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BonkoBoi
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Be kind
The best time to start something new is now, the second best time is on your lunch break
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The best part about half assing something is that you can take the rest home in a compostable to-go box
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
It’s snarling season
November 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Wednesdays are kinda bullshit
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Just watched The Terminal again tonight and i can see myself watching it again next year
November 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I wouldn’t even sell licorice to that baby
November 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I don’t like how they mix in stand up comedy with comedy movies
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
My son asked for a snack, he ate it, then cried that it was gone.

I understood the feeling and unfortunately that pain never really goes away.
Probably one of the best replies I’ve ever gotten to date. Very simple to stop a toddler from crying, simply figure out logically what they might cry about and avoid it.
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
AI Jesus turning water into lies
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
AI grandma saying racist stuff because she’s from a “different time“
November 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Kris Kringle cut fries
November 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
My pleasures have been found not guilty by a jury of their peers.
November 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The Beatles song “I Me Mine” hits different when your kids are 2
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I’m a double threat: a beggar and a chooser
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The “penny for your thoughts” offer now has an expiration date.
November 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Excited for the box and controller. Guess I’m not going to build a new computer for a while.
Valve has unveiled a console-like Steam Machine, a VR and non-VR "streaming-first" headset called Steam Frame, and a new Steam Controller. More details here: gameinformer.com/2025/11/12/v...
November 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
It went from Friday to Tuesday way too fast
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Large Legged Model
Light Lager Modelo
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The question i pose today is “how is Jay Som so good?”
The new record is so gosh darn good
November 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Telling someone they’re nut-thins to me (an interesting alternative to regular crackers)
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Is there a Mr. Direction?
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Going to be giving out a lot of thanks this season
November 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
“Toe the line” and “tow the line” are both real to me
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Reposted by BonkoBoi
You can own this Tiffany-style Taco Bell desk lamp for $1,999.99 USD.

www.ebay.com/itm/15733876...
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Help! I thought i was trapped in here with them, but it turns out they’re trapped in here with me!
November 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM