t know there was a game, I just like doing doll makeup
September 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I’m gonna get really into painting warhammer figurines. I’m gonna call them “my Warhammer dolls” and if anyone asks me a question about the game I will pretend I didn’t know there was a game, I just like doing doll makeup
I’m fattening up for the sacrifice as Samhain draws near 😊 me and my other cow friends are excited
September 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I’m fattening up for the sacrifice as Samhain draws near 😊 me and my other cow friends are excited
Listed a pristine camera on eBay at the upper range of market value “or best offer” and was swarmed with offers of 50%, plus a few more reasonable ones that knocked like $100 off the asking price but had a ton of questions about it (which I was happy to answer), and one guy just
September 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Listed a pristine camera on eBay at the upper range of market value “or best offer” and was swarmed with offers of 50%, plus a few more reasonable ones that knocked like $100 off the asking price but had a ton of questions about it (which I was happy to answer), and one guy just
a funny bit would be for a guy to take out like a Dostoyevsky novel with the title prominently facing out, but then he’s like tracing the lines with his fingers and you see his lips silently sounding it out
I'm seeing a social media trend where people are sneaking pics of men reading books in public and making fun of them as "performative males"
And while I love a good dunk, I don't think you guys want men to be reading even less than they are now. Just saying
And while I love a good dunk, I don't think you guys want men to be reading even less than they are now. Just saying
September 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
a funny bit would be for a guy to take out like a Dostoyevsky novel with the title prominently facing out, but then he’s like tracing the lines with his fingers and you see his lips silently sounding it out
Paul, the real estate novelist who “never had time for a wife” is queer. as is his friend Davy who’s still in the Navy
September 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Paul, the real estate novelist who “never had time for a wife” is queer. as is his friend Davy who’s still in the Navy