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Koko’s Basilisk ☎️
@sayambular.bsky.social
they hate to see a girlboss stimming
December 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I put jokes in my notes app while I was away. sorta ran out of steam towards the end. Enjoy these timely topical gems
December 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Whenever I'm in Google slides or Docs I always get confused by the image import menu options and am continually prompted to add the only image I've ever added to Google Photos apparently
September 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
ran into H mart in a rush to pick up some essentials and like 80% of the stuff I get there I’m going off my memory of the packaging. so I was very confused to discover later that I grabbed a colorful barley tea box, that it was “barley tea for babies”, and that “barley tea for babies” is a thing
September 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Flaco is alive
September 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
everyone shut the fuck up
September 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Felt artsy this morning so I made a candle jar for my favorite dog’s owner with an empty jar from a dollar store candle, some colored pencil sketches, clippings from 1975 Reader’s Digest, and Mod Podge. Gonna fill it with homemade candle tomorrow
August 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Reedus Mingus
August 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
looked at this and thought “wow what are the odds that the guy who wrote “How To Read The Three Musketeers” has the same name as the author of The Three Musketeers”
August 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
August 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Sam couldn’t have been the first person to make this joke but it’s been past Reddit levels of saturation for like 2 years. I just know there’s tons of guys who have said it irl pretending they just came up with it
August 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
August 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The tree is a nonce ♥️
August 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I’m crying
August 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Just remembered this lol
August 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
lol
August 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I bought this stupid low res digital camera to capture my little life moments and it’s been really fun. can’t see my outfit really but just know it was 🔥
August 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I met David @wariotush.bsky.social in Ohio on my x country road trip in 2021 and now he occasionally mails me things I didn’t even know I desperately needed. Thank u David what have the rest of you done for me lately
August 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
none of you will care but I’m gonna post this here anyway—I’m so happy to see this trend in fake lashes. I got kinda sick of seeing heavy strip lashes or those shiny thick uniform extensions everywhere, these are so cute and wearable
August 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
August 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
post a random picture for good luck in August
August 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
a lot going on here
August 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Paying $800 so I can see “SMEG” every time I’m making breakfast
July 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
my sister sent me this. It’s Wasian Wednesday across the nation!!!
July 30, 2025 at 12:38 PM
HAPPY WASIAN WEDNESDAY
July 30, 2025 at 12:10 PM