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@uglyjacket.bsky.social
normal unremarkable local woman
Over Halloween I bought $10 of on clearance Target decorations and felt it was important to keep the purple spider out to prove to myself I repurpose and reuse
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Over Halloween I bought $10 of on clearance Target decorations and felt it was important to keep the purple spider out to prove to myself I repurpose and reuse
me facing minor rejection
November 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
me facing minor rejection
Being around a couple making minor passive aggressive digs at each other
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Being around a couple making minor passive aggressive digs at each other
Titus doesn’t sleep on the bed due to my partner being allergic to shed and Titus being a bad sleeper (growls when touched) but 3 weeks ago I let him on the bed for 10 minutes and it’s been a fight ever since
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Titus doesn’t sleep on the bed due to my partner being allergic to shed and Titus being a bad sleeper (growls when touched) but 3 weeks ago I let him on the bed for 10 minutes and it’s been a fight ever since
That’s what I thought
November 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
That’s what I thought
This tea will fuck you
November 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This tea will fuck you
Like I always say
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Like I always say
This is what you get when you click on an ad for Amazon “$40 cashmere sweaters”
November 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
This is what you get when you click on an ad for Amazon “$40 cashmere sweaters”
He got pissed at me and started trying to shred paper. Then I tricked him again!
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
He got pissed at me and started trying to shred paper. Then I tricked him again!
dumbass thought an orange was a ball!!
November 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
dumbass thought an orange was a ball!!
me when I’m doing my job. Working
November 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
me when I’m doing my job. Working
I’m sorry to bring a tweet here and Ignore that 3 weeks old shouldn’t be going out into crowds during Flu season. But this is specifically to start a contentious discourse or you would just ask the fucking couple directly like a normal person
November 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I’m sorry to bring a tweet here and Ignore that 3 weeks old shouldn’t be going out into crowds during Flu season. But this is specifically to start a contentious discourse or you would just ask the fucking couple directly like a normal person
new collar. Fat neck.
November 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
new collar. Fat neck.
He caved. No will power. Weak
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
He caved. No will power. Weak
He is skeptical of the top blanky
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
He is skeptical of the top blanky
The dog that hasn’t barked
November 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The dog that hasn’t barked
I would die for the Benadryl carrot
November 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I would die for the Benadryl carrot
Pulled the suitcase out into the hall
November 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Pulled the suitcase out into the hall
yeah that’s right you guys don’t deserve a clear photo
November 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
yeah that’s right you guys don’t deserve a clear photo
Begging him to please do Freaky Friday with me just during this week
November 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Begging him to please do Freaky Friday with me just during this week
The brutal algorithm turns again
November 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The brutal algorithm turns again