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normal unremarkable local woman
Overheard a mom telling her toddler son she was going to beat him to a pulp if he left the restroom stall. Not a great day for me to overhear moms.
February 14, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Overheard a mom telling her toddler son she was going to beat him to a pulp if he left the restroom stall. Not a great day for me to overhear moms.
Florida is the New York of the East
February 14, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Florida is the New York of the East
Need one of those shirts that’s like you’re an idiot and I’m not I’ll slap your ass and it won’t be my fault
February 14, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Need one of those shirts that’s like you’re an idiot and I’m not I’ll slap your ass and it won’t be my fault
Tampa airport wants you to know you look like shit
February 14, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Tampa airport wants you to know you look like shit
A lady at the airport was having an absolute meltdown in front of her family because everyone’s boarding pass had pre-check on it but hers. Yelling at the gate lady, TSA, claiming she suddenly couldn’t see. The difference in wait times was 5 minutes. Happy Valentine’s Day
February 14, 2026 at 10:30 AM
A lady at the airport was having an absolute meltdown in front of her family because everyone’s boarding pass had pre-check on it but hers. Yelling at the gate lady, TSA, claiming she suddenly couldn’t see. The difference in wait times was 5 minutes. Happy Valentine’s Day
Wish someone would say this to me so bad
February 13, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Wish someone would say this to me so bad
What Not to Wear is such an encapsulation of culture at that time. “We don’t care how many kids you have or how beloved you are in your community you’re nothing if you don’t wear business casual to buy groceries, piggy”
February 13, 2026 at 7:19 PM
What Not to Wear is such an encapsulation of culture at that time. “We don’t care how many kids you have or how beloved you are in your community you’re nothing if you don’t wear business casual to buy groceries, piggy”
“Happy Valentine’s Day to a real piece of shit! I resent you so much but I’ll never leave you because I refuse to reflect inwardly.”
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 PM
“Happy Valentine’s Day to a real piece of shit! I resent you so much but I’ll never leave you because I refuse to reflect inwardly.”
Do you Pledge to Advance Outcome-Aligned Payments for Technology-Supported Care?
February 13, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Do you Pledge to Advance Outcome-Aligned Payments for Technology-Supported Care?
waking up early to finish redlining a contract
February 13, 2026 at 1:00 PM
waking up early to finish redlining a contract
I owe a lot of taxes
Beautiful Latinas are doing my taxes
February 13, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I owe a lot of taxes
The Love is Blind location being all of Ohio is such a god damn cop out. They have three distinct major cities!
February 12, 2026 at 10:06 PM
The Love is Blind location being all of Ohio is such a god damn cop out. They have three distinct major cities!
Beautiful Latinas are doing my taxes
February 12, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Beautiful Latinas are doing my taxes
Nancy it was sure intriguing at first but let’s wrap this arc up girl
February 12, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Nancy it was sure intriguing at first but let’s wrap this arc up girl
It says here you accused in-house counsel of being a “foid who spikes your cortisol?”
February 12, 2026 at 2:30 PM
It says here you accused in-house counsel of being a “foid who spikes your cortisol?”
My boyfriend made Valentine’s plans far in advance but the restaurant got seized for not paying taxes
February 12, 2026 at 1:52 PM
My boyfriend made Valentine’s plans far in advance but the restaurant got seized for not paying taxes
They should have made the boarding groups premium $$ instead of doing assigned seating this shit is so unnecessarily murky
February 12, 2026 at 3:42 AM
They should have made the boarding groups premium $$ instead of doing assigned seating this shit is so unnecessarily murky
This guy drives around sitting in his own piss
February 11, 2026 at 10:27 PM
This guy drives around sitting in his own piss
Nothing like an indulgent splurge on gut healthy juice
February 11, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Nothing like an indulgent splurge on gut healthy juice
In Oklahoma it’s VERY common practice to pretend you’ve been on a train before to save face. Go easy on him
Markwayne Mullin defends "show me your papers": "If you're here legally, there's nothing to hide. Most people already are walking around with a government-issued ID, meaning your Real ID or your driver's license. If you go board a train here, you gotta show your ID."
February 11, 2026 at 2:40 PM
In Oklahoma it’s VERY common practice to pretend you’ve been on a train before to save face. Go easy on him
How cool is it that the FBI can get footage off a doorbell camera that doesn’t have a paid subscription and is supposed to be getting wiped every few hours?
February 10, 2026 at 10:06 PM
How cool is it that the FBI can get footage off a doorbell camera that doesn’t have a paid subscription and is supposed to be getting wiped every few hours?
Our neighbor had not bothered me in many days after my partner yelled “quit watching us” at him when he came to his doorway to watch us shovel snow. But he had some new things to say about my technique today.
February 10, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Our neighbor had not bothered me in many days after my partner yelled “quit watching us” at him when he came to his doorway to watch us shovel snow. But he had some new things to say about my technique today.
And they say she’s still mid jestergooning to this very day
February 10, 2026 at 3:05 AM
And they say she’s still mid jestergooning to this very day
One of the puppies from the puppy bowl died which is sad but if you look at the line up it is kind of like yeah that makes sense.
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
One of the puppies from the puppy bowl died which is sad but if you look at the line up it is kind of like yeah that makes sense.
belatedly posting a real gem I saw on the west coast
February 9, 2026 at 9:48 PM
belatedly posting a real gem I saw on the west coast