Lucy Huber
@clhubes.bsky.social
When I say you don’t know how truly unhinged Threads is until you’re on Threads, I mean it.
January 18, 2026 at 7:59 PM
When I say you don’t know how truly unhinged Threads is until you’re on Threads, I mean it.
They’re like wow this baby is…a turkey sandwich?
January 9, 2026 at 5:14 PM
They’re like wow this baby is…a turkey sandwich?
Cue sitcom scene where the sonographer thinks my husband is cheating bc he can’t look up from his phone during the sonogram but really he’s trying to sign my 5yo up for reptile camp.
January 9, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Cue sitcom scene where the sonographer thinks my husband is cheating bc he can’t look up from his phone during the sonogram but really he’s trying to sign my 5yo up for reptile camp.
Just realized my 20 week sonogram (the big one where they show you the baby in detail and both parents go) is at the EXACT same time as the extremely competitive summer camp sign up I need my 5yo to get into. What a hilarious portrait of modern parenting.
January 9, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Just realized my 20 week sonogram (the big one where they show you the baby in detail and both parents go) is at the EXACT same time as the extremely competitive summer camp sign up I need my 5yo to get into. What a hilarious portrait of modern parenting.
Reposted by Lucy Huber
"Was it morning or evening, my children would ask. Like the early days of post-partum, I had no idea, I could only guess by trying to carbon date the apple rinds left on the couch. The bite marks looked fresh. It must be morning." @clhubes.bsky.social in The Pom today www.the-pom.com/p/i-survived...
I Survived Winter Break With Little Kids
Hopefully you did, too
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January 8, 2026 at 8:37 PM
"Was it morning or evening, my children would ask. Like the early days of post-partum, I had no idea, I could only guess by trying to carbon date the apple rinds left on the couch. The bite marks looked fresh. It must be morning." @clhubes.bsky.social in The Pom today www.the-pom.com/p/i-survived...
“You shouldn’t be happy your kids are going back to school! Don’t you enjoy spending time with them?” Well, yes but also this is how I work when they aren’t here.
January 5, 2026 at 7:56 PM
“You shouldn’t be happy your kids are going back to school! Don’t you enjoy spending time with them?” Well, yes but also this is how I work when they aren’t here.
I’m gonna be honest…I have skipped that scene every time I’ve watched The Lion King since like 1995
January 5, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I’m gonna be honest…I have skipped that scene every time I’ve watched The Lion King since like 1995
To be fair we skipped that scene!
January 5, 2026 at 1:02 AM
To be fair we skipped that scene!
Showed my 3yo The Lion King for the first time and she sat silently through the whole thing and then the only question she had was “Does Rafiki eat meat?”
January 5, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Showed my 3yo The Lion King for the first time and she sat silently through the whole thing and then the only question she had was “Does Rafiki eat meat?”
The problem with pregnancy is eating food. Which is also the solution to pregnancy problems. It’s a very confusing loop from which you cannot escape from vomiting.
January 4, 2026 at 9:29 PM
The problem with pregnancy is eating food. Which is also the solution to pregnancy problems. It’s a very confusing loop from which you cannot escape from vomiting.
I wasn’t paying attention to my 2yo for like 7 minutes and she unrolled an entire roll of paper towels and spread them throughout the house. When I asked her why she did that she said “I was making a cat trap.” To be fair, she caught one.
January 2, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I wasn’t paying attention to my 2yo for like 7 minutes and she unrolled an entire roll of paper towels and spread them throughout the house. When I asked her why she did that she said “I was making a cat trap.” To be fair, she caught one.
Lindsay knocked it out of the park with her first guest post!!!!!
The wonderful women over at The Pomegranate were gracious enough to let me contribute so I wrote a piece on raising boys in an Andrew Tate world.
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Motherhood in the Age of Incels
While I am trying to teach my boys to be kind, the world around them is trying all they can to do the opposite. (Guest Post)
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January 1, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Lindsay knocked it out of the park with her first guest post!!!!!
In the first book she only has one doll and it’s literally a piece of corn wrapped in a cloth
December 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
In the first book she only has one doll and it’s literally a piece of corn wrapped in a cloth
Up until then they would have only had a calico sack of five dry beans scraped from the storeroom floor to play with.
December 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Up until then they would have only had a calico sack of five dry beans scraped from the storeroom floor to play with.
Sometimes I think about how lucky my kids are bc when they get a gift they often kind of forget about it immediately but if they were a pioneer child it would be the most important thing in their life, all the other pioneer children would be begging for one single touch of their raccoon Beanie Baby
December 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Sometimes I think about how lucky my kids are bc when they get a gift they often kind of forget about it immediately but if they were a pioneer child it would be the most important thing in their life, all the other pioneer children would be begging for one single touch of their raccoon Beanie Baby
Wow who wrote this????? Probably someone extremely funny and beautiful
At #15 in the list of our 25 most-read articles of the year is this honest assessment of our crime-riddled capital.
Crimes I Have Witnessed as a Resident of Washington, DC
Our 15th most-read article of 2025. - - -“President Donald Trump said on Monday he was deploying 800 National Guard troops to Washington and tempo...
buff.ly
December 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Wow who wrote this????? Probably someone extremely funny and beautiful
We are finally grading our backyard next month so we can put up a swingset and I’m more excited than when we bought our house. This is the pinnacle of adulthood for me, I’m literally moving the EARTH to make a space for my children to play. I mean not me, several men with backhoes, but you know.
December 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
We are finally grading our backyard next month so we can put up a swingset and I’m more excited than when we bought our house. This is the pinnacle of adulthood for me, I’m literally moving the EARTH to make a space for my children to play. I mean not me, several men with backhoes, but you know.
Prairie as a name isn’t so bad but Prairie Anne sounds like a rodeo clown
December 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Prairie as a name isn’t so bad but Prairie Anne sounds like a rodeo clown
Desperately hoping these are two characters in a children’s book about a family of bears.
December 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Desperately hoping these are two characters in a children’s book about a family of bears.
Searching for boy names and I may have stumbled upon the worst names I have ever encountered?
December 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Searching for boy names and I may have stumbled upon the worst names I have ever encountered?
The worst thing about being pregnant is that I truly feel a glass of wine in a hot tub might fix everything but…
December 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The worst thing about being pregnant is that I truly feel a glass of wine in a hot tub might fix everything but…
Noooooo. Have you guys been to the trains at Brookside Gardens? Indoors and free!
December 27, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Noooooo. Have you guys been to the trains at Brookside Gardens? Indoors and free!
Omg literally us too and then when we finally turned it off I had to pretend to use cheetah powers
December 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Omg literally us too and then when we finally turned it off I had to pretend to use cheetah powers